I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Chapter 235: The Battle of The A*shole

Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations

“Huh? Everyone, pay attention! There appears to be something approaching.” Sword Immortal Ling Xiao paused his action and peered into the distance.

The other cultivators all stared cautiously in the same direction.

There was a ball of blue light hurtling toward everyone at high speed.

Only after the ball of blue light was almost upon them did everyone discover just how gigantic it was.

Crack!

The ball shattered and a mountainous figure fell to the ground with a massive thump, causing the ground to quake as a result.

A vast, violent aura burst forth, demonstrating its scorching rage.

Sixteen ants walking upright on their hind legs exuding powerful auras appeared at the forefront.

One of the huge blue ants sighed lightly as it looked forlornly at the broken blue bead in its hand. “Who would have thought that the Spatial Isolation Bead would be used in such a situation?”

The Ant Queen’s strangled cry of anguish erupted like dull thunder. “My poor children… These human cultivators… they must die!”

The sixteen ants all of different shapes and forms each unleashed their respective fearsome auras following the Ant Queen’s anguished cry, and they charged toward Sword Immortal Ling Xiao and the others without so much as uttering a single word.

An extremely violent battle suddenly erupted.

Each of the sixteen huge ants was of Soul Formation Stage power and could easily stir up the heavens with each of their actions.

Among them, the huge blue ant was particularly powerful. Its arms were like the sharpest divine weapons, with which he tore through the sword intent of one of the teachers with raw strength alone before he heavily injured that teacher with one blow.

In the end, it became entangled in a battle with Sword Immortal Ling Xiao, who was the most powerful cultivator of the group, yet it was still able to fight on par without falling to a disadvantage.

Aside from the ten teachers of Soul Formation Stage, the other group of over a hundred Spirit Nurturing Stage cultivators inevitably engaged in a battle with the remaining huge ants.

These Spirit Nurturing Stage cultivators were all cultivators of the highest caliber and were adept in using combination spell formations to combine their strength, so they were able to fight the huge ants head-on despite the gap in power.

The Ant Queen was adept in battle, and aside from her freakish reproductive abilities, the only other notable aspect about her was that her exoskeleton was extremely thick.

During the battle, there were cultivators that would attack the Ant Queen from time to time. However, even the most powerful immortal spells were deflected by the Ant Queen’s exoskeleton without being able to break through.

Just as the two sides were engaged in a battle of life and death, the Ant Queen’s body suddenly began to tremble violently, causing the ground below it to tremor and quake.

All the cultivators received a nasty shock as they knew that the Ant Queen was about to give birth.

Even under such intense circumstances, she was still intent on doing her job. What kind of diligence and dedication would that require?

A huge red ant released nine flaming dragons, forcing a dozen Spirit Nurturing Stage cultivators into retreat.

Xuanyuan Cheng’s hair was a little singed by the attack, and he turned his head slightly to speak to An Lin, “Classmate An Lin, can you roll your eyes and find a chink in the Ant Queen’s defenses?”

An Lin’s face fell at his request.?What the hell is this rolling eyes business about? Was he referring to the Divine Inspection Technique? Please use some more sophisticated vocabulary…

He retreated to a safe distance away, then activated his Divine Inspection Technique.

Even with the use of the Divine Inspection Technique, the Ant Queen still resembled an indestructible fortress in his eyes.

However, after carefully scanning the entirety of the Ant Queen’s body, a strange expression surfaced on An Lin’s face.

“Classmate An Lin, what are your findings?” Xuanyuan Cheng asked anxiously.

“Well, there’s a weakness…” An Lin spoke hesitantly but still decided to transmit his voice to everyone, “Everyone, may I please have your attention! The Achilles heel of the Ant Queen is that hole from which she lays eggs.”

A peculiar expression also appeared on everyone’s faces as they listened to An Lin’s voice transmission.

Some female cultivators like Su Qianyun and Xu Xiaolan couldn’t help but blush, but they still committed his words to memory.

An Lin knew that a battle revolving around the Ant Queen’s asshole was about to erupt.

The first person to initiate an attack was Sword Immortal Ling Xiao. He threw a fake jab to distract the huge blue ant, then charged straight toward the Ant Queen’s a*s, creating a sword of white light which stretched for over a thousand feet, which he stabbed toward the Ant Queen’s a*shole.

“Don’t you dare hurt mother!”

The huge blue ant roared and the blood essence in its body instantly flared up as it used a mystic technique to explosively enhance its speed, transforming it into a streak of blue light which stationed itself in front of the Ant Queen’s a*shole before throwing a punch at the white sword of light.

Boom!

The sword of light crumbled under the blue ant’s fist. Even Sword Immortal Ling Xiao himself was forced back a few steps.

“I’ll protect mother’s a*shole.” The blue ant wore a cold expression as it stood proudly in front of Sword Immortal Ling Xiao, preventing him from advancing any further.

