I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Chapter 10

“What the f*ck! Little Bunny really got killed?!”

The comments below the news went wild instantly.

“This is a tragic case caused by a meet-up. Everyone should be cautious about meeting in person.”

“D*mn it! Where’s that big brother in the ranking? I’m gonna avenge my Little Bunny!”

“XXX326, this is the address. He is here right now. Good luck.”

“I’ll go now. I’ve already bought the 10-centimeter machetes! F*ck! Isn’t this the f*cking police station?”

“Ah, so young. Gone like smoke.”

“This is a game between flesh and money, but clearly, this time flesh lost.”

“Little Bunny? I followed her. That streamer is really beautiful.”

“Huh? Holy s*it! Isn’t this the streamer that Brother Dao warned us about, the one who’s easy to get ‘killed’ during meet-ups?”

“Brother Dao? The one who left a comment on Enchanting Little Witch’s post? That Brother Dao? He left a comment on Little Bunny’s post too?”

“D*mn! Yeah! I just realized. This is the streamer Brother Dao commented on!”

“No way! Seriously? Can’t be this accurate…”

As Li Yidao read the comments below, the number of comments about him started increasing.

Now he fully understood why his fans had skyrocketed in an instant.

Some users even found Your Little Bunny’s account. On her homepage, Li Yidao’s comment had been completely flooded!

“Prophet, huh? Get him!”

“Get him? Be careful. Brother Dao might give you a follow first and then ‘kill’ you!”

“Brother, brother, I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have doubted you. Please don’t follow me!”

“I want to ask the owner of the funeral shop. Is your promotion serious?”

“If I make a reservation, can the owner tell me when I’ll need it?”

“F*ck! The person above is really smart! Does that mean I should book one too?!”

“F*ck, am I watching the dance channel or the suspense channel? Is it really okay for you guys to be like this? Why do I feel chills all over?”

“My mom told me to stay away from Brother Dao. My mom said Brother Dao has divine powers!”

“…”

Li Yidao returned to Little Bunny’s status and clicked on his own comment.

Seeing everyone’s shock, his heart was filled with mixed emotions.

At this moment, he didn’t feel the joy of a successful prediction.

Instead…

It was fear!

Yes!

Fear!

What the hell was this so-called system?

Death prediction?

Death prophecy?

The Grim Reaper’s Scythe?

D*mn it!

It seemed like there was no turning back now!

…

“Snap!” Li Yinuo’s chopsticks tapped against the edge of Li Yidao’s bowl.

It pulled him back from his contemplation.

“The dumplings are cold. Are you gonna eat these dumplings or not? If not, I’m helping,” she said, not waiting for his response.

He looked down and, holy cow!

Li Yinuo had somehow devoured her own plate of dumplings.

Not only that, but his plate was left with just one pitiful dumpling!

He had only eaten a few, alright?

He looked at Li Yinuo speechlessly.

He thought, “You were really my ‘good’ sister. You even knew to leave one for your brother!”

“You done?” Without waiting for Li Yidao’s answer, she snatched up the last dumpling and popped it into her mouth.

Then, without a backward glance, she took Li Yidao’s bowl and chopsticks, heading off to wash them, Leaving Li Yidao sitting alone in dumbness.

It was obvious that Li Yidao’s opinion was not very important.

With a sigh, he trudged back to the front desk and rummaged through the drawer, pulling out a pack of Wang Wang milk biscuits.

“Crunch!” They were a bit moist…

“Gurgle” His stomach growled…

He might as well keep munching.

…

Meanwhile, in a desolate area far from civilization, outside a small county in the Tibetan region, Brother Kuang sat inside a business van, engrossed in watching videos.

Beside him sat his assistant.

“Hehe, did you see that? I gained 150,000 followers overnight! How badass am I?”

“Hey, hey, I never doubt? You’re the boss! I gotta say, Brother Kuang, your plan is seriously epic!”

“Yeah, you saw it, right? Don’t you forget who I am! From now on, stick with me and you’ll be living a good life, guaranteed!”

“Yeah, yeah, I get it. If Brother Kuang says go east, I won’t go west. If you want me to chase chickens, I won’t walk the dog!”

