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“Not a fairy, so how can she be called ‘Mama Yellow Mountain’?”

As the Heavenly Dao, my word is law!

I strongly suggest that the Heavenly Dao of Tyrannical Song uses the boundless authority to transform Group Founder Yellow Mountain into Yellow Mountain Fairy!

Some cultivators of myriad practitioners in the universe, who are outsiders watching and enjoying the spectacle, feel touched by the title ‘Eternal Group Leader’, while also quietly expressing their thoughts in their hearts.

As the Heavenly Dao, Song Shuhang now could receive some of the myriad world supplications that related to him—those who sing his praises could be sensed by him.

However, he dared not do so.

Mama Yellow Mountain held a very high position in his heart and was a senior worthy of respect. It was okay to occasionally cause Senior Yellow Mountain some liver pain, but absolutely not to cross the line—this was the unspoken agreement among him, Thrice Reckless Mad Saber, Senior Copper Trigram, Doudou, Young Master Phoenix Slayer, and several other members of the group.

It was this understanding that allowed them to be reckless without dying, living on until now.

At that moment, when Senior Northern River received the title, ‘Eternal Group Leader,’ he darkened in expression.

One should know that his group nickname within the Nine Provinces Number One Group was ‘Yellow Mountain is very tired and wants to retire’; he had been thinking about training a ‘Group Leader No. 2’ to hand over the group leader’s authority!

Now, Song Shuhang giving him the ‘Eternal Group Leader’ title, wasn’t this intending to make him sit in this liver-paining position forever?

How could this be acceptable?

“Wait…” Venerable Yellow Mountain couldn’t help but speak out.

But before he could finish, he was transferred out from the ‘show my divinity in front of the masses’ segment, and his consciousness returned to the main world.

Immediately after.

Soft Feather’s figure appeared beside Song Shuhang, replacing Senior Northern River.

Aside from treating Group Leader Northern River specially, in the next sequence, Song Shuhang followed the order of his golden core composition ‘Star Road.’

The order of the Star Road was also the order of the members of the Nine Provinces Number One Group, whom Song Shuhang had encountered upon entering the world of cultivation.

Soft Feather was the first group member he had encountered in this world, the initial figure in the Star Road, and also one of the ‘guides’ of Song Shuhang’s cultivation journey.

“Ah? Isn’t that the Millennium Ninth Sage, Ancient Sage Spirit Butterfly? Ancient Sage Spirit Butterfly?”

Ancient Sage Spirit Butterfly is also a member of this group? How many big-shot level figures are hidden in this group?

“Senior Song, congratulations on becoming the Heavenly Dao!” Soft Feather’s eyes seemed a bit red, but her condition looked very good and she seemed quite happy.

“Did you cry?” Song Shuhang asked, puzzled.

Soft Feather shook her head repeatedly, “It’s not really crying. Just that these few days, tears were inexplicably flowing. But I haven’t encountered anything sad, and the symptoms also disappeared the day before yesterday. You and Senior White don’t need to worry about me!”

Song Shuhang thought and guessed the reason for Soft Feather’s sudden tears.

It was probably the influence left by the Future Child.

—But it no longer mattered because he and Senior White had already proven their Dao together! The next step was transcendence!

Song Shuhang showed a reassuring smile and said, “Soft Feather, like Senior White, you have a patternless golden core. The Dragon Pattern Sticker is not needed for you. So, I have prepared a compensating spell for you.”

Saying that, Song Shuhang reached out and touched Soft Feather’s forehead, leaving a flower diadem on her brow.

This was the cultivation technique of the Overlord God Pillar, which he and Senior White had calculated and improved using the authority of the Heavenly Dao.

Cultivating to the eighth level and above, one could, through Song Shuhang as a mediator, summon the ‘Tribulation Transcender Pillar, Pillar of Longevity’.

Cultivating to the ninth level and above, one could even summon the ‘Heavenly Dao Pillar’!

This fun secret technique would surely be liked by Soft Feather.