Right at this moment, there were another few Soul Formation Stage teachers who tried to attack the Ant Queen, all of which were thwarted by the other huge ants.

Rumble…!

A few hundred huge eggs gushed out like a flood onto the ground. The Ant Queen had given birth yet again!

“Big Brother Cheng, all the teachers have been marked by the other ants, so they won’t have another opportunity to attack the Ant Queen. How about we give it a try instead? I still have Gundam One and Gundam Two which should serve quite well for a surprise attack, during which time we can break through their defenses,” An Lin transmitted his voice to Xuanyuan Cheng.

Xuanyuan Cheng’s eyes lit up. “I still have a small nuclear bomb with an explosive force equivalent to about ten thousand tons of TNT, if we shoot that into the hole…”

An Lin was slightly taken aback by his words before a sly smile appeared on his face, and he and Xuanyuan Cheng sprang into action.

All the teachers were trying their best to close in on the Ant Queen to initiate an attack on her a*shole.

The huge eggs that had just been delivered onto the group were already splitting open.

Moments later, a few hundred flying ants rose into the air, opening their cavernous mouths as they charged toward the cultivators in the air.

All the while the Ant Queen’s body was trembling violently again, clearly a sign that she was about to deliver another batch.

“F*ck, this Ant Queen is like a super-efficient pig, giving birth whenever the hell she wants without even having to take a moment to recover her breath!” An Lin looked on in disbelief.

“Pigs aren’t that efficient. The Ant Queen is like a moving soldier factory, we have to eliminate her as soon as possible.” Xuanyuan Cheng replied.

As An Lin and Xuanyuan Cheng continued to draw closer to the Ant Queen, a few dozen huge flying ants formed a dense black stream and flew toward them.

An Lin and Xuanyuan Cheng were just about to engage in battle, when a scorching fire dragon pounced onto the flying ants, creating a sea of fire.

The flying ants had vulnerable wings, and they immediately began to screech in anguish in the face of the flames, before plummeting toward the ground in a few short seconds.

An Lin turned to look behind him and was greeted by the sight of a beautiful woman with flames fluttering around her like vibrant butterflies.

“Xu Xiaolan, what are you doing here?” An Lin asked in surprise.

“It looked like you two were plotting something, so I came to have a look,” Xu Xiaolan replied excitedly.

An Lin chuckled lightly. “We’re going to penetrate the Ant Queen’s a*shole, what’s a girl like you going to do?”

“Why can’t girls penetrate as well?” Xu Xiaolan retorted before a thought suddenly occurred to her, and a blush appeared on her face as she cussed lightly, “Bastard!”

Stationed in front of the Ant Queen’s a*s was a huge white ant with an extremely powerful aura.

“How dare you Spirit Nurturing Stage trash attempt to approach mother, you’re walking straight to your deaths!”

It opened its arms and tens-of-thousands of extremely sharp icicles carved out lethal trajectories as they flew toward An Lin and the others, each of the icicles reflecting the light of the sun to form a mesmerizing yet deadly display.

“Gundam One, Gundam Two, attack!” An Lin bellowed.

His storage ring flashed, and the two Gundams activated the Ionic Deprivation Protection Formation in front of everyone.

The icicles clashed with the formation, only to shatter into icy powder upon impact while the protection formation itself remained unharmed.

“Trap it!”

An Lin, Xuanyuan Cheng, and Xu Xiaolan charged toward the Ant Queen’s a*shole while the Gundams pounced toward the white ant without hesitation after receiving An Lin’s instructions.

The white ant was clearly not expecting a few Spirit Nurturing Stage cultivators to have a trump card like this and was just about to spring into action when it saw the Gundams approaching it, one from above and one from below.

“Purple Entrapment Formation!”

A purple cube suddenly appeared, trapping the white ant within and completely restricting its mobility.

“Save mother!” The white ant transmitted a message to the other huge ants via electric signals.

However, when they turned their attention to the team of lowly Spirit Nurturing Stage cultivators, they had already broken through the defenses and arrived at the Ant Queen’s a*shole.

Xuanyuan Cheng had already released a light sword toward the opening to which the nuclear missile was strapped.

An Lin released a Mountain Quaking Lightning Fist toward her a*s while Xu Xiaolan released a flaming dragon to the same location.

After that, the three of them retreated as fast as they could.

After listening to An Lin’s voice transmission, all the cultivators also fell into retreat.

“Mother!” The huge ants felt as if they had been plunged into a glacier as they stared at the flying sword with the nuclear missile attached.

“Gundam One, Gundam Two, protect us!”

The two Gundams flew toward the three of them and set up a protective barrier.

Boom!

An ear-splitting explosion erupted along with boundless energy.

Another fearsome explosion occurred, and heaven and earth were engulfed in a golden light as a mushroom cloud rose up again into the sky with boundless destructive power.

The huge ants were once again engulfed in the fearsome memories of the last mushroom cloud…

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