“Alright, enough of the chatter. Help me unload the bike from the van. I’m about to go live.”

“Got it!” His assistant wasted no time and promptly took the bike, which Brother Kuang used for his live streams, off the back of the van.

After a quick inspection to ensure everything was in order, he gave Brother Kuang a thumbs-up.

Then he drove the van far away from the camera’s view.

Seeing the van vanish without a trace, Brother Kuang adjusted his expression, dabbed a few droplets of water on his forehead to mimic sweat, and clicked on the live stream button.

One had to admit, he was a badass streamer.

As the live stream began, thousands of viewers flooded into the room.

“D*mn! Brother Kuang, you’ve been missing for days! Thought you got kidnapped by savages or something.”

“Are you retarded? Brother Kuang posted a status yesterday. Could he time-travel?”

“Brother Kuang, where are you now?”

“Brother Kuang, didn’t you just cross through that deserted area? Why’s everything so desolate around you? You don’t seem to be in the right state, man.”

At this moment, Brother Kuang perfectly acted out a weak state.

Then, he said weakly, “Brothers, I’m sorry. Yesterday, I was a little angry with a trash marketing account. So, in a fit of excitement, I decided to go for a night ride.”

“But I accidentally took the wrong route and had no signal all night. I just came out of the wilderness and found a signal, so I immediately started the live stream.”

As he spoke, he found a rock and pretended to sit on it, appearing exhausted.

It seemed like he hadn’t even been riding for ten minutes since he started, but he was indeed tired…

His physical condition was worrisome!

“D*mn! Brother Kuang, are you talking about that idiot funeral director? Don’t worry. We already took care of him for you!”

“Yeah, our Kuang Army completely destroyed him!”

“That’s right! How dare he curse Brother Kuang? What a joke!”

Brother Kuang was very proud.

The fans were really easy to lead!

“Don’t be like this, everyone. Others have the freedom to express their opinions. We shouldn’t engage in online violence.”

“Our Kuang Army gathers together for a common ideal. We shouldn’t let one person affect us.”

“We just need to ignore those nonsensical prophecies.”

His words sounded noble and righteous!

It seemed like he had forgotten how he initially confronted Li Yidao!

If it weren’t for his crazy remarks and if it weren’t for buying fake followers, would so many people attack Li Yidao?

However, at that moment…

The atmosphere in the live stream comments suddenly changed!

“What the hell! Brother Kuang is in trouble!”

“D*mn it! The person above is the idiot. You’re the one in trouble. Your whole family is in trouble!”

“No! I mean Little Bunny is in trouble!”

“Little Bunny? Who’s that? What does it have to do with Brother Kuang?”

“Huh? Little Bunny? Are you talking about ‘Your Little Bunny’ the streamer? What happened to her?”

“F*ck! Something really happened! Little Bunny was actually killed! She was killed by the big brother in the ranking!”

“Are you guys insane? What does it have to do with Brother Kuang? Brother Kuang has nothing to do with her!”

“Are you talking about that Little Bunny? The streamer that the funeral director was following? Brother Kuang confronted the funeral director yesterday.”

“Yeah! That’s the one!”

“Huh?… D*mn it!”

“What the hell are you guys talking about?”

“Upstairs, do you have limited internet access at your place? If you don’t understand, go check Brother Kuang’s status from yesterday!”

“Does that mean the funeral director’s prophecy came true again?”

“Why do I feel like you guys are telling ghost stories? I’m getting chills…”

“Brother Kuang, run!”

“Yeah, Brother Kuang, that funeral director is too wicked…”

“Brother Kuang… We will always remember you.”

Brother Kuang was also dumbfounded at this moment!

Looking at the comments in the live stream, his brain couldn’t keep up.

What’s going on? Did that Little Bunny really die?

He quickly took out another phone and started searching.

“Famous internet celebrity ‘Your Little Bunny’ was murdered after meeting fans offline…”

He looked at the content of the video.

At this moment, Brother Kuang was completely stunned…

The prophecy… Did it come true?

An endless wave of fear swept over Brother Kuang, as if in the midst of it all, the scythe of the Grim Reaper was poised to fall on his neck…

So cold…

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