I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Chapter 28

“The first stage of the system advancement reward is the skills [Blade of Death] and [Hand of God].”

[Blade of Death]: Deprives the target’s remaining lifespan. Those who have exceeded their lifespan cannot be deprived and need to consume the equivalent lifespan of the host. The remaining lifespan of the target in the current system stage cannot be viewed.

[Hand of God]: Grants the target’s remaining lifespan, which requires the consumption of the host’s equivalent lifespan. Consumes the host’s lifespan. Individuals who have reached the maximum lifespan limit in the current stage cannot be gifted, and the remaining lifespan of the target in the current stage cannot be viewed.

“The first phase of the business is completed. The system’s reward has been distributed into the accumulation reward pool.”

“Currently, the host has followed seven people and seven deaths.”

“The reward for the host corresponds to the remaining lifespan of the deceased. Calculating lifespan…”

“The host has followed that the remaining lifespan of the seven deceased people is 276 years. The reward is the host’s current lifespan of +276 years.”

“Host’s current lifespan is 69 years. Including the reward lifespan, the host’s current lifespan is 345 years.”

“The current system has completed the first phase of the upgrade. Please explore the upgrade function yourself.”

Li Yidao was speechless.

At this moment, he suddenly felt his entire body lighten.

It was as comfortable and relaxed as if he had just completed a massage worth 699!

He could feel that his entire body was filled with vitality.

This was an instinctive feeling after accumulating life.

“Am I dreaming? I suspect that I haven’t woken up yet, I feel that I should sleep again.” Li Yidao was cursing crazily in his heart!

He really felt like he was still asleep.

Just by following a few streamers, he actually gained an extra 200 years of lifespan?

He thought, “This was… Immortal body?”

For a moment, Li Yidao was completely dumbfounded!

He thought, “Three hundred years! That was more than 300 years of lifespan!”

“A few more times and increase his lifespan a little more. Wouldn’t that be the same as a turtle’s lifespan?!”

“No! This was only the beginning!”

“If I worked harder every day, I could have killed ten or twenty people! I could even kill a hundred people!”

“How many years of lifespan was that?”

He couldn’t count them!

There were also these two skills.

It made him even more excited!

Wasn’t he able to control a person’s life and death?

“Let’s see who dares to offend me in the future! I’ll use the Blade of Death directly!” His eyes were filled with excitement!

“Ding dong! Please use the skill in strict accordance with the instructions for the use of the skill. If you violate the instructions, you will be punished until the host dies!”

Just as Li Yidao was fantasizing in his heart, the system notification was like a bucket of cold water that calmed him down from his excitement.

His eyes instantly became a little sluggish!

“F*ck… What had I thought just now? Did I really think of myself as a god? To take the lives of others at will?”

If he really developed such a habit.

How terrifying would it be?

For a moment, he felt as if his entire body had been washed by cold water, and he subconsciously shivered.

The huge impact of the unknown ability made him lose himself for a short period of time.

Fortunately, the system had many restrictions.

The skill usage instruction was very long…

There were also many clauses, describing in detail what kind of people could use the skill and what kind of people were not allowed to use it.

Anyway… In the current first stage, these two skills still had many restrictions.

…

“Li Yidao, Li Yidao?! I say, Li Yidao, what’s wrong with you?”

Li Yidao, who was laughing and in a daze, was bellowed at by Li Yinuo angrily.

“Uh… Hehe… That… My account has been unbanned.”

Li Yidao chuckled.

Li Yinuo’s roar made Li Yidao completely recognize himself.

He thought, “Who cares what the system is like? I’m still me!”

He was still the same Li Yidao who had been manipulated by Li Yinuo!

“Your account has been unbanned?” Li Yinuo frowned in confusion.

However, even if she could hide her personality, she could not hide the inexplicable excitement in her puzzled eyes.

“Then can you make money now?”

Looking at Li Yinuo’s big, bright eyes, Li Yidao smiled.

“Making money is a small matter. I’ll start researching how to get some paid advertisements tomorrow and look for the brand side.”

“When I earn money, you can eat whatever you want!”

“Oh, then hurry up. After paying all the fees, there are still about 2,000 yuan left. It’s enough for us to spend this month.” Li Yinuo’s indifference made Li Yidao feel like a bucket of cold water had been poured on him.

He had been completely defeated by this little girl.

“Ding dong…” The doorbell rang.

“The takeout is here.” Only at this moment would Li Yinuo be happy.

She happily went to open the door.

However… When she just opened the door, her face instantly fell.

“Why is it you guys again? Are you looking for my brother again?”

The people outside the door were not the delivery man, but Li Hui and the other police officer.

The other police officer should be Li Hui’s disciple. Otherwise, he wouldn’t have brought him everywhere.

Seeing Li Yinuo’s bitter expression, Li Hui felt a little embarrassed.

Actually, he didn’t want to come either. He was afraid that his heart wouldn’t be able to take it.

But… This time, he was also innocent.

Because this was the task given to him by the bureau leader.

There were two tasks that had to be completed.

The first task was to observe Brother Dao’s actual situation up close!

Was he really that godly?

In fact, in this world, there were indeed some things that were not as beautiful as they seemed.

If there was really something special about Brother Dao, there would definitely be someone special to deal with it.

The other task was to get Li Yidao to help make a promotional video!

As for the content of the promotional video, it was self-evident!

At least in front of the public, metaphysics still needed to be shielded.

Otherwise, it would really be difficult to eliminate this influence of his.

There were even some who had a strange edge in their minds and actually began to imitate it!

What was the result of the imitation? It was really possible that he would take the initiative to create a business!

…

“That…Why don’t you let us in first?” They saw that Li Yinuo had no intention of letting them in.

Li Hui could only speak awkwardly.

After all, they still cooperated with each other. Although he was wearing a uniform, it was impossible for others to be afraid or obey his orders.

Li Yinuo didn’t say anything. She turned around and returned to the house.

She really couldn’t give Li Hui and the other police officer a good look.

The driver’s report was clearly a misunderstanding, but he still took Li Yidao away for an entire night.

It would be strange if she had a good face.

At this moment, Li Yidao saw Li Hui and the police officer enter.

His face was also the color of pig liver.

“Police officers, why are you still looking for me?”

“This is just a misunderstanding, okay? You said that you guys…”

However, Li Yidao had just complained a little when he was stunned!

[Ding! High-quality customer detected, ID: Zhang Chaoyang]

[Death Status Detection: As a newbie, unable to determine the actual dangerous situation, no sense of evasion and urgency, and 78% chance of sacrifice in the next mission!]

[It is advised that the host should immediately follow the high-quality customer!]

Visit and read more novel to help us update chapter quickly. Thank you so much!