Chapter 212: Dumb is too awesome
Translator: 549690339
In master Lang’s eyes, the tigress ning Meng might be a little cute.
However, in the eyes of ordinary people, she was not cute at all. Instead, she was a scourge.
In her world, only others would give in to her. She had never given in to others.
So, she really did run over with her horse.
Moreover, she was riding a thousand li horse, tall and mighty, and extremely fast.
And dumb didn’t know how to dodge.
When he encountered a big tiger pouncing on him at the back of the mountain behind Maple Leaf Village, he wouldn’t even hide.
It was the same now.
He just stood there in a daze.
“You’re looking for death!”
Ning Zheng shouted angrily. She thought that dumb was provoking her, so she urged the horse to speed up.
Everyone around closed their eyes, unable to bear to see what would happen next.
In their eyes, this blockhead would definitely be sent flying, spit out blood, and die a miserable death with his bones broken.
It was a pity.
He had never seen such a tall and huge one.
Even if he was a giant, he wouldn’t be able to block the warhorse’s astonishing charge.
“Ah!”
Everyone covered their eyes.
The tigress also let out a low cry.
This ... This was the first time he had run over someone. He was really a little flustered.
At the critical moment, she pulled the reins tightly, trying to stop this from happening.
She wasn’t as ruthless as he had imagined.
But it was too late!
“Bang!”
There was a loud bang.
Princess ning Meng’s warhorse, with amazing power and momentum, ruthlessly hit dumb.
Did he die?
I ... I’m a little regretful. Why did I do this?
However!
The next scene.
Everyone was shocked!
This, this big dumb guy is fine.
He quickly squatted down, grabbed the horse’s legs with both hands, and lifted it up.
This tall thousand li horse weighed more than a thousand Jin.
Princess Ning Ying was about 1.75 meters tall and weighed 120 pounds.
These two added together were heavy enough.
However, a man and a horse were actually lifted up by dumb.
The thousand li horse neighed loudly. Its back hooves touched the ground, and the upper half of its body was lifted in the air. It struggled and kicked with all its might.
However, it could not move at all.
Everyone cried out in alarm. This giant man was born with divine strength.
It was too shocking.
Princess ning Meng was also shocked.
“Audacious assassin, how dare you attack the princess! Kill without mercy!”
Princess Ning Zheng’s dozens of Warriors rushed forward and surrounded dumb.
Dozens of swords were pointed at his neck.
Princess Ning Yan was happy at first that he was not dead, but then she was furious.
Not only did you block my way, but you also carried my horse?
This was a provocation! A complete provocation!
Then, she suddenly pulled out her sword and was about to cut dumb’s arm.
It wasn’t his neck, but his arms.
I’m the scourge of the capital, do you think that’s fake?
Dumb didn’t care about the swords around him. He looked at ning Meng and asked, ” “Do you know silly er? Do you know where his house is?”
“Aren’t you the second fool?” ning Meng asked, stunned.
Dasha shook his head. no, I’m Dasha. Shen lang is Dasha.
Instantly!
“You ... You know Shen lang?” Ning Yan quickly kept his sword.
Dumb nodded. yes, I’m here to look for him. Do you know where he lives? ”
“What’s your relationship with Shen lang?” Princess Ning Yan asked.
“I’m Dasha, he’s ersha?” Dasha said.
Princess ning Meng was shocked. Shen lang was smarter than a monkey when it came to sticking to him. How could he have such a stupid brother?
However, why don’t you think about who Shen lang likes to make friends with?
What a fool!
Do you think that you, ning Meng, are much smarter than dumb?
Shen lang is trying to make friends with you and become your brother because you are brainless.
Not only does he treat you as a brother, but he’s also getting restless and wants to harm you.
Of course, the tigress was completely unknown of all this.
She only knew that Shen lang had cured her illness and saved her from a new life. He was an interesting person. From now on, he would be ning Meng’s brother.
Even if the flood washed over the temple of the Dragon King, they would not recognize their own family.
“I’ll take him in, this fool is one of us.” Princess ning Meng said.
Instantly, dozens of Warriors sheathed their swords.
Then, Princess Ning Yan said,”silly, I will bring you to Shen Lang’s house.” &Nbsp;
“Hey!” “I’m Dasha, not a fool,” Dasha said happily.
Your Highness, ” the female warrior beside her said, ” the Ambassador of the Empire, Prince Yun mengze, is still waiting for you to race the horse. He has been waiting at the horse track for a long time.
let that trash wait, ” Princess ning Meng said. if he’s really bored, let him play with the horse.
All the female warriors around him were speechless.