—The best way to prevent Soft Feather from being influenced by emotions like ‘sadness’ was to let her find amusing things or activities.

Sure enough, upon receiving this secret technique, Soft Feather’s face broke into a brilliant smile.

This interesting secret technique piqued her interest.

She gently touched her forehead and giggled, “Thank you, Senior Song, I truly love this gift.”

Pear blossoms bathed in tears, she smiled radiantly.

“You are the guide on my cultivation path, and I could enter the ‘Nine Provinces Number One Group’ because of you. From the beginning to now, I am the one who should be thankful,” Song Shuhang said as he handed her a ‘Liquid Fat Ball.’

Each person got one; it was standard equipment, naturally not excluding Soft Feather.

“So… no matter how despairing the future may seem, leave it to me. Senior White and I won’t keep Future Child waiting too long,” Song Shuhang whispered to Soft Feather in the end.

“What are you talking about, Senior Song?” Soft Feather asked, slightly puzzled.

As she asked, tears once again uncontrollably fell from her reddened eyes.

They were tears of joy.

Each teardrop sparkled with delight.

“In any case, leave everything to me,” Song Shuhang said with a smile, extending his palm to Soft Feather.

Although Soft Feather didn’t fully understand, she still gently slapped his palm.

After the slap, her tears stopped instantly.

Even her initially reddened eyes returned to their naturally fair state.

Song Shuhang maintained his dependable smile and withdrew his hand.

—He had already received the wish of Future Child!

Rest assured and leave the future to Senior White and me!

No matter what kind of future it is, we will turn it around for you to see!

After the slap, Soft Feather’s figure gradually disappeared.

In the real world.

Saint Monarch Spirit Butterfly, who had been sharpening his sword and was ready to ascend to the Heavenly City with his mortal body to challenge the Heavenly Dao, silently put away his fifty-meter greatsword after seeing his daughter’s eye sockets return to normal.

In the scene where divinity is shown in front of the masses.

The spot where Soft Feather had been was replaced by Senior Medicine Master and Riverly Purple Mist.

“Is it our turn?” Medicine Master asked.

The ‘Dragon Pattern Sticker,’ which neither Venerable Yellow Mountain nor Soft Feather needed, actually had its first use for them.

“Congratulations, Senior Medicine Master, and Sister Purple Mist,” Song Shuhang’s gaze swept over Riverly Purple Mist’s belly.

Senior Medicine Master and Riverly Purple Mist had worked hard day and night and had finally borne fruit.

The man without despair is truly enviable.

“Thank you,” Riverly Purple Mist gently touched her belly—the child she and Medicine Master were expecting was obviously lucky. Born not so long ago, it was about to receive the blessings of the Heavenly Dao.

“How should we cooperate next?” Medicine Master asked.

“I’ll do it, let me do it,” Senior White who had been restraining himself, finally found a use for his strength.

He pulled out a thick stack of ‘Dragon Pattern Stickers’ and said to Medicine Master and Purple Mist, “Pick whatever pattern you like. Choose it, and I will stick it on for you.”

“Can’t it be a bit more ceremonial?” Senior Medicine Master asked seriously.

After all, it was a grand act that would shake the world with Heavenly Dao Authority to supplement the nine dragon patterns.

“Ceremonial sense, I like that term,” Song Shuhang abruptly gave a thumbs up, “I accept that request—at the moment of applying the sticker, I’ll arrange a grand BGM for you, Senior Medicine Master. If you and Sister Purple Mist apply it together, I can even make a couple’s combination BGM.”

Medicine Master: “…”

Did I just make a silly suggestion?

“Do these dragon patterns differ?” Riverly Purple Mist asked curiously while choosing.

“There are.” Song Shuhang proudly introduced to the seniors, “Each ‘dragon pattern’ appears to be ordinary at first glance. However, when scanned with spiritual consciousness, you will find that each dragon pattern conceals a universe within, each harboring a different design. Depending on the design, the effects of the dragon pattern also vary slightly.”

