I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!
Chapter 33Chapter 33
Li Yidao entered the live stream room.
The entire live stream room was once again lit up with the popularity!
“F*ck! Brother Dao is here! Brother Dao, kill him on the spot!”
“Yes! Kill this grandson! He’s too arrogant!”
“F*ck! Brother Dao is here, I’m excited! Gift rocket to liven things up!”
“Upstairs! Are you stupid? Who are you gifting to?”
“F*ck! Damn it! You’ve suffered a huge loss!”
…
“Hehe, Brother Dao? This idiot really came! Let’s see how you’re going to kill our Brother Feng. My 300,000 Feng Army is waiting for you to follow us.”
“Yes! My 300,000 Feng Army are all waiting here today! Just one tap on the follow button would be enough to break your wrist!”
“Do you really think he’s that godly? I said that if he dared to follow Brother Feng today, I would stand upside down and eat sh*t!”
…
“Idiot is idiot. Stand upside down and eat sh*t, it seems like you do this often, right?”
“What a bunch of naive guys. When you see your Brother Feng being followed by Brother Dao later, you’ll know to be afraid!”
“Brother Dao: Mortal! Prepare to tremble!”
…
At this moment, Li Yidao had never expected that he would cause such a huge reaction the moment he entered the live stream room.
He thought, “Was I that popular now?”
Actually, the reason why he came over to take a look was because he was very curious. Who was this Brother Feng?
Didn’t he feel unlucky that he was ridding on someone who was involved in the funeral industry like him?
However, when he entered and saw the other party at first sight…
He knew who the other party was and why the other party was not afraid of bad luck.
He said inwardly, “This was a f*cking potential customer!”
“This guy might really need to book a business here.”
[Ding! Detected super high-quality customer.]
[Death Status Detection: Hidden and dangerous criminal. He who is unjust is doomed to destruction! Death Probability is 100%!]
[Super high-quality customer, suggested that the host must follow him!]
This is the first super high-quality customer that the system prompted.
And he was also the first customer to die with 100% certainty!
It could only be said that this fellow was destined to be filled with evil!
It seemed that the system could not stand it anymore!
Li Dao naturally wouldn’t give such a person any warning.
He immediately followed him.
Then, he habitually sent out the promotional slogan.
[No worries after death, Li Yidao will escort you. Full-service one-stop, ensuring peace of mind for your loved ones. Pre-bookings enjoy a 50% discount! (Except trash)]
Li Yidao added another few words to the slogan for today’s advertisement, ‘Except trash’.
As for who this trash was referring to…
Yes… He believed that everyone could understand.
…
“F*ck! He has followed, he has followed! Brother Dao really followed him!”
“Haha, today, Brother Dao is pretty naughty. The slogan is a little different!”
“Tsk tsk… Except trash, haha! I’m dying of laughter.”
“Awesome! This is the first time I’ve seen Brother Dao following someone without being afraid! Today, I’m going to keep my eyes on this idiot. I want to see how he gets killed!”
“300,000 Feng Army? Just wait to tremble! Let’s see how Brother Dao will kill your Brother Feng first! And then…I’ll go and settle the score with you one by one!”
“Haha! That’s right! One by one! None of them can escape!”
…
Realised that Li Yidao had really followed him.
Actually, the best outcome today wasn’t for Li Yidao to follow him!
Instead, he should make Li Yidao not dare to appear at all, or rather, even if he did appear, he would not dare to follow him!
This way, he could continue to create topics!
However, this kid really came. Not only did he come, but he also followed him without saying anything.
Not only that!
He even added the words ‘except trash’ to his slogan.
How could he tolerate this?
At this moment, he thought to wait for the live stream to end before going offline to find Brother Dao!
He had to teach this guy a lesson!
However, at this moment, he still acted as he should.
After all, the number of viewers in the live stream room had already exceeded 300,000!
The viewers were still increasing crazily!
This popularity couldn’t be lost!
“Hehe, Brother Dao, right? He really came to follow me?”
“Today, my live stream won’t end! I’ll drink here until dawn today!”
“Let’s see how you can kill me! Today, I’m going to expose your trash face!”
“Today, I…”
“Bang!” Brother Feng had just finished his passionate speech halfway, and the script had not even finished.
The door of the KTV was kicked open!
“Don’t move! Police!”
“Hands behind your head!”
“All of you, squat down!”
The moment the door was kicked open, Brother Feng was stunned.
When he heard the word ‘police’, he was instantly dumbfounded!
“F*ck! The police are here!”
As he spoke, he picked up a dagger hidden by the table and jumped up from the sofa without looking back. He slammed his head against the wall!
It could be seen that the wall that he slammed crashed into a hole!
The thing that appeared outside the hole was a window!
