Chapter 1416: Chapter 1169: Buddha’s Palm_2
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A cinema in Qin Continent.
Lin Yuan was surrounded by laughter.
“Hahahahaha!”
“Oh my god, this is too funny!”
“This Kowloon Walled City is just packed with weirdos!”
“Jiang Bao is genius!”
“His bum cheeks are literally showing!”
“This movie is excellent!”
“Every supporting character is so distinct, and the landlord couple is simply brilliant!”
Next to Lin Yuan.
His mom, sister, and younger sister were laughing too.
Fatty, who came to collect protection money with He Sheng, actually fell asleep while getting his hair cut.
You could say:
From the moment the protagonist appeared, the laughs never stopped!
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The camera shifts again.
The Axe Gang makes another appearance.
He Sheng’s firecracker accidentally lands on the head of a small leader from the Axe Gang, sparking yet another comedic moment.
The showdown begins.
Kowloon Walled City is full of hidden masters!
Three middle-aged men, who were previously meek and bullied by the landlady, suddenly reveal themselves to be martial arts experts!
Brother Sum’s underlings charge forward.
Everyone holds their breath!
Three!
Five!
Ten!
A whole swarm!
The Axe Gang, introduced at the start of the movie as an unbeatable force, is annihilated by the three martial arts masters from Kowloon Walled City!
Iron Wire Fist!
Twelve Kicking Techniques!
Wu Lang Ba Gua Stick!
A dazzling series of fight scenes mesmerizes the audience!
Combined with the naked-eye 3D effects.
The audience feels as if they’re part of the action!
Many scream in excitement, utterly thrilled!
“Whoa!”
“That hit the spot!”
“Absolutely incredible!”
“I thought the Axe Gang was invincible, but in front of true masters, they’re nothing!”
“Awesome!”
“A pure kung fu film! Though it’s a comedy, the martial arts choreography is insanely cool!”
“Damn!”
“I thought these three guys were weaklings, but it turns out they’re grandmasters!”
“At first, I thought all those musclemen in Kowloon Walled City were just there for comedic effect!”
“Brilliant!”
“I’m in love with this movie!”
This is just the first big climax of the film, and the audience is already fully exhilarated!
Comedy?
It’s absolutely a comedy!
Even in the most serious moments, the bloodiest scenes, or the harshest settings, there’s always humor woven in!
Relentlessly packed with laughs!
But if it were only like this, the audience would just laugh and move on, like with “Flirting Scholar,” where the fight scenes only serve the comedic purpose. However, this movie manages to deliver a massive sense of exhilaration alongside the laughs!
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The story continues.
The Axe Gang retreats in defeat.
He Sheng and Fatty are tied up.
Their impersonation of the Axe Gang causes this entire conflict, so Brother Sum decides to kill them. But who knew He Sheng could pick locks?
This piques Brother Sum’s interest. Thinking that these two might be useful in the future, he orders them to go kill someone.
“Killing people is something I think about every day.”
He Sheng speaks, trying to sound serious, but the audience bursts into laughter again.
His performance is just too good!
Even seemingly ordinary lines have a comedic twist.
But an even funnier moment is just around the corner.
He Sheng claims he knows martial arts!
The audience’s curiosity spikes, only to be dashed moments later.
What martial arts?
It turns out he was conned as a child:
“Kid, you have excellent bone structure, a once-in-a-century prodigy for learning martial arts. If you ever master your governor and conception vessels, you’ll be soaring like a dragon. I feel we’re destined, so take this ‘Buddha’s Palm’ manual—only ten bucks…”
The naive young He Sheng lost his pocket change.
He even practiced the Buddha’s Palm technique and once tried to save a girl in distress, but instead of rescuing her, he got mocked and badly beaten up.
From then on, He Sheng realized:
Being a good person doesn’t pay off, so he decided to be a bad guy, eventually becoming a thug with aspirations of joining the Axe Gang!
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After the flashback.
The plot seamlessly transitions.
He Sheng unexpectedly encounters the little girl he tried to save when he was young.
The movie doesn’t spell it out.
But this kind of plot doesn’t need explicit elaboration.
The reunion, however, is far from beautiful. He Sheng and Fatty steal her ice cream and run away, laughing hysterically to the backdrop of melancholic music.
Inexplicably.
The audience feels a bit heartache.
It’s strange.
Clearly, this is a comedy.
Clearly, the protagonist is laughing.
But the audience feels a pinch of sadness.
For a nonsensical comedy, many viewers find themselves unexpectedly touched.
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The melancholy doesn’t last long.
The protagonist returns to Kowloon Walled City with Fatty, intending to assassinate the landlady.
However.
Fatty proves to be utterly useless, stabbing He Sheng repeatedly instead, even getting him bitten by a venomous snake.
The theater bursts into laughter once again.
And what’s even funnier is that the landlady ends up chasing He Sheng.
The two engage in a chase sequence that has the entire cinema laughing until they’re breathless!
“Hahahahahahaha!”
“I can’t take it anymore!”
“She’s faster than a motorcycle!”
“She’s speeding!”
“He Sheng’s shoulder knife looks like a rearview mirror!”
“Fish Papa, what kind of movie is this? It’s making me lose my mind from laughter!”
“I’m laughing so hard my stomach hurts!”
“The landlady’s mid-air pose is out of this world!”
“He Sheng was completely skewered!”
“Smashed into it!”
The landlady crashes into a street sign.
He Sheng manages to escape successfully.
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He Sheng, now poisoned by the snake, hides inside the metal box of a traffic light.
By now, his lips are swollen like sausages, and his tongue is so bloated it’s absurd.
The audience laughs uproariously.
However.
Before the laughter dies down, everyone’s eyes widen suddenly!
He Sheng clenches his fists, and the knives stuck in him are forcibly ejected from his body!
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