Chapter 142
Editor: Casey
Song Xiabing patted Shi Qing’s back in a very gentle way in accordance with his current act as a little pretty boy.
Shi Qing’s expression was very twisted when he finally got up after a while. He seemed to have suffered a severe blow to his psyche.
“Shit! Shit! Shit!!”
Yet on the inside...
Hahahahahaha. Fuck me, this guy’s a genius! I like him so, so much!
Alarmed, the System popped out. [Host, you’re not going to cheat with him, are you?!]
Shi Qing: [Pei, pei, pei. When did I become a couple with Song Xiabing? Can’t you see he wants to kill me?]
The System had nothing to say to that, but it still tried its best to dissuade Shi Qing. [But still...you shouldn’t do this, Host. You’ve always known that he was one person. You can’t get together with this wom...no, no, no, this man.]
Shi Qing: [Pei. Don’t worry so much. I’m a man of integrity. I might give this beauty a second glance, that’s all.]
The System: [...]
Integrity...
Does the Host really have any of that?
Still, the System relaxed a bit due to Shi Qing’s promise.
It continued to quietly settle down like a chicken.
Song Xiabing, on the other hand, continued his gentle ministrations to calm Shi Qing down. “Boss, don’t be angry anymore.”
“Fuck! The woman that caught my eye was actually a man! How do you expect me not to be angry?!”
“Urgh! No, the more I think about it, the more disgusted I am. Laozi was this close to doing it with a man...bleurgh!!!”
The man couldn’t help but bend down and dry heave again.
Song Xiabing continued to pat Shi Qing’s back.
He felt like he was brushing the fur of a cranky fox right now.
En. The reason why he thought of a fox instead of a lion or something was of course because of the big, fiery red tail that swooshed around angrily in response to its owner’s mood.
Looks like he’s really angry this time.
All the fur on his tail stood up.
The already large tail was now even thiccer. It swooshed about again and again to vent its anger.
Song Xiabing narrowed his eyes slightly at the tail that seemed to be deliberately enticing him. His hands really started itching a bit.
One of Song Xiabing’s hands kept running along Shi Qing’s back while the other was hidden behind him. With a light touch, strands of dark mist began twisting between his slender fingers.
He could smell the unpleasant scent of vegetable porridge.
The base’s cooks seemed to be hard at work.
Song Xiabing moved his fingers slightly.
So my strength...has recovered, ah.
Since his second ability awakening, Song Xiabing could clearly tell that the current him was on a whole new level.
At the very least, he could suppress Shi Qing using his tail.
None of the remaining members of the Blazing Thunder Company were his match.
If he struck at this moment, he could overpower Shi Qing and watch as the usual disdain on that handsome face morphed into panic. Then, little by little, he would strip him of his dignity as a man, making sure he felt every second of it.
Song Xiabing wanted tears to run down Shi Qing’s honey-coloured skin.
He could already imagine how beautiful the man’s face would look then.
[Ding! Song Xiabing’s animosity value: 599/100]
Huh.
Shi Qing straightened up, a little surprised at how generous Songsong was.
[It’s already dropped a point.]
The System: [Maybe it’s because...the initial value is so big...]
Anyways, it didn’t have any high hopes for this world.
At least the Host was able to find something like the Wei Xuan Secret Realm in the xianxia world.
But now they’re in the modern age.
Even if it was after the apocalypse, there was nothing in the plotline that could tamper with memories.
Besides, Song Xiabing didn’t have any missing memories to tamper with in the first place.
The System knew that Shi Qing liked the addition of his tail a lot, so it decided to give up and suggested:
[Host, if things really are hopeless, why don’t you just treat this as a vacation? I don’t mind as long as you have fun.]
Shi Qing really did consider all the pleasure he could get from forcibly kidnapping Song Xiabing and making him stroke his tail.
But he rejected that idea in the end.
[It’s very important to me that he’s a willing participant. Tongtong, how could you come up with such an immoral idea? Have you been corrupted?]
The System: [???]
Wasn’t it just telling the Host that he didn’t have to stick to his character settings? They would be kicked out after a month anyway, after all. How’s that being corrupted??
Shi Qing really did have everything thought out.
Even though forcing others could give you quite the rush...
But with this big tail of his, being forced felt even better!
Because of his dry heaving just now, the man coughed up a storm after straightening up.
Song Xiabing’s hand slowly approached the top of that big, fiery red tail.
“Yo~”
A cold light flashed past Song Xiabing’s eyes at that exclamation. His long, slender fingers fell very naturally onto Shi Qing’s body, gently stroking it as he asked warmly:
“Boss, do you want me to go get you a glass of water?”
Zhou Xuanxuan, who made that sound, stepped out. He leaned against the door and inhaled deeply. “Ah, fresh air is so nice.”
He stroked his long, inky locks and smiled at Shi Qing, who glared at him with a mixture of disdain and fury.
“So there’s actually something my second ability to arouse desire can’t accomplish. What a surprise, ah. As expected of a level seven ability user, Captain Shi. You’re still fine after being exposed to the scent for so long.”
He flashed the other two another smile. “Yes, that’s right. I’m a rare dual ability user, and my second ability is quite broken too. It relaxes the inhibitions of anyone who inhales it so they can carry out their innermost desires.”
“But what a pity.” Zhou Xuanxuan shrugged. “It doesn’t seem to have much effect on either of you.”
Shi Qing staggered upright, hatefully glaring at the big girl in front of him. He growled:
“Who says Laozi’s fine?! Laozi’s about to spit up bile over here!”
The implication was that he wanted nothing more than to vomit.
