How To Ruin A Love Comedy

“It feels like it’s been ages, even though it’s only been a few days.”

“Yeah, it does.”

“Why is the living room so humid? If it stays like this, mold will grow under the tatami mats. Did you not run the dehumidifier while I was gone?”

“No.”

“Why not?”

“Because it was a hassle to get it out.”

“... It’s just a little bit of effort, why is it such a hassle...”

Miyuki sighed heavily as she went to the storage room next to the kitchen and brought out the dehumidifier. She plugged it in and turned it on without any hesitation, as if she had lived in this house for a long time.

I lay sprawled on the couch while Miyuki came over, sat down next to me, and leaned her back against my side. I put my hand on her back, but she brushed it away and scolded me.

“I’m too lazy.”

“Why are you acting like this today? Get up.”

“What did you say to Miura?”

“I just told him what I told Matsuda-kun. I have plans with Matsuda-kun, so today he should go alone.”

“And what did he say?”

“He asked what kind of plans.”

I knew he would be clingy. That useless guy is just a childhood friend and nothing more.

“What did you say?”

“I said we were going to eat something and buy some stuff. Now, get up and take a shower, will you?”

“Right away?”

“What do you mean right away... Oh...”

Realizing what I meant, Miyuki pinched the inside of my thigh with a knowing look.

“Ouch, that hurts. Don’t do that.”

“Why is that all you ever think about, Matsuda-kun?”

“Isn’t it the same for you, since you immediately understood what I meant and pinched me?”

“I wasn’t thinking anything like that. It only crossed my mind because you brought it up.”

“Are you sure you weren’t thinking about it at all?”

“...I don’t know.”

Of course, she was. As we chatted, Miyuki’s hand, which had been pinching my thigh, began to lightly scratch my leg with her fingertips.

The teasing, ticklish sensation started to stir something within me. As the zipper area of my pants slowly began to rise, Miyuki noticed and let out an exasperated sigh.

“It’s fine to hold hands, but...”

“Is it really fine?”

At my teasing comment, Miyuki let out a light laugh. She curiously touched different parts of my leg and then asked, “Are you really not going to shower?”

“I will, in a bit.”

“You’ll start to smell. There are a lot of germs too...”

“Isn’t it exhausting to worry about every little thing?”

I gently chided her and then subtly reached out my arm. Miyuki, sensing my intention, cautiously lay down and rested her head on my extended arm. I folded my arm around and gently caressed her cheek.

“Let’s just stay like this for a moment. The sheets need to be changed anyway, so after we shower, we’ll put on new ones.”

“Alright... But Matsuda-kun.”

“What?”

“...Can we shower first? I was really busy in the student council room today and sweated a lot...”

Miyuki brought her hair to her nose and sniffed it, her face gradually turning red. It seemed she sensed something was about to happen. With a gentle smile, I reassured her.

“You don’t smell at all.”

“But I feel like I do...”

“I promise you don’t. Do you think I’m lying?”

“No... It’s not that, but... Eek!”

Miyuki let out a startled gasp because I had begun to unbutton her uniform.

Neck, chest, and then stomach. As I unbuttoned each one from top to bottom, Miyuki let out short breaths, her whole body tensing up, showing how nervous she was.

“Matsuda-kun... Let’s shower first... please...?”

Miyuki’s trembling voice matched her quivering body. Ignoring her plea, I finished unbuttoning her uniform and opened it wide.

Under the plain beige bra, her smooth skin was revealed. When I placed my hand on it, a subtle shiver ran through her. One would think she’d be used to this by now, but her reactions remained as innocent as ever.

I placed a pillow under Miyuki’s head as she struggled to steady her breathing. Then, I sat up and stared at her intently. I didn’t say or do anything—just watched.

Miyuki’s lips began to tremble slightly as she met my gaze. She was starting to get excited, just from the atmosphere alone.

“.....”

Her lips moved, as if she had something to say but was too hesitant to speak. With a shy expression, she pinched or scratched at my leg, apparently liking the slight smile on my face.

“Hold on a second.”

I patted Miyuki’s hair and got up. I went to the fridge, opened the freezer, and took out a tray of ice cubes I had prepared the night before, then returned.

“.... What is that...? Why ice...?”

Miyuki swallowed nervously, asking with an anxious look. I didn’t answer verbally. Instead, I took out an ice cube and placed it on her navel.