He jumped out of the window without a word!
Then, he fell heavily onto a tattered mattress and a pile of torn clothes!
He struggled to get up and looked down at his body with fear.
“Damn it! Fortunately, I’m smart! I had made preparations at a few places I frequented! Otherwise, we’ll be doomed today!” His eyes were exceptionally vicious.
Then, without a word, he rode a motorcycle beside him and ran all the way!
He had prepared everything here in advance.
He had already arranged for someone to make such an escape route for the KTV that they often came to.
He chiseled a hole in the wall, and at the same time, he used plasterboard and drawing paper to make it look like a normal wall!
There was a window on the outside of the wall, which was also the side without any door.
This way, even if someone wanted to find trouble with him, they would not think of ambushing him here!
He did not expect that it would really come in handy today!
After he came out, he had specially arranged for someone to destroy the surveillance cameras on the street behind.
It was very suitable for escaping!
Brother Feng rode his motorcycle and left!
…
Inside the room!
Li Tao and the others, who had already rushed up, looked at Brother Feng’s escape route with gloomy expressions.
Two underlings wanted to take advantage of the chaos to escape along Brother Feng’s route!
However, they were all held down by the police who came in!
One of them even had a hole in his leg!
Li Tao ran to the window and looked down.
“This kid is really ruthless!”
“He even dared to jump from the fifth floor!”
“Damn it! Did you really think that you could run away with a broken motorcycle?!”
He didn’t jump down immediately because it was meaningless. The other party had already escaped on a motorcycle.
Even if he jumped down, he would not be able to catch up and might even get injured.
Because when Brother Feng’s car escaped, he didn’t forget to drag away the mattress that he had prepared!
The most important thing now was to let the police force on the periphery pursue and intercept him!
“Attention all units! Attention all units! Big Fish Number One was fleeing on a motorcycle from the southwest!”
“He was wearing a gray shirt and gray pants. He was riding a dark black motorcycle, and he was fleeing in the direction of An Hua Street!”
“All units set up a blockade according to your distance! We can’t let him escape!”
…
At this moment, the audience in Brother Feng’s live stream room.
They were all dumbfounded!
The viewers in the live stream room were at their peak!
Suddenly, they heard the sound of the door being kicked open.
Then they heard, ‘Don’t move, police!’ These few roars!
This was not the highlight.
The highlight was that Brother Feng actually jumped up from the sofa in an instant and directly crashed into the wall on the side!
This wasn’t enough!
The most ridiculous thing was that the other party had actually pierced through it!
That was a wall!
Since he was pierced through it!
However, no one could see what happened next.
Because the mobile phone of the live stream had been knocked over by someone, they could only face the ground!
“What’s going on? Wasn’t it the police shouting just now?”
“How did Brother Feng run away by hitting the wall? Is he a hidden Superman?”
“Superman my ass! The last thing I saw was that part of the wall was intentionally papered using paper. I also saw a window outside! He must have run through the window!”
“What’s going on? Didn’t Brother Feng say that he only fought and never did anything illegal? Why would there be such a big group to capture him?”
“Hehe, fight? You guys don’t know this, right? Looks like your boss doesn’t treat you as a team!”
“What do you mean? Speak clearly!”
“… Hehe.”
The live stream room was already in a heated discussion.
At this moment, in the room
The police had already taken control of everyone.
The 8 main suspects and a bunch of underlings, were all captured except for Brother Feng who escaped!
At this moment, Li Hui happened to see the phone that had fallen to the ground. He planned to pick it up and bring it back as evidence.
Naturally, he appeared in the live stream room.
“F*ck! A big boss in uniform!”
“Hello, police!”
“Police officer, may I ask, what did Brother Feng do? Why are you arresting him?”
“Yes! Why did you capture our Brother Feng? Give us a reason!”
“Reason?!” The corners of Li Hui’s mouth curled into a cold smile.
“I can’t tell you why we arrested him! But what he had done was enough to get him shot!”
“I advise everyone to be careful. If any of you are involved in his matter, we will get to you very soon!”
After saying that, Li Hui directly ended the live stream room and put away his phone.
There was no need for him to say anything to these netizens here. His duty did not allow him to say anything.
But his words ‘enough to get him shot’! This sentence completely shocked everyone!
For a moment, the so-called Feng Army was all silent like cicadas in winter!
Many people changed their names immediately!
What a joke!
Didn’t they hear what the police said?
Behave yourself, or else they might come knocking on your door!
There were even some who were guilty. Those who had made deals with Brother Feng did not just change their names. They deleted all their account information and logged out!
However, what they did not know was…
Their deleting was only on the surface!
In fact, their information.
It had long been sealed by big data!
Isn’t it easy to find them?!
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