I’m a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!
I’m a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!
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I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn’t help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the “Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis” spell? And don’t even get me started on the “Osteoporosis” spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like “Blood Burn,” “Gradual Freeze,” and “Mental Chaos.” Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn’t help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield “Doomstorm” and “Ice Age,” swordsmen boast “Sword Rain: Homecoming” and “Wind-Cutter Slash,” while archers showcase “Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars” and “Storm Arrow.” Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named “Cancer Cell Proliferation,” “T-Virus Infection,” and “Rabies Outbreak.”
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, “Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!”
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, “Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don’t know!”
Even a boss character confesses, “Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!”
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- Chapter 416 - 337: Zheng Cheng Must Die! The Domain Emerges! _2
- Chapter 415 - 337 Zheng Cheng Must Die! The Domain Emerges!_1
- Chapter 414 - 336: Three Years! Epic Confrontation!_3
- Chapter 413 - 336: Three Years! Epic Confrontation!_2
- Chapter 412 - 336: Three Years! Epic Confrontation!_1
Chapter List
- Chapter 161 - Chapter 161 Chapter 126: Competition of debuff skills! Who is the strongest support?
- Chapter 162 - Chapter 162 Chapter 127 Praise of the Dark! The Green Snake! Who is the winner?
- Chapter 163 - Chapter 163 Chapter 128: Holding it in during the competition? I held it in for twelve seconds!
- Chapter 164 - Chapter 164 Chapter 128: Urgency in the Match? I resisted for twelve seconds!_2
- Chapter 165 - Chapter 165 Chapter 128: Holding it in during the match? I held it in for twelve seconds!_3
- Chapter 166 - Chapter 166 Chapter 129: Jiang Muyun? Blood Guanyin!
- Chapter 167 - Chapter 167 Chapter 129: Jiang Muyun? Blood Guanyin! _2
- Chapter 168 - Chapter 168 Chapter 129: Jiang Muyun? Blood Guanyin! _3
- Chapter 169 - Chapter 169 Chapter 130: Surround and kill Blood Guanyin! Perfect cooperation!
- Chapter 170 - Chapter 170 Chapter 130: Surround and kill Blood Guanyin! Perfect Cooperation! _2
- Chapter 171 - Chapter 171 Chapter 131: The Third Special Ingredient! The Second Task to Breakthrough!
- Chapter 172 - Chapter 172 Chapter 132: I entrust my life to the gods! Blood Guanyin, rise!
- Chapter 173 - Chapter 173: Chapter 133: The Transformation of the Blood Guanyin! The real Blood Guanyin!
- Chapter 174 - Chapter 174: Chapter 134: Twisted Corpse? Consumed by Void Fire!
- Chapter 175 - Chapter 175: Chapter 135: Void fire burning! Memories from the wicked! Great Sun Glory!
- Chapter 176 - Chapter 176: Chapter 136: The Return of the Soul!
- Chapter 177 - Chapter 177: Chapter 137: New Change Ability! I Dedicate My Blood to Xuanyuan!
- Chapter 178 - Chapter 178: Chapter 138: Mysterious Soul-Bound Equipment!
- Chapter 179 - Chapter 179: Chapter 139: Getting Back the Blood Guanyin! All pieces shattered!
- Chapter 180 - Chapter 180: Chapter 140: The Horse Gallops across the Royal Mountain! Red Flags Fluttering in the Sky! The Cherry Blossom Spirit Perishes!
- Chapter 181 - Chapter 181: Chapter 141: Two Major Characteristics! Divine Technique!
- Chapter 182 - Chapter 182: Chapter 142: Epic Level Treasure? The Elite Newcomer of Xia Country!
- Chapter 183 - Chapter 183: Chapter 143: Gathering of the Nine Stars! News of an old acquaintance?
- Chapter 184 - Chapter 184: Chapter 144 Extra Assessment! The Shocking Answer!
- Chapter 185 - Chapter 185: Chapter 145: Male Eunuch, Female Distribution
- Chapter 186 - Chapter 186: Chapter 146: The realm of bewitchment, exchanging for perfect level equipment? Zheng Cheng’s special reward!
- Chapter 187 - Chapter 187: Chapter 146: The realm of bewitchment, exchanging for perfect level equipment? Zheng Cheng’s special reward! _2
- Chapter 188 - Chapter 188: Chapter 146: The realm of bewitchment, exchanging for perfect level equipment? Zheng Cheng’s special reward! _3
- Chapter 189 - Chapter 189: Chapter 146: The realm of bewitchment, exchanging for perfect level equipment? Zheng Cheng’s special reward! _4
- Chapter 190 - Chapter 190: Chapter 147 – Night Watchman’s Extra Reward! Banning me from using
- Chapter 191 - Chapter 191: Chapter 147 – Night Watchman’s Extra Reward! Banning me from using the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption
- Chapter 192 - Chapter 192: Chapter 147: The Night Watchman’s Extra Reward! Banning me from using the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique?_3
- Chapter 193 - Chapter 193: Chapter 147: Extra Reward for the Night’s Watchman! Forbid me to use the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique?_4
- Chapter 194 - Chapter 194: Chapter 148: The Mutation of Blood Poison! The Terrifying Attribute!
- Chapter 195 - Chapter 195: Chapter 148: The Mutation of Blood Poison! The Terrifying Attribute!_2
- Chapter 196 - Chapter 196: Chapter 148: The Mutation of Blood Poison! The Terrifying Attribute!_3
- Chapter 197 - Chapter 197: Chapter 149 – Zhixue Morning Rain? I want them all! Single Player Ranking? Instant Kill!
- Chapter 198 - Chapter 198: Chapter 149 – Zhixue Morning Rain? I want them all! Single Player Ranking? Instant Kill! _2
- Chapter 199 - Chapter 199: Chapter 149 – Zhixue Morning Rain? I want them all! Single Player Ranking? Instant Kill! _3
- Chapter 200 - Chapter 200: Chapter 149 – Zhixue Morning Rain? I want them all! Single Player Ranking? Instant Kill! _4