“Idiot, put my horse down!” Ning Meng said to dumb. What do you want to do by carrying it like this?”
He put down his warhorse.
Princess Ning Yan originally wanted to let a Knight come down and give a horse to dumb. However, seeing how tall he was, even a warhorse would not be able to carry him.
“Big fool, you run after me.” Ning Meng said.
“Eh, okay!” Dasha said.
Then, Princess ning Meng turned her horse around and went back into the city, galloping toward the Jin family’s courtyard.
Princess ning Meng couldn’t stop once she started running, because she was used to horse racing with others.
Just like that, her thousand li horse galloped faster and faster.
The warhorses of the Warriors under her command were not as good as his. In a short while, the dozens of Warriors were far behind him.
Fortunately, this was the Black Tortoise Avenue, so there couldn’t be any assassins.
After running like crazy for a while, Princess ning Meng finally remembered that there was a big silly man following behind her. She didn’t know where he had been thrown.
But when he turned around.
Dasha grinned at him.
It was just beside her, less than three feet away.
Princess ning Meng was stunned.
What kind of body does this blockhead have?
Not only did he have immense strength, but he could also run so fast?
I know your legs are long, but isn’t this a little too fast?
This is a thousand li horse?
We’ve been running for several miles, and you’re actually following us without any effort, and it seems like you can run even faster?
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Not long after, Princess ning Meng and dumb arrived at Shen Lang’s Jin family courtyard.
Dumb rushed in with great interest.
“Silly, I’m here, I’m here!”
“I’ve missed you so much in the past half a year!”
master went to do something. He dropped me off at the gate of the capital and I came to find you.
“Master said he found me a wife and asked me to go on a blind date? What’s a blind date?”
“Silly, silly, silly!”
Dumb was so excited.
In the past six months, the person he missed the most was the second fool, Shen lang.
Now that he was finally going to see her, he shouted as he rushed into the Jin family courtyard.
In the end, Shen lang was not at home.
Only the delicate and unparalleled Xiao Bing was at home, and she could be considered half a mistress. She was now a little lady of high status.
She was embroidering clothes for Shen lang, but this girl was not sleeping.
When she saw dumb, she was stunned and then rolled her eyes. She didn’t care at all, nor did she feel surprised to meet an old friend in a foreign land.
This girl was a snob. After she became Shen Lang’s woman, she only had eyes for Shen lang and Mulan. She did not even respect Jin mucong, let alone dumb.
In her eyes, Dasha was just a big, silly man who ate and drank for free.
It’s a good thing that Guye didn’t despise these poor old friends after he became rich. If it were me, Xiao Bing, I would have long pretended not to know these poor relatives.
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Wannian County government!
Wang Qike didn’t know that Shen lang was the mastermind behind the burning of the Holy Temple. He didn’t have the right to know such a top secret.
In fact, only the monarch, su Nan, and su jianting knew.
Moreover, the SU clan would absolutely not leak it out.
The king knew it in his heart but didn’t intend to pursue it. Isn’t it embarrassing for your su family to disclose it?
They could not really accuse Shen lang of the crime. Instead, people would think that Shen lang was very powerful to be able to plot against the SU family by himself.
And the most important thing is that the instigator of this fire is Princess Ning Ying, do you still want to pursue her?
When Wang Qike heard that Shen lang had led Warriors to break into the prison, he was stunned.
He was first shocked, then overjoyed.
Shen lang, you are too arrogant. Do you think this is your Xuanwu city?
This was the capital.
You actually dare to break into the prison?
He was seeking his own death.
Uncle Black Tortoise couldn’t protect you, and the useless fifth Prince couldn’t either.
“I’ll get someone to prepare a carriage for you. You and your husband can go to the fields to catch leeches,” Wang Qike said to miss Chen.
Miss Chen stood up and said excitedly, ” there’s no need to go to the farmland outside the city. There’s a pond behind the county office. There are many leeches there. I’ll take some people to get a bowl.
The county Magistrate, Wang Qike, was surprised.
This woman was so vicious. It seemed that she had already thought of this torture. She even knew where the leeches were.
“Go!” Wang Qike said.
Miss Chen put on her clothes and walked out of the pond to fish leeches with graceful steps.
The county Magistrate, Wang Qike, changed into his official uniform, took a deep breath, and then sternly shouted,”Men, gather all the soldiers? To fight the prison-breaking bandits.”
“Immediately inform the thousand-year thousand-household and ask them to send reinforcements.”
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Shen lang only brought a few dozen Warriors.
Moreover, he had deliberately ordered eunuch Li Sun to stay in the palanquin.
