I’m a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!
I’m a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!
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I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn’t help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the “Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis” spell? And don’t even get me started on the “Osteoporosis” spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like “Blood Burn,” “Gradual Freeze,” and “Mental Chaos.” Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn’t help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield “Doomstorm” and “Ice Age,” swordsmen boast “Sword Rain: Homecoming” and “Wind-Cutter Slash,” while archers showcase “Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars” and “Storm Arrow.” Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named “Cancer Cell Proliferation,” “T-Virus Infection,” and “Rabies Outbreak.”
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, “Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!”
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, “Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don’t know!”
Even a boss character confesses, “Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!”
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- Chapter 416 - 337: Zheng Cheng Must Die! The Domain Emerges! _2
- Chapter 415 - 337 Zheng Cheng Must Die! The Domain Emerges!_1
- Chapter 414 - 336: Three Years! Epic Confrontation!_3
- Chapter 413 - 336: Three Years! Epic Confrontation!_2
- Chapter 412 - 336: Three Years! Epic Confrontation!_1
Chapter List
- Chapter 121 - Chapter 121: Chapter 92: The Big Milk Cow Orc Sacrifice? Kill Another One!
- Chapter 122 - Chapter 122: Chapter 92: Big Cow Beastman Sacrifice? Kill Another Person! _2
- Chapter 123 - Chapter 123: Chapter 92: Big Cow Beastman Sacrifice? Kill another person! _3
- Chapter 124 - Chapter 124: Chapter 93 Li Jiao VS Song Chaoyu? The Powerful Attribute of the Heart of the Earth!
- Chapter 125 - Chapter 125: Chapter 94 Afraid of Ghosts? Let Me Hug You! The Crowd Gathers!
- Chapter 126 - Chapter 126: Chapter 95: Special Potion! Exposure of Special Ingredients!
- Chapter 127 - Chapter 127: Chapter 96: Food Allocation! Attack on Song Dynasty in a rainy night?
- Chapter 128 - Chapter 128: Chapter 97: Assassination! The Strategy of Luring the Tiger Away from the Mountain!
- Chapter 129 - Chapter 129: Chapter 98: Besieged? The True Strength of Aristocratic Young Masters!
- Chapter 130 - Chapter 130: Chapter 99 Poison in the Water? Go to hell!!!
- Chapter 131 - Chapter 131: Chapter 100: The Bloodthirsty Technique! Bai Jingqi who doesn’t care about his life!
- Chapter 132 - Chapter 132: Chapter 101: Spoils of War! “Orc Ritual Study Notes”!
- Chapter 133 - Chapter 133: Chapter 102 College Entrance Exam Content? Radiative Island! Ethnic Cleansing Assessment!
- Chapter 134 - Chapter 134: Chapter 103: Invading Different Races! News of Zhao Yunxiao?
- Chapter 135 - Chapter 135: Chapter 104: Power Surge! The Skill Book You Want
- Chapter 136 - Chapter 136: Chapter 104: Power Surge! The Skill Book You Want_2
- Chapter 137 - Chapter 137: Chapter 105 Liang Father: I want to know, how did my son die!
- Chapter 138 - Chapter 138: Chapter 106: The Mysterious Skill! The Poultry Druid’s Equipment!
- Chapter 139 - Chapter 139: Chapter 107 Is it possible to avenge a nine-generation feud? Even if it spans a hundred generations!
- Chapter 140 - Chapter 140: Chapter 108: Clean Up the Radiation Island! The Three Pioneers!
- Chapter 141 - Chapter 141: Chapter 109: “Sacrificial Learning Notes”! Skill Mutation!
- Chapter 142 - Chapter 142: Chapter 110: The Assessment Begins! The Secret of the World’s Wonders!
- Chapter 143 - Chapter 143: Chapter 111 The Third Nine-Star Professionist! A Fallen One who has abandoned the darkness?
- Chapter 144 - Chapter 144: Chapter 112, Jiang Muyun, Enters the Radiation Island!
- Chapter 145 - Chapter 145: Chapter 113: Ten Billion Jade Shattered! The Mad Inferior People!
- Chapter 146 - Chapter 146: Chapter 114: Burning the Villain! Encounter Battle!
- Chapter 147 - Chapter 147: Chapter 115: Brother Cheng, Shoot One For Me!
- Chapter 148 - Chapter 148: Chapter 116: Failed College Entrance Exam? Inferior Professionist!
- Chapter 149 - Chapter 149 Chapter 117: Radiation Rainstorm! Radiation Worm! The Inferior Tribe’s Nemesis?
- Chapter 150 - Chapter 150 Chapter 118: Dissecting Bad People! Repugnant Special Ingredients!
- Chapter 151 - Chapter 151 Chapter 119: Inferior Humans Seeking Refuge in Blue Star? The Half-Inferior Human Tribe!
- Chapter 152 - Chapter 152 Chapter 120: Blood Sacrifice? No such thing! Two hundred little boys!
- Chapter 153 - Chapter 153 Chapter 120: Blood Sacrifice? No such thing! Two hundred little boys! _2
- Chapter 154 - Chapter 154 Chapter 121: Little Boy Cleans the Floor!
- Chapter 155 - Chapter 155 Chapter 122 Destroy the Tribute, Blood Guanyin!
- Chapter 156 - Chapter 156 Chapter 122 Destroy the Tribute, Blood Guanyin! _2
- Chapter 157 - Chapter 157 Chapter 122 Destroy the Tribute, Blood Guanyin!_3
- Chapter 158 - Chapter 158 Chapter 123: You’ve Been Strengthened, Go Deliver!
- Chapter 159 - Chapter 159 Chapter 124: The Trait of Tetanus Blade! The Alliance of Nine Households?
- Chapter 160 - Chapter 160 Chapter 125 Black Dragon is also a Dragon! Dispute over the Alliance Leader?