“Eek!”

She shivered briefly as the cold hit her skin, goosebumps forming immediately.

I pressed the ice cube firmly and moved it in a circle. As it melted, the water ran down her waistline. The cool sensation must have been very sensitive, as Miyuki’s back arched briefly.

“Huuu... Hoo...”

She let out a soft moan, looking at me with eyes full of anticipation. It seemed the cooled atmosphere and new sensation were quite enjoyable for her.

Grinning down at her, I took another ice cube from the tray and held it between my lips, letting it stick out a bit. Then, I leaned down and pressed my lips to hers.

Her eyes widened in surprise at the unexpected kiss, but only for a moment. She quickly adapted, wrapping her arms around my neck and closing her eyes, her tongue timidly meeting mine and starting to melt the ice between our lips.

The ice grew smaller and smaller as it melted. The water trickled down from the corner of her mouth, following her jawline and soaking the pillow. Soon enough, Miyuki’s tongue stole the remaining piece of ice from my lips.

“Mmm...”

A short sound of satisfaction escaped her lips, her eyes reflecting her pleasure. She seemed proud of what she had done. Rolling the ice around in her mouth, she began to pass the melted water back into my mouth.

As I reciprocated her enthusiastic kiss, I rubbed the ice cube I had placed on her abdomen with my hand. When the first ice cube was completely melted, I didn’t stop kissing her but took out another one and continued to caress her body.

“Hmm...! Mmm...”

She flinched as the ice touched her ribs, shivered as it slid down her sternum, and tensed as I slipped my hand, holding the ice, under her bra, cooling her entire chest. Her reactions were much more intense than usual, making it all the more enjoyable to watch and feel.

When the cold sensation in my mouth had completely disappeared, I took the almost fully melted ice cube in my hand and slipped it under Miyuki’s skirt.

“Mmm! Mmm!”

Her body jolted violently, almost convulsing. I released her lips and watched her eyes tremble as if there was an earthquake. Placing the ice between her thighs, I slowly moved my hand, wetting her panties.

“Aaah...!”

Miyuki let out a wildcat-like cry and grabbed my wrist tightly. Her legs clenched, and her toes curled up, indicating how intense the sensation was.

“Matsu... This...”

Miyuki’s mouth was wide open, stammering incoherently. She was incredibly aroused, yet the cold was keeping her mind from completely unraveling. It must have been driving her mad. The combination of the moisture from her arousal and the warmth from my hand would eventually warm the area, causing her entire body to relax. That sensation must have been quite refreshing.

“Haaah... Haah...”

Seeing her panting like that, it seemed she was already close to climax. I looked down at Miyuki, who could barely keep her composure, and asked, “Do you like it?”

“...Yes...!”

She answered with half-lidded eyes. With a mischievous smile, I unbuttoned her uniform skirt. Miyuki’s hips lifted slightly to make it easier for me to remove it.

The embarrassment she had shown earlier was completely gone. She must have really enjoyed this unusual form of intimacy. After removing her skirt and setting it aside, I gently pulled her soaked panties to the side and lightly scratched her moist labia with my fingernail.

“Ugh...! Ah!”

Her lower body quivered as she indulged in the pleasure. It seemed she was close to coming. Watching her, tongue slightly sticking out, I paused my teasing and asked,

“Should we take a shower?”

At my obvious question, Miyuki frantically shook her head.

“N-No...! Mfh...!”

“Then, shall I continue this?”

“Ugh...!”

Tap. Tap.

She hit my arm repeatedly, almost crying at my prank, but there was no strength in her blows. With a low chuckle, I placed my thumb on her clitoris and pressed it gently.

“Aah...!”

Miyuki’s hips lifted sharply, her lower body trembling as she balanced on her tiptoes. I slipped my thumb inside her labia, softly pressing and rubbing her clitoris from side to side.

Thud.

Miyuki’s buttocks hit the bed with a noticeable thump.

“Ugh...!”

Her legs stretched out and stiffened. Her adorable toes were all curled up. As she experienced a powerful orgasm, I leaned in close to her ear and whispered tenderly,

“It’s okay to come.”

Then,

“Haaaah!!”

With a beast-like groan, Miyuki’s hips thrust upward again,

Drip, drip.

Her tightly closed vagina began to release a stream of fluids, soaking the sheets beneath us.

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