Zhou Xuanxuan didn’t care at all. He turned to Song Xiabing again. “Strange. Never mind it not working on him, how come you’re immune too? Can’t you smell my fragrant pheromones?”
“I didn’t see you reacting at all. But how could this be? Don’t you have any desires?”
Song Xiabing’s fingers on Shi Qing’s body twitched slightly.
Just after inhaling that scent, he...
He wanted to push Shi Qing down.
His expression betrayed none of his doubts. Song Xiabing responded warmly, “I smelled porridge.”
Shi Qing snorted while leaning against him. “Laozi smelled durian. It’s giving me a headache.”
Zhou Xuanxuan’s expression darkened.
His beautiful face became twisted. “What’s wrong with your noses?! My scent is clearly the fragrance of gardenias!”
But his beautifying filter returned after a few seconds. He stroked his hair and calmed down.
“I get it now. Shi Qing, your ability is of a higher level than mine, and this kid is an ordinary person. That must be why you can’t feel the full effect of my ability.”
Shi Qing had just about recovered. He scowled and interrogated, “Tell me why you pretended to be a woman and infiltrated your way to my side. What are you planning?”
“Oh come on, Grandpa. How could you say such things?”
Zhou Xuanxuan almost laughed out of anger. “You were the one who came out of nowhere when I was holed up recuperating at home after losing my ability, kicked in the door, and kidnapped me for sex! Fine, whatever. But when I agreed to have sex with you, you ran out and started puking! Haven’t you insulted me enough?!”
The man beside Song Xiabing still had a very ugly look on his face.
He closed his eyes and took a deep breath.
“Get the hell out of Laozi’s Blazing Thunder!”
“No way jose.”
Zhou Xuanxuan yawned and headed back into his room. “There are so many people out there who want me dead. I’m not suicidal enough to go and oblige them. Besides, everyone knows I was kidnapped by you. Boss Shi Qing, won’t you take me in for a few days out of the kindness of your heart?”
“Heh.”
Shi Qing laughed out of anger. “Give you an inch and you’ll take a foot, huh. If you aren’t going to leave, then die here!”
“Feel free, ah.”
Zhou Xuanxuan wasn’t afraid. “Kill me if you can bear to never see my face again. Just keep in mind that I can pass for a woman before I open my mouth.”
The boss’ twisted expression became even more ugly.
But he didn’t act in the end.
So Song Xiabing watched from his side as Zhou Xuanxuan winked at them like a cat that got the cream. He turned and strutted back inside, closing the door behind him with a resounding thud.
Song Xiabing asked Shi Qing, “Boss, are you sure about leaving him alive?
Shi Qing’s handsome face was seething with anger, but he didn’t say anything about killing Zhou Xuanxuan.
He couldn’t kill him, ah.
How was he supposed to ensnare Song Xiabing then?
“Forget it.”
Shi Qing shot an annoyed glare at the closed door. “At least he was once a high-level ability user. Keeping him might prove useful to Blazing Thunder.”
What use could he be without his ability?
Song Xiabing gave the fuming man beside him a knowing look. Calculations were carried out in his head.
In the end, Shi Qing...couldn’t let go of that face, right?
Heh. Men.
His gaze brushed over the fiery red tail that was still swooshing about in anger. The sight made his eyes narrow slightly and his tone soften.
“Are you still not feeling well, Boss? I just thought of a way to train the resistance of your tail. Do you want to give it a try?”
Shi Qing looked at him suspiciously. His tail also stopped swooshing, it was now just raised very high in an alert position.
“What idea could you possibly come up with?”
Song Xiabing came close and whispered into the man’s ear, “Since you can’t resist it, why don’t you try enjoying it?”
The way Shi Qing looked at him instantly became hard to describe.
It looked like he was getting goosebumps all over. “Talk properly. Don’t try anything with me.”
Song Xiabing laughed quietly. “Boss, I noticed before that it wasn’t pain you felt when I touched your tail...”
His gaze drifted down to the earlobe so close to his lips. Darkness flickered in his eyes. His pleasant and mellow voice lowered another octave until it was like the whisper of a lover.
“It feels good, doesn’t it?”
However, the man’s body didn’t stiffen as Song Xiabing had expected. Instead, Shi Qing stared him down with righteous indignation.
“So what if it feels good? It still leaves Laozi with no strength in my body.”
Song Xiabing: “...”
How come Shi Qing isn’t following the usual script, ah.
Oh yeah, that’s right. He’s a total straight guy.
Someone like him can brush off these provocations like annoyances.
Figuring out where he went wrong, Song Xiabing straightened and cut straight to the point.
“Boss, what I mean is since we can’t change its effects, maybe we can explore it from a pleasurable angle. Maybe you can get used to the feeling eventually.”
Shi Qing narrowed his eyes and rubbed his chin. He took out a cigarette and held it in his mouth. A thoughtful look appeared on his handsome, chiseled face.
“You have a point.”
He patted Song Xiabing on the shoulder. “Come on, we’ll try it out in my room.”
His swift agreement once again caught Song Xiabing off guard.
Perhaps it was because he saw that Song Xiabing was frozen in place...
The man who had a cigarette in his mouth grinned widely as he patted Song Xiabing’s shoulder again. He looked Song Xiabing up and down and chuckled lewdly.
“Come on, what are you standing around for? Afraid that Laozi would press you down when I’m turned on? You don’t need to worry about that. It’s not like you’re a woman. I’m not that far gone yet.”
“We’re both men. The hell are you so afraid of?”
He graciously raised an eyebrow at Song Xiabing, gesturing in the general direction of his swishing tail.
“Don’t worry. Touch it as much as you want.”
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