Riverly Purple Mist gazed intently and indeed found different designs within these dragon patterns.

There were fruit designs, specifically one resembling lychees—perhaps prepared by Senior White for Fairy Lychee?

There were also designs of the Calabash Brothers, which is purely because Senior White used to paint Calabash Brothers for Song Shuhang so often that it became second nature.

There were designs of disposable flying swords—this was a specialty of Senior White.

There were also designs of divine and mythical beasts—however, since Senior White’s style leaned towards stream of consciousness, if his mood was right, he could depict them brilliantly, lifelike. But if his mood was off, the creatures he painted according to his fleeting thoughts would require closer inspection to barely make out the original form of the divine beasts.

Among the designs of divine and mythical beasts, recognizable at first glance were those of dogs, cats, creatures looking both like wolves and huskies, and designs of snakes or flood dragons.

These were likely prepared for the group’s Ah Cat, Ah Dog, Ah Wolf, and Ah Jiaojiao.

After much deliberation, Medicine Master and Riverly Purple Mist chose several designs that seemed to be ‘induction cookers,’ and handed them to Senior White.

“Your taste is quite exquisite; these mountain peaks hold memories of my cultivation scenes, bustling with spiritual qi. After applying the dragon pattern stickers, they could enhance the spiritual qi of your Golden Cores,” praised Senior White with a nod.

Medicine Master: “???”

Mountains, mountain peaks?

Clearly, these designs were the brainchildren of Senior White’s stream of consciousness when his thoughts were distorted.

“Let the BGM start!” Beside them, Song Shuhang snapped his fingers.

A blast of music ensued, both exciting and suitable for lovers, sounds of the Great Way mixed together…

In previous times, their appearance was limited to transforming into sounds of bells, flowing water, or Buddhist and immortal melodies.

But now, under the guidance of Heavenly Dao Tyrannical Song, various forms of ‘Sounds of the Great Way’ intertwined, forcibly orchestrating a lovers’ BGM.

However, they were rather fortunate, at least they weren’t treated as Heavenly Tribulation’s meal like Big Brother.

When the sounds of the Great Way resonated, cultivators across myriad realms could benefit and attain enlightenment.

This also constituted a small benefit Song Shuhang sent out to the myriad practitioners in the universe—it wouldn’t be fair to have everyone just looking upward at the ‘Nine Provinces Number One Group’ members receiving rewards and only being able to watch enviously.

If there weren’t some benefits, the audience’s time, which is also precious, might lead many to stop watching.

There had to be something enticing.

Amidst the BGM music, Senior White extended his hand toward the dantians of Medicine Master and Riverly Purple Mist, virtually pressing.

Two Golden Cores emerged.

The process was the same as when Senior White had painted golden dragon patterns for Song Shuhang.

Initially, Senior White used a brush.

Now, he used stickers.

The dragon pattern stickers adhered to the Golden Cores, completing Medicine Master and Riverly Purple Mist’s patterns to nine.

“Thank you, Senior Medicine Master, for initially guiding me onto the path of cultivation, and laying the firmest foundation of my cultivation with the ❮Basic Buddhist Fist Technique❯ and True Self Meditation Scripture,” Song Shuhang handed three ‘Liquid Fat Balls’ to Senior Medicine Master.

The extra one was prepared for their unborn child.

“In the name of Heavenly Dao Tyrannical Song, I bless this unborn child, who will become a child that makes the seniors proud,” Song Shuhang blessed Medicine Master and his wife and sent them off.

…

Following Senior Medicine Master, it was the turn of the last few good souls of the Nine Provinces Number One Chat Group, Senior Northern River’s Loose Cultivator.

Then came Great Master Profound Principle, who had yet to break his silent meditation.

One after another, seniors and members from the group started to appear.

Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman, whose notebook of wishes hadn’t decreased but rather had increased a lot.

And from the current generation of Spirit River Su Clan, Su Clan’s Seven.

Doudou, troubled by splitting the cave dwelling with Venerable Yellow Mountain,

adored Senior White’s White Crane.

