I’m a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!
I’m a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!
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I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn’t help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the “Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis” spell? And don’t even get me started on the “Osteoporosis” spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like “Blood Burn,” “Gradual Freeze,” and “Mental Chaos.” Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn’t help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield “Doomstorm” and “Ice Age,” swordsmen boast “Sword Rain: Homecoming” and “Wind-Cutter Slash,” while archers showcase “Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars” and “Storm Arrow.” Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named “Cancer Cell Proliferation,” “T-Virus Infection,” and “Rabies Outbreak.”
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, “Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!”
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, “Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don’t know!”
Even a boss character confesses, “Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!”
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- Chapter 362 - Chapter 362: Chapter 293: Plague Outbreak! The Calamity of Clan Extinction!_3
- Chapter 363 - Chapter 363: Chapter 294 Level Surge! New Realm Breaking Task!_1
- Chapter 364 - Chapter 364: Chapter 295 God Also Has Fire! The Professions of Reincarnators!_1
- Chapter 365 - Chapter 365: Chapter 296: Jia Peiran kneeling and begging for mercy?_1
- Chapter 366 - Chapter 366: Chapter 297: Military Patronage? The Plague Spreading Throughout the Military!_1
- Chapter 367 - Chapter 367: Chapter 298: Task Accumulation? The Big Tree Calls for Help!_1
- Chapter 368 - Chapter 368: Chapter 299: Turmoil in the Barracks! Ruin City’s Move!_1
- Chapter 369 - Chapter 369: Chapter 300: Bat-man! Spiderfolk! Assault on the Valley!_1
- Chapter 370 - Chapter 370: Chapter 301 The High Priest in Red! A Heroic Sacrifice!_1
- Chapter 371 - Chapter 371: Chapter 302 Valley Massacre! Ultrasonic Oscillation!_1
- Chapter 372 - Chapter 372: Chapter 303: Assassinating the High Priest! News from the Blessed Land?_1
- Chapter 373 - Chapter 373: Chapter 304 Gathering! Blessed Land Opening!_1
- Chapter 374 - Chapter 374: Chapter 305 Random Teleportation? Spirit Charm Blessed Land!_1
- Chapter 375 - Chapter 375: Chapter 306: The Bizarre Charming Beast! The Bizarre World!_1
- Chapter 376 - Chapter 376: Chapter 307 Blessed Land Massacre! Cai Ji’s Innate Ability?_1
- Chapter 377 - Chapter 377: Chapter 308 Realm Breaking Task, Completed!_1
- Chapter 378 - Chapter 378: Chapter 309: Terrifying Passive Mutant Ability!_1
- Chapter 379 - Chapter 379: Chapter 310 Combined Divine Technique! Instantly Kill the Spiderfolk!_1
- Chapter 380 - Chapter 380: Chapter 311 Spiderfolk DNA Molecule! A New Realm Breaking Task?_1
- Chapter 381 - Chapter 381: Chapter 312 The Building on Black Mountain? Strange Prohibitions!_1
- Chapter 382 - 313: The Epic Charming Beast! Quantitative Change Leads to Qualitative Change?_1
- Chapter 383 - 313: The Epic Charming Beast! Quantitative Change Leads to Qualitative Change?_2
- Chapter 384 - 313: The Epic Charming Beast! Quantitative Change Leads to Qualitative Change?_3
- Chapter 385 - 314 Cooperation? Zhou Xinyu’s Ability!_1
- Chapter 386 - 315 Stockholm Self-Strategy Technique activated. _1
- Chapter 387 - 316 Burial of Flowers! Tetanus Blade LV6!_1
- Chapter 388 - 317 Speculation on the Source of Mutant Ability_1
- Chapter 389 - 318 Ambush? A New Elemental Elf?_1
- Chapter 390 - 319 Zheng Yi, Are You a Man?_1
- Chapter 391 - 320: The Mysterious Statue of a Woman!_1
- Chapter 392 - 321 Clone Copy? Instant Kill!_1
- Chapter 393 - 322: Spirit Charm Emperor, Inheritance Artifact?_1
- Chapter 394 - 323: Chaotic Battle! Human Race Genius? If Dead, Then No Longer!_1
- Chapter 395 - 324 Heavy Casualties? Zhao Yunxiao’s Sword Training!_1
- Chapter 396 - 325 Ethereal Fire Incinerates Body Ability 2! The Final Boss!_1
- Chapter 397 - 326: Nine-Headed Snake! Temporary Alliance?_1
- Chapter 398 - 327 You’ve Been Enhanced, Go Deliver!_1
- Chapter 399 - 328: Nine-Headed Snake Domain? Instant Kill!_1
- Chapter 400 - 329 Final Resort! Thunder god!_1