Am I A God?

Chapter 164: Body Check-Up

Translator: Sparrow Translations Editor: Sparrow Translations

On the other end of Jiangmen city, Xiao Yu was lying on her bed, but her eyes were glued to her phone’s screen. An idea sprang into her head when she noticed the commotion in the group, and she started typing user her alias, Princess Qian.

She typed, “Brother Luban, you are so strong!”

The Strongest Luban replied with a smiling emoji and continued, “Princess Qian, do you have any sorts of preference for a male cat?”

Suddenly, silence enveloped the WeChat group as all the horny male cats were eagerly awaiting her response.

She typed, “I like male cats that are good at Mobile Legends!”

Roly Poly instantly crashed on the floor. Matcha’s eyes glimmered with excitement as his paws darted around the screen just like how a pianist’s fingers swept across the piano. He immediately tapped on the application and took a screenshot.

Just when he was about to post this screenshot, Matcha realized that someone had already beaten him to it.

It was actually a screenshot sent by Chubby Luban Assassin boasting his newly-attained rank.

“What? Has this guy actually reached the rank of Epic? How is this possible? He was still a Grand Master a while ago! How did he do it?” Matcha could not believe his eyes and mumbled, “This guy is clearly a r*tard! How did he manage to do it?”

Princess Qian replied in excitement, “Wow! Brother Chubby, you are so powerful!”

“I’m just average. Currently, I’m helping some of my friends to up their rank. Are you interested in joining me?”

Matcha started jumping in anger atop his massage throne as he looked at the exchanges between Princess Qian and Chubby Luban Assassin.

Suddenly, Matcha was distracted by a notification from WeChat. He settled down and tapped on the notification. It was a private message from Princess Qian.

Princess Qian asked, “Brother Luban, why aren’t you talking on the group anymore?”

“Princess Qian cares about me? No, no. I need to maintain my composure and maintain my image as a cool male cat.” Matcha could not wait to reply her but controlled for five seconds before replying, “I was busy choosing the imported canned food for the next month and just switched over to the WeChat group.

Princess Qian replied, “Imported canned food? That must be really expensive. Brother Luban, you are so cool!”

Matcha replied, “It’s just a small thing. This is just my tidbits. Usually, I’ll eat imported fish or the premium cat rice that my owner feeds me with.”

Princess Qian typed, “Brother Luban, can I join you in a match of Mobile Legends?”

Seeing how Princess Qian continually referred to him as Brother Luban, Matcha felt so happy and felt like he was in heaven. However, he replied sourly, “Didn’t you ask the fatso to accompany you in the game?”

“Brother Chubby is strong, but I would still like to play with you!”

Princess Qian immediately followed that line of text with a shy emoji.

Matcha felt as if he had been injected with a potent dosage of steroids when he saw the message and instantly stood on his feet with energy surging throughout his body.

“We’ll play now! Right now!”

Zhao Yao turned his head to Matcha and curled his lips in disgust. He turned his head back to Rice Cake which remained fast asleep.

He clutched Rice Cake into his arms and could clearly feel the tremors of her faint breathing. With the power of “Two is better than one”, he could even make out her heartbeat.

However, Rice Cake had already been asleep for close to an entire day. Furthermore, the tremors in her body had grown stronger and stronger.

“I thought cats only required five to six hours of deep sleep a day? How can Rice Cake sleep for so long without waking up even once? Speaking of Rice Cake, I have yet to bring her for a body checkup since bringing her back.”

Owners would usually bring their cats out for a full body checkup the moment they adopted them.

This was because of the unsanitary conditions which they were exposed to when they were out in the wild. They also had to get rid of the bugs on their fur and inside their bodies. Lastly, they had to vaccinate the cats and identify any illnesses or diseases that they were suffering from and start treatment immediately.

Zhao Yao still decided to bring Rice Cake to a cat hospital even though she was so soundly asleep.

With the thought in his head, Zhao Yao had already placed Rice Cake in his cat bag, and he slung the bag over his shoulders.

“I’ll be leaving for some errands and will be home soon!”

Matcha was over the moon as his fingers flew across the phone screen. Roly Poly was lying on the floor, depressed over the turn of events. Mango and Dust Ball were chasing each other as usual. Elizabeth was focused on the happenings in the WeChat group and was oblivious to Zhao Yao leaving the apartment.

Only Baiquan responded to Zhao Yao’s announcement when he came out from the kitchen and asked, “Boss, are you still coming back for dinner? I’m almost done with it.”

“Hmm, you can just leave some dishes for me.”

Zhao Yao bolted to Starry Starry Pet Hospital in his Panamera. To alleviate the pain of osteodystrophy, Zhao Yao even switched to Elizabeth’s power to envelop Rice Cake in Celestial Beats.

To prevent Rice Cake’s identity from getting exposed, Zhao Yao also coated Rice Cake with a layer of illusion and changed her color to beige. Zhao Yao had made it a rule to cast an illusion on Rice Cake whenever he brought her out.

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Meanwhile, a young girl was carrying an unusually beautiful ragdoll in her arms. She had a grin on her face as she stared at the computer screen.

On it were photographs of the cat café, and close-up photographs of Elizabeth were found all over the webpage.

She stared at the photos and chuckled, “Is this Elizabeth? I’ve finally found you!”

The young girl started patting the ragdoll on her head and said, “Diana, how about we bring Elizabeth back home to us?”

Meow.

The young girl broke into laughter when she heard the ragdoll let out the adorable meow.

“Let me take a look and find out where the café is.”

“Hmm, a cat café in Jiangmen city? However, there is no location listed on the website.” The young girl stared at the photo with the smile on her face, “It seems like we have some exploring to do!”

With the thought at the back of her head, she carried the ragdoll into another room.

This room was approximately 20 square meters. There were all sorts of cat toys inside it, including kitty towers and cat beds. It was obviously a room designed for cats.

Currently, two ragdolls were lazing on the floor. Their meaty paws slapped on the toy ball as it bounced between the two cats.

The young girl glanced at Diana in her arms and then switched her gaze onto the cats resting on the floor. A thought flashed through her head, “Which cat should I bring for this mission?”

Apparently, all three ragdolls were supercats.

“I intend to bring Elizabeth back home, who wants to go with me and bring her back to our house?”

A handsome-looking ragdoll stood on his feet. He meowed, “As her father, it is my responsibility to bring my daughter home after she left the house without permission.”

Another ragdoll who was the spitting image of Elizabeth stood on her feet as well and declared, “As her mother, I’m equally responsible for bringing my daughter back home!”

Naturally, the young girl could not understand a single word the cats uttered. However, she understood their intentions judging from their body language. At the same time, Diana glanced at her and seemed equally excited about participating in this mission.

“I guess Caesar, Catherine, and Diana will all be joining me on this mission! Let’s go out and bring Elizabeth home now!”

Half a minute later, the young girl pranced out of her room while humming to the tune of “Perfect”. The three ragdolls named Caesar, Catherine, and Diana followed behind her. They walked down the hallway before entering the hall. In it, they were greeted by tens of beautiful ragdolls.

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