Little Guoguo’s senior, Senior Brother Three Realms,

and Yu Jiaojiao, who had finally transformed into a complete human figure using secret techniques, as beautiful as her mermaid mother.

And her father, True Monarch Tyrant Flood Dragon, who had yet to father a football team and was still striving.

Next… was Immortal Fortune Teller Copper Trigram, whose true face and real gender had yet to be revealed.

With Song Shuhang’s current “Heavenly Dao” identity, if he wished, he could have seen through the true form of Senior Copper Trigram and his gender in an instant.

At this moment, Copper Trigram, dressed in ancient attire as white as snow with black hair tied up, incarnated as a handsome youth with red lips and white teeth.

“Senior Copper Trigram, can I ask you a question?” Song Shuhang curiously asked.

“If I say ‘no,’ the next wave of heavenly tribulation might not spare me,” Immortal Master Copper Trigram weakly replied.

“Not only Shuhang, actually, I am also very curious. Or rather, everyone in the group should be curious,” Senior White interjected from the side.

Copper Trigram’s real appearance might remain undisclosed, but what exactly is Copper Trigram’s gender?

Is it a fairy or a Daoist priest?

This actually decided how others should mentally approach befriending him.

“Actually, I never really hid this issue. If you look at the information on my chat account, it’s marked as male. The truth has always been right before your eyes. It’s just that you chose not to believe it,” the Immortal Master Copper Trigram replied in a melancholic voice.

In the Nine Provinces Number One Group,

“I don’t believe you for a second, you devious black trigram,” Senior Northern River’s Loose Cultivator couldn’t help saying, “Last year, I saw your gender marked as female, did you think you could deceive me?”

“!!!” Immortal Master Copper Trigram replied in shock, “Old Northern River, what do you want from me? Have you been paying attention to my gender since last year?”

Senior Northern River’s Loose Cultivator: “If you don’t want others to know, don’t do it yourself.”

Song Shuhang and Senior White exchanged a smile and let Senior Copper Trigram go back.

Just let Senior Copper Trigram and Senior Northern River continue their battle.

…

Following Copper Trigram came Young Master Phoenix Slayer.

As soon as Phoenix Slayer appeared, “Hurry up, Phoenix Slayer, don’t waste time, receive your award and come down, then it’s my turn!” Thrice Reckless Mad Saber in the Nine Provinces Number One Group couldn’t help shouting.

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: “???”

Today, I finally wanted to show my face in the myriad realms, yet Thrice Reckless is urging me to hurry, showing no respect for me. I, Phoenix Slayer, will remember this grudge!

“After Thrice Reckless, it should be my turn.” An audio message popped up in the group, the voice was pleasant, carrying a transcendent aura similar to a hermit in the mountains.

“Fairy Lychee: “After Thrice Reckless, it’s my turn according to the sequence, I’m going to have a photo with Shuhang and Senior White in a moment. I wonder if ‘Heavenly Dao’ can be captured in it?”

“After Fairy Lychee, it’s my turn,” Dharma King Creation secretly touched a small trumpet.

“Where am I, which position am I in?” Fairy Dongfang Six found herself a little nervous. Since her car sank to the bottom of the sea on the way to Mount Qiu Ming last time, she hadn’t driven for a while, and her mood was affected… She now felt especially uncomfortable.

“It’s me, I’m after Thrice Reckless.”

“[Angry rubbing my own dog head emoji], I should be around the same position as Fairy Dongfang Six, right?” Sun Splitting Halberd Guo Da said.

“Hurry up, Phoenix Slayer,” Thrice Reckless Mad Saber tagged Young Master Phoenix Slayer again in the group.

Thrice Reckless wasn’t intentionally rushing Phoenix Slayer.

He was to relay some whispers to Shuhang on someone’s behalf.

Those few words couldn’t be recorded in text, existing only in Thrice Reckless’s heart.

Once said, they might be forgotten.

Right now, Thrice Reckless was a bit afraid he might forget his words.

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