I Am Really Not The Son of Providence

Chapter 112: If I Regret, I Am a Son Of A B*tch!

Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios

Heavenly Venerable Azure Lotus said, “Zhang Longyuan, don’t go too far.”

The heavenly aura covering the Sacred Leader’s body returned to its calm state with great difficulty. “How am I going too far?”

Azure Lotus replied, “You’re still not going too far? I’m your Senior Brother, your true Senior Brother!”

The Sacred Leader looked at Azure Lotus calmly. “I have not forced you. It’s you who swore it yourself.”

Azure Lotus said, “I did not swear! It was just a slip of the tongue, just a slip of the tongue!”

The Sacred Leader gradually stood up from the throne. “Never mind then. I’ll take my leave.”

Azure Lotus hurriedly stopped him. “Don’t! Let... Let me prepare my heart first.”

An azure green lotus flower gradually appeared in front of Azure Lotus and slowly bloomed. Then it flipped upside down.

The lotus flower, which had closed up again, had completely covered Azure Lotus’ entire face, resembling an azure green lotus flower helmet.

A soft whisper sounded from within the helmet. “I’m the son of a b*tch.”

The Sacred Leader’s lightning and heavenly aura vigorously fluctuated again. “I didn’t hear you clearly!”

Boom!

The azure green lotus flower directly exploded open, revealing Azure Lotus, whose face had turned bright red. “Zhang Longyuan! You’ve gone too far!”

The lightning and heavenly aura covering the Sacred Leader instantly calmed down, and his voice returned to its original coldness. “Senior Brother, have patience. Since Senior Brother has fulfilled the vow, which you had sworn, then I’ll allow you to guide Tian’er in Body-Tempering.”

Azure Lotus instantly grinned. “Then, can I help with the Yin-Yang Penetrating Divine Lightning and Yin-Yang Demon-Penetrating Gun?”

The Sacred Leader replied calmly. “Whether or not you can help, do you really not have any idea?”

Azure Lotus’ lips twitched. “Zhang Longyuan, what do you mean? I even said that kind of thing for you! It can’t be that you’re telling me now that I can’t even obtain a Spirit Stone from the benefits? Do you really think that I won’t find people myself to make imitations and fight for business?”

The Sacred Leader replied calmly, “Senior Brother would not do such a thing.

“Alright. Since Senior Brother is so willing to contribute to the sacred ground, then I’ll give you a chance to be involved in the Golden Lotus Mountain’s supervision and protection.

“However, in order to safeguard the secret of the Demon-Penetrating Gun and Divine Lighting, Senior Brother must agree to three conditions.”

Three conditions? I seem to have heard it from somewhere. That’s not important, though!

Azure Lotus was already going crazy from poverty, so if he could really take a share from the profit, even 30 conditions were no problem.

Azure Lotus snorted upon thinking of his situation. “Junior Brother, tell me. What are the conditions?”

The Sacred Leader said, “Firstly, to prevent Senior Brother from being big-mouthed and accidentally spilling the secret, you must eat this Forgetting Pill to forget the Yin-Yang Divine Lightning’s method of creation.”

Azure Lotus nodded, as the Yin-Yang Divine Lightning’s power was completely useless to him. “No problem.”

The Sacred Leader continued. “Secondly, Senior Brother must try your best to teach Shen Tian the Tinder Body-Tempering Art.”

Azure Lotus nodded. “No problem, I’ll even teach him the tricks I keep up in my sleeves!”

The Sacred Leader went on. “Thirdly, to prevent Senior Brother from going back on your words, you must give me 2,000 Spirit Crystals as a guarantee.

“If Senior Brother refuses to teach Shen Tian, or you’re reserved in your teachings, then I won’t give you all your shares, nor will I return your 2,000 Spirit Crystals. Not even one!”

,000 Spirit Crystals?

Azure Lotus’ jaws nearly dropped.

Junior Brother, you’re asking for money from me? I think you’re asking for my life!

He sneered and said, “What if after I eat the Forgetting Pill, and you go back on your words? By then, I will have already given you the 2,000 Spirit Crystals, so won’t I lose big time? Also, how much of the profits are you willing to give me?”

The Sacred Leader calmly said, “I swear to the heavens that if Senior Brother agrees to my three conditions, I will definitely not go back on my words.

“As for the shares, Tian’er has 40% of the net profit, Yundi has 10%, and Golden Lotus has 20%. There’s 30% left, so Senior Brother can take half of that.”