Then, Shen thirteen, who was under his command, shouted outside.
“Bang!”
A loud bang!
The door of the Wannian County government office suddenly opened.
Hundreds of bailiffs rushed out and confronted Shen Lang’s Warriors.
“AI!”
Li Sun, who was in the palanquin, sighed in her heart.
Why?
Wouldn’t it be easy to save Jin mucong if you just let me show myself?
Why did he have to do this?
However, Shen lang would show off when he had the chance. Even if he did not have the chance, he would still create an opportunity to show off.
More importantly, he wanted to harm someone!
He was not satisfied with saving Jin mucong, nor was he satisfied with killing Yu fangzhou and his wife. He also wanted to take the opportunity to frame Wang Qike.
The ten-thousand-year-old county Magistrate, Wang Qike, walked out in an awe-inspiring manner, wearing a fifth-rank official uniform.
“Shen lang, are you trying to rebel?”
Lord Wang, please let go of the Earl of Xuanwu’s son, Jin mucong, immediately. Otherwise, you will bear the consequences, ” Shen lang said.
“Hahaha!” Wang Qike laughed and said,”You’re daydreaming, Shen lang. Do you think that Jin mucong’s case will be over after the incident of the Holy Temple being burned? It’s impossible!”
Then, he looked at the wound on Shen Lang’s neck and said, ” “Did the 30 whips in the palace feel good? This morning at the palace gates, your clown-like actions have already spread throughout the entire capital. It’s only because Marquis su Nan was kind and didn’t hold it against you on account of our family. Otherwise, it wouldn’t just be 30 whips, you would have been beaten to death long ago!”
Shen lang retracted his neck as if he wanted to hide the wound on his neck.
Then, as if he was acting tough, he said, ” “The Qiang people burned down my holy temple, and all the scholars in the world are indignant. You are still holding the son of the palace of the Earl of Xuanwu. What are you trying to do? Last night’s case was already clear. It was that vicious woman, Madam Chen, who harmed the Crown Prince of the palace of the Earl of Xuanwu, Jin mucong. The truth of the blood test has already been revealed, but you still keep Jin mucong. What is your intention?”
Wang Qike said,”Shen lang, don’t be anxious. Don’t be anxious.” Jin mucong would confess very soon. By then, there would be irrefutable evidence, and no matter how cunning he was, he would not be able to reverse the case. Under the wise decision of the monarch, the storm in the Holy Temple would soon subside. At that time, the people of the world would still be pointing fingers at the Jin family. Do you think that the matter would end so easily? In your dreams!”
“Are you going to let him go or not?” Shen lang said coldly.
“I won’t let him go!” The old county Magistrate Wang Qike said.
Shen lang said sternly, ” how dare you, Wang Qike. I am here to release Jin mucong under the emperor’s orders. How dare you stop me? ”
“The emperor’s decree?” Wang Qike asked. Take it out!”
Shen Lang’s aura weakened, and he said as if he was speechless, ” there is no decree, but I can understand the king’s intention. He wants to release Jin mucong.
“Hahahaha!” Wang Qike laughed out loud.”Shen lang, how dare you to guess His Majesty’s intentions. You’re really tired of living, you want to save people? If you have the guts, then break into the prison!”
Shen lang said loudly, ” Wang Qike, Jin mucong is innocent. Furthermore, Yu fangzhou and his wife have committed a grave crime. Don’t make a mistake.
Wang Qike thought it was ridiculous.
Yu fangzhou and his wife had committed a heinous crime?
How could a small-time businessman be worthy of the word “heinous”?
What a joke!
Wang Qike’s face was cold. Shen lang, it’s impossible to let him go. I’ll say it again. If you have the guts, break into the prison!
Shen lang seemed to be in a dilemma. Then, he gritted his teeth and said, ” “Men, charge in with me and save Prince Jin mucong!”
As he gave the order.
The dozens of Warriors behind him pulled out their swords and rushed in.
The Wannian County Magistrate, Wang Qike, was overjoyed.
Shen lang finally made his move.
Shen lang, how dare you lead the Warriors of your family to attack the government? it’s like a rebellion!
Now, no one in the world can save you!
Just wait for your death!
Then, Wang Qike loudly ordered,”Block him, block him!”
Of course, the bailiffs could not stop the elite warriors, even if they had double the number.
And Wang Qike was only pretending to resist.
He had to make Shen lang attack the authorities and break into the prison.
After a short while, hundreds of bailiffs were defeated.
Shen Lang’s dozens of Warriors charged into Wannian County government easily.
This matter was done!
