Am I A God?

Chapter 259: Crazy Dance Floor and the Mission

Translator: Sparrow Translations Editor: Sparrow Translations

Zhao Yao proceeded to the next can and revealed a few pieces of green biscuits from within. He explained, “These are catmint biscuits. They are created by incorporating tuna into premium catmint ...”

Uncle Egg’s pupils dilated and his jaw went slack the moment he saw these wonderful creations. He immediately rushed over to take in a few sniffs.

“Tuna plus catmint? I didn’t even know that this was possible.” Uncle Egg stuck out his tongue and took a single lick. Instantly, he was overcome with euphoria as he collapsed to the ground and started rolling around. He exclaimed, “Incredible! This is incredible! It contains both the fresh taste of the sea from seafood and the intense flavoring of catmint. This is the perfect union of seafood and vegetables!”

Immediately, Uncle Egg went on his feet and gobbled down the entire biscuit with a few bites, “This is simply too delicious! I can feel the tuna literally bouncing along my tongue as the exhilaration sensation explodes in my brain!”

The experience points which Zhao Yao could earn had skyrocketed to 60 points.

A smile found its way up Zhao Yao’s mouth as he moved on to the next can, which contained a few brown solids. He explained, “This is the premium cat chewing gum. It is made by combining three different types of seafood with a sprinkle of Linseed oil. Finally, all-natural catmint oil is added to the product. This is literally the best catmint.”

Uncle Egg immediately reached out his paw and grabbed one handful worth of cat chewing gum into his mouth. Instantly, beams of golden ray shots out of his eyes.

“Uncle Egg, can you differentiate the three types of seafood present in it?”

Uncle Egg’s head tilted skywards as he whispered, “It’s a kind of fish. I taste it. It is salmon, tuna, and fresh cod. They are really sashaying down my tongue with the catmint as their partners.” He covered his mouth with both paws as tears welled up in his eyes. He started hallucinating because of the catmint and uttered, “I see so many fishes surrounding me and dancing with me.”

The experience points which Zhao Yao could redeem had increased to 90 points.

Zhao Yao decided to use his final weapon. Out of his pocket appeared a lollipop-like object which landed right in front of Uncle Egg’s eyes.

Uncle Egg’s body instantly froze the moment he noticed the object. His eyes were glued to the movement of the lollipop-like object as he struggled to speak, “This ... This is ...”

“This is the five-star Polygonum cat stick. It is the epitome of all catmint related products.”

Excitement poured out of his eyes as Uncle Egg staggered towards this rarity. He immediately grabbed the Polygonum cat stick into his arms and exclaimed, “How can they just ruthlessly combine catmint with Polygonum?”

He continued speaking after a few licks, “However such a simple and ruthless method had created a perfect product which encapsulated the essence of both ingredients. Every lick would produce a tingling sensation on the taste buds, cushioned with the perfect taste of catmint. I feel as if my body had been slashed by bolts of current.”

“It’s delicious!”

“This is truly delicious!”

“How can such a perfect lollipop exist in this world?”

The experience points finally reached the maximum, 100 points.

With a beam that stretched from ear to ear, Zhao Yao immediately tapped on it.

Suddenly, his ears quivered and he turned his head around and noticed the crowd he had attracted. Airplane, Baozi, Sausage and Caesar had all gathered at the foot of the entrance, with their eyes sweeping across the cans of catmint.

Zhao Yao simply laughed and invited them in, “Come in, just grab anything that you fancy.”

Excitement poured out of their eyes as the cats dashed inside. Airplane buried his entire head into the container and devoured a bag of catmint biscuit instantly.

Meanwhile, Caesar picked up a bottle of powdered catmint from the ground before taking a few sniffs. Instantly, his limbs went limp as he collapsed to the ground. His eyes rolled back as his hind legs stretched upwards and started kicking against his chin.

As more and more supercats entered and took a sniff of the catmint, the place had turned into a dance floor flooded with eccentric dances.

With the Polygonum cat stick cradled in his arms, Uncle Egg could not stop licking it. Suddenly, his body froze and crashed to the floor, unconscious.

Baozi who was busy eating his catmint chewing gum was startled by this scene and exclaimed, “Emergency! Uncle Egg had fainted because of the catmint. He got too high!”

“Move to the side, all of you!” Lion Head appeared out of the swarm of supercats and sat on top of Uncle Egg. She raised her paws in the air and landed a barrage of slaps across his face.

Finally, Uncle Egg woke up all groggy to the chorus of all the supercats.

“Uncle Egg has finally woken up!”

“Uncle Egg you took too much catmint and almost died from an overdose!”

“Thankfully, Lion Head Sister was here to save your life!”

“That’s true! Uncle Egg, you should limit your catmint intake in the future.”

Uncle Egg could not even keep his eyes open and definitely failed to hear what they were saying. Hence, Lion Head craned her neck forward and shouted into his ears, “Uncle Egg! Have a good rest!”

Uncle Egg finally nodded his head to Lion Head’s instructions and replied, “Oh, I’m alright. Just let me take a quick nap.”

“Since Uncle Egg is in no condition to sniff catmint, I shall just take the lollipop from him.” Airplane snatched the Polygonum cat stick from the box and raised it in the air. A trickle of saliva trickled down his lips as he stared excitedly at it.

Uncle Egg smelled and realized something was wrong. Immediately, his tail went up and he began pointing frantically towards Airplane, “Quick! Someone help me up! I can still take a few more sniffs!”

Suddenly, a swirling vortex appeared out of nowhere and in came Dust Ball who stared angrily at them.

“Hey, it’s the dark knight!”

“Is she here to take a sniff of the catmint as well?”

However, Dust Ball was completely indifferent to the chatters amongst the cats. She simply walked forward and grabbed a handful of catmint biscuit before emptying them into her mouth. Only one thought flashed across her head during this binge-eating process, “This is mine! All of these belong to me!”

There was a huge commotion within the container that held all the catmint. However, not all the supercats were interested in it. For example, Ares, Catherine, and Diana were completely indifferent to it.

Also, some cats had stronger determination. For example, Gaia remained rooted in front of his laptop, with both eyes glued to the screen. Even though the smell of the alluring catmint constantly pulled him there, he managed to resist it.

“Hmph, from today onwards, this container will be used as the storage unit for catmint.” Happiness filled him like sunshine when he glanced at the experience points earned. Currently, his BOOK read lv4(3848/5000).

“I need to continue working harder and harder!”

Next, Zhao Yao focused his attention on raising the supercats’ satisfaction level. He began interacting with them and playing with them.

...

“Ares, are you satisfied?”

“Hmph, the Village of Dreams is a little too dark. Can you bring some light in?”

Hence, Zhao Yao instantly went on TaoBao and purchased some sun-shaped night lamp and installed it inside his belly. These lamps were connected to the portable generator and hung in the middle of the place. Instantly, the entire belly was encapsulated in a layer of warm, faint glow.

Cats themselves already had the power of night vision. Hence, these light were already more than enough for them.

50*2 experience points earned.

...

“Lion Head, are you satisfied?”

“I’m not! Where did that fatty go after he confessed to me?”

“Oh, are you referring to Roly Poly? That’s a piece of cake!”

Five minutes later, Roly Poly had been transported into the belly with confusion plastered on his face. He noticed Lion Head standing opposite him and thought, “Hmph, extradimensional belly?”

He began giggling and mumbled, “That’s impossible. Zhao Yao adores me so much. How can he possibly bear to send me here? I must be dreaming.”

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