Half of the 30% profit?

Azure Lotus instantly started calculating how many Spirit Stones those shares were worth. After thinking for a moment, he ground his teeth. “Alright, since Junior Brother has sworn to the heavens, I’ll trust you!”

Azure Lotus threw the ring with the 2,000 Spirit Crystals, which the Sacred Leader had given him previously, to the Sacred Leader.

The Sacred Leader grabbed the ring and used his divine consciousness to check the Spirit Stones inside carefully. “300 Spirit Stones are missing.”

Azure Lotus was rendered speechless.

He had no other choice but to take out the 300 Spirit Crystals and return them to the Sacred Leader. “You really can’t go back on your words.”

The cold voice of the man enshrouded in lightning, and heavenly aura echoed. “I have sworn to the heavens.”

Following that, a spirit pill radiating divine light flew out of the lightning—that was a fifth-grade Forgetting Pill, extremely effective.

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Azure Lotus gulped down his saliva and swallowed the fifth-grade Forgetting Pill in one mouthful into his stomach.

His whole body instantly exuded intense light, as his memory of this day was rapidly disappearing.

As the Sacred Leader looked at Azure Lotus within the Sacred Leader Palace, his lightning and heavenly aura fluctuated vigorously yet again.

The Forgetting Pill took effect quickly, and after a moment, Azure Lotus opened his eyes again and looked at the Sacred Leader in front of him. He was in a daze.

“Huh, why do I feel a little dizzy? Junior Brother, why did Shen Tian disappear? Where did he go?”

The Sacred Leader replied, “I have already given him the Saint’s Token and told him to settle down in the Saint Mountain.”

Azure Lotus nodded. “Oh, that’s not important. Junior Brother, since I’ve already brought the person back for you, when will you give me the 1,500 Spirit Crystals and Spirit Mountain that you have promised me?”

The Sacred Leader said calmly, “I can give them to you anytime, but I just need you to give the Drager Pendant for me to take a look first.”

Azure Lotus nodded, and his hand reached for the pendant. However, his face, which was originally full of smiles, quickly froze.

“WTF? I remember that I had it! Where did it go!”

The Sacred Leader asked coldly, “Senior Brother, you’ve lost the Sacred Leader’s token?”

Azure Lotus smiled and said embarrassingly, “Cough, cough. Don’t worry, Junior Brother. I can find it!”

The Sacred Leader said calmly, “For so many years, Senior Brother has dropped many things, but has Senior Brother ever found any of them before?”

Azure Lotus’ lips twitched, and he started becoming cynical about his life. He was becoming unluckier and unluckier after cultivating the Tinder Sutra.

Just how did I manage to lose even the Divine Firmament Drager Pendant this time? That’s worth 1,500 Spirit Crystals and a Sacred Ground Spirit Mountain!

“Junior Brother, don’t worry. I’ll go and find the Drager Pendant now. I’ll definitely find it!”

The Sacred Leader said coldly, “No need. Since you don’t have the Drager Pendant, then let’s call off the deal!

“Our sect’s new Saint, Shen Tian, also cultivates the Tinder Body-Tempering Art. Senior Brother, why don’t you go and teach him?”

Azure Lotus was currently immersed in his grievance of losing the Divine Firmament Drager Pendant. Thus, when he heard that not only was the Sacred Leader unwilling to give him a Spirit Mountain, but he even wanted him to take up a burden, Azure Lotus instantly exploded.

The Tinder Sutra was a bottomless pit when it came to the need for cultivation resources. At the same time, once one started cultivating it, they were destined to become unluckier and unluckier.

Everything was already going awry for him, and he had even lost the Drager Pendant, so how could he possibly take someone that was also cultivating the Tinder Sutra as his disciple?

“Senior Brother, I don’t feel like teaching him any Body Tempering Art. I have to go and find the Drager Pendant.”

The Sacred Leader looked at Azure Lotus and said, “Oh, Senior Brother, are you really sure you won’t regret it?”

Azure Lotus turned and left. “If I regret it, then I’ll be the son of a b*tch!”

After saying his piece, Azure Lotus turned into azure green divine flames and left the Sacred Leader Palace.

The Sacred Leader Palace regained its tranquility, and the Sacred Leader sat back onto his throne.

“Sigh... Indeed, after he started focusing on Body Tempering, he doesn’t like using his brain.

“Senior Brother, I told you to read more books. It’s you who didn’t fulfill the conditions. I did not go back on my words, hehehehehe~”

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