Wang Qike was ecstatic.
Shen lang was dead, dead!
Then, he shouted, ” men, men! Go to the thousand households Bureau, the military department, and the Bureau of Military Affairs! Shen lang is rebelling! The palace of the Earl of Xuanwu is rebelling!”
He was so excited that he was trembling.
Immediately, a dozen Warriors rode fast horses and went around to report.
The head eunuch, Li Sun, sat in a palanquin and was carried into Wannian County government office.
He was almost covering his face as he watched the scene unfold.
There was no bottom line, no bottom line at all.
Shen lang, you are someone who can talk and laugh with the king, but you have no bottom line when you do things.
And the ten-thousand-year County Magistrate, Wang Qike.
Your information is too inconsistent. Do you know what Shen lang did last night?
Do you know what Shen lang did this morning?
If you knew, you would be scared out of your wits.
Unfortunately, Wang Qike did not know. He only heard that Shen lang was whipped 30 times in front of the palace this morning.
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Shen lang led dozens of Warriors and rushed into the prison to save Jin mucong.
When he rushed in, Jin mucong was still fast asleep.
After he woke up, he found that his brother-in-law had come to break into the prison and was almost scared away.
“Brother-in-law, are you breaking into the prison? Please don’t, please don’t!”
“It’s nothing for me to stay in prison. They won’t dare to kill me. At most, I’ll suffer a little. If you break into the prison, that would be a rebellion.”
“I can get into trouble, but you can’t. The Jin family can live without me, but they can’t live without you!”
brother-in-law, I’ll remember your concern for me. My life is worth it to have a family like you. I’m not going out. I’ll stay in the prison. You should leave quickly. Don’t break into the prison.
Shen lang was stunned.
Who said that fat otakus were stupid?
He was clearly very sensible!
“Save the prince,” Shen lang waved his hand and said.
Then, Shen Shisan and the Warriors of his family stepped forward and tried to carry Jin mucong out.
“I’m not leaving, I’m not leaving!”
“Brother-in-law, don’t break into the prison, don’t break into the prison!”
Fat otaku desperately hugged the iron pillar of the prison and refused to leave.
In the end, he was carried away by Shen thirteen and the others.
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When Shen lang and the rest rushed out of the prison and arrived at the courtyard, it was already filled with soldiers.
A thousand-man commander came out in full force.
More than 1000 people surrounded the entire courtyard and the dozens of Warriors under Shen lang.
Shen lang was so excited!
Wang Qike finally gathered all the officers and soldiers in the area. Finally, there was a big scene.
At this moment, Yu fangzhou and his wife, miss Chen, rushed out. They pointed at Shen lang and shouted, ” County Magistrate, Shen lang is breaking into the prison! Shen lang is breaking into the prison!
Miss Chen’s gaze towards Shen lang was filled with hatred.
It was this pretty boy who had brought her endless humiliation last night.
Yu fangzhou’s eyes were filled with excitement, as if he was going to eat someone.
He was a fan of the government, so of course he knew the seriousness of the prison break.
Furthermore, this was the capital. If Shen lang brought the private army of the palace of the Earl of Xuanwu to break into the prison, it would be a complete rebellion!
Shen lang was dead!
Hahahaha!
Until now, Yu fangzhou still did not know why the blood test went wrong last night, but he was sure that it was Shen Lang’s doing.
Now, this beast was finally going to be unlucky. The heavens had eyes.
In fact, Yu fangzhou was also very curious. Shen lang should be very smart. Why would he do something like breaking into the prison?
Shen lang looked at the item in Yu fangzhou’s wife’s hand.
The woman was holding a bowl in her hand, and the bowl was filled with leeches. There were hundreds of them wriggling, and it looked disgusting.
Shen lang had trypophobia and was most afraid of mollusks like leeches.
Then, he was filled with anger.
What a vicious woman. These leeches were obviously meant to be fed to Jin mucong.
This was a form of torture for Jin mucong, and there were no visible wounds on his face.
What was even more terrifying was that after being fed to these leeches, even if they were killed by drinking salt water, they could not kill the blood monsters inside.
In this world, Shen lang could not find any medicine that could eliminate the blood monsters.
By then, even Shen lang, who was an expert in Gynecology, would not be able to save Jin mucong.
Fat otaku was so obedient, and you actually wanted to kill him?
Shen lang looked at Wang Qike and said coldly, ” Lord Wang, I am here to take Jin mucong away under the emperor’s orders. Are you disobeying his orders? ”
“Hahahaha!” Wannian County Magistrate Wang Qike said,”Shen lang, you still dare to say that this is the emperor’s decree? Where’s the Imperial edict? Take it out, take it out, Yingluo.”
Of course, there was no imperial edict!
Wang Qike said sternly,”Shen lang, the live-in son-in-law of the palace of the Earl of Xuanwu, has passed down a false imperial edict and committed the crime of deceiving the Emperor.” He led the Jin family’s private army to attack the ten thousand year county government office and broke into the prison. This is equivalent to a rebellion. If you disobey, kill without mercy!”
“Yes!”
The thousand soldiers of the thousand-year thousand households shouted in unison.
Then, he pulled out his sword and aimed at Shen lang and the rest of the Warriors.
“Wang Qike, do you really want to disobey the Imperial decree?” Shen lang said sternly.
“Do it!” Wang Qike, the county Magistrate of ten thousand years, grinned hideously.
Immediately, hundreds and thousands of soldiers charged forward.
At this moment, the head eunuch Li Shan coughed.
Can I come out now?
Shen lang, you’ve already laid the groundwork for the atmosphere. It’s almost time for you to scam someone.
I’ve just been punished today, and my butt is blooming. I really can’t sit still.
He slowly walked out of the palanquin.
“The king has decreed that Jin mucong’s case is false. He orders Wannian County to release him immediately!”
the king spoke English. The businessman Yu fangzhou was deranged. He sold ‘the romance of Dongli’ in private and killed his entire clan!
Suddenly, Wang Qike felt like he was struck by lightning.
She looked at Li Sun in disbelief.
Of course, he knew this great eunuch, the emperor’s trusted eunuch.
So, there really was a decree from the king, there really was!
How, how could this be possible?
Yu fangzhou, on the other hand, had completely lost all reaction.
“The romance of Dongli,” when did I sell this book?
Last year, I did sell the book ” the story of East li ” and it almost made me go bankrupt. If it wasn’t for Jin mucong’s ” Battle Through The Heavens and the wind and moon without end “, the Yu family would have been completely finished.
But how would I have the guts to sell “the romance of Dongli”? Do I not want to live anymore?
It was about the Empress of the Empire of Great Yan. The Empress Dowager.
Whoever touched this book would really die!
Yu fangzhou immediately knelt down and cried out in pain.
“I’m innocent, I’m innocent!”
“This is definitely a set-up, a set-up. Lord Wang, go and investigate it.”
His wife, miss Chen, pointed at Shen lang and said, ” it’s you. You must have framed our family.
He said to Wang Qike, ” official Wang, it must be Shen lang who placed the books in our bookstore. He must have framed us. You must seek justice for me!
Shen lang went forward and said to Shen thirteen, ” “Restrain Yu fangzhou and his wife.”
Shen Shisan and a few other Warriors stepped forward and forced Yu fangzhou and his wife to kneel on the ground.
Shen lang took the bowl of leeches and said,”What is this?” It’s chubby and cute, so it should be very nutritious.”
In that instant.
Yu fangzhou’s wife, miss Chen, was scared out of her wits.
“A man’s heart is not content, like a snake swallowing an elephant!” Shen lang said, ” Jin mucong, you have to remember. When you see a pitiful person, it’s okay to show some sympathy. However, don’t change your fate. Do you understand? ”
Miss Chen knelt on the ground and kowtowed with all her might.”Young master Shen, I was wrong, I was wrong! I’m willing to expose him. I, Yu fangzhou, asked me to frame Jin mucong. He was the one who drugged Jin mucong and then asked me to harm him. He forced me to do it. ”
I also want to expose that the long-standing County Magistrate, Wang Qike, is an insider. He is also an accomplice. He is an accomplice to frame Jin mucong, the son of the Earl of Xuanwu.
Miss Chen madly bit at him.
Shen lang said calmly, ” I don’t care about the truth anymore. No one cares about the truth. Thirteen, open her mouth!
Shen thirteen stepped forward and pried open miss Chen’s mouth.
She bit too tightly and couldn’t open it at all.
Shen thirteen broke her jaw.
“Miss Chen, you’re going to use this bowl of blood-sucking parasite to harm Jin mucong, right? Now, you can enjoy it yourself!”
ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! miss Chen let out a shrill scream of fear.
He deserved it!
Yu fangzhou was trembling. He looked at Shen lang and said, ” “A man without poison is a man without poison, a man without poison is a man. I don’t regret it, I don’t regret it, Yingluo, Yingluo.”
Shen lang poured the other half of the bowl into Yu fangzhou’s stomach.
Beside him, the county Magistrate Wang Qike suddenly collapsed to the ground, his body trembling.
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