I’m a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!
I’m a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!
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I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn’t help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the “Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis” spell? And don’t even get me started on the “Osteoporosis” spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like “Blood Burn,” “Gradual Freeze,” and “Mental Chaos.” Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn’t help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield “Doomstorm” and “Ice Age,” swordsmen boast “Sword Rain: Homecoming” and “Wind-Cutter Slash,” while archers showcase “Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars” and “Storm Arrow.” Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named “Cancer Cell Proliferation,” “T-Virus Infection,” and “Rabies Outbreak.”
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, “Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!”
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, “Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don’t know!”
Even a boss character confesses, “Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!”
6 Latest Chapters
- Chapter 417 - 337: Zheng Cheng Must Die! The Domain Emerges!_3
- Chapter 416 - 337: Zheng Cheng Must Die! The Domain Emerges! _2
- Chapter 415 - 337 Zheng Cheng Must Die! The Domain Emerges!_1
- Chapter 414 - 336: Three Years! Epic Confrontation!_3
- Chapter 413 - 336: Three Years! Epic Confrontation!_2
- Chapter 412 - 336: Three Years! Epic Confrontation!_1
Chapter List
- Chapter 201 - Chapter 201: Chapter 150: The Summoner’s Battle! Defeat You in the Way You’re Best At!
- Chapter 202 - Chapter 202: Chapter 150 Summoner’s Battle! Defeat You in Your Best Way! _2
- Chapter 203 - Chapter 203: Chapter 150 Summoner’s Battle! Defeat You in Your Best Way! _3
- Chapter 204 - Chapter 204: Chapter 150 Summoner’s Battle! Defeat You in Your Best Way! _4
- Chapter 205 - Chapter 205: Chapter 151: Little White Horse in a Tug-of-War! Two Beautiful Women Duel!
- Chapter 206 - Chapter 206: Chapter 151: Little White Horse in a Tug-of-War! Two Beautiful Women Duel!_2
- Chapter 207 - Chapter 207: Chapter 151: Little White Horse in a Tug-of-War! Two Beautiful Women Duel!_3
- Chapter 208 - Chapter 208: Chapter 151: Little White Horse in a Tug-of-War! Two Beautiful Women Duel!_4
- Chapter 209 - Chapter 209: Chapter 152: Intense Battle! Yao Zhixue VS Song Chaoyu!
- Chapter 210 - Chapter 210: Chapter 153: Alright, alright, you’re not young, you’re not young
- Chapter 211 - Chapter 211: Chapter 154: Real Man Fight! Bai Jingqi VS Terence!
- Chapter 212 - Chapter 212: Chapter 155: I, Bai Jingqi, will never surrender!
- Chapter 213 - Chapter 213: Chapter 156: The Little Dark Horse Looking for His Father! Terence VS Zheng Cheng!
- Chapter 214 - Chapter 214: Chapter 157: Shit Falls From The Sky! Want to Cancel My Score?
- Chapter 215 - Chapter 215: Chapter 158: There are no garbage occupations, only garbage people!
- Chapter 216 - Chapter 216: Chapter 159: A Professionist as Mysterious as Zheng Cheng!
- Chapter 217 - Chapter 217: Chapter 159: A Professionist as Mysterious as Zheng Cheng!_2
- Chapter 218 - Chapter 218: Chapter 159: A Professionist as Mysterious as Zheng Cheng! _3
- Chapter 219 - Chapter 219: Chapter 160 Champion! What exactly is the wonder of the world?!
- Chapter 220 - Chapter 220: Chapter 161: The Secret of the Wonders of the World! These foods are all prepared for you!
- Chapter 221 - Chapter 221: Chapter 161: The Secret of the Wonders of the World! These foods are all prepared for you! _2
- Chapter 222 - Chapter 222: Chapter 162: Chen Xiao Mutated! Trace of the Dawn?
- Chapter 223 - Chapter 223: Chapter 163: The Space Fissure Riot! They are all Professionists!
- Chapter 224 - Chapter 224: Chapter 164: Breaking Dawn Abroad, Everyone Has Ulterior Motives! Gentle Young Woman!
- Chapter 225 - Chapter 225: Chapter 165: Xu Qingfeng! Special Monster Skull Demon!
- Chapter 226 - Chapter 226: Chapter 166: The Night’s Watchmen are all idiots! The Earth Dragon Turns!
- Chapter 227 - Chapter 227: Chapter 167: I, Xu Qingfeng, look down on such garbage!
- Chapter 228 - Chapter 228: Chapter 168: Double Winged Skeleton Demon! The Death of an Old Friend!
- Chapter 229 - Chapter 229: Chapter 169: Furious Scrub! The Ghost BOSS!
- Chapter 230 - Chapter 230: Chapter 170: Zheng Cheng’s Death? Enraged Yao Zhixue!
- Chapter 231 - Chapter 231: Chapter 171 New Features! Six-star ingredients!
- Chapter 232 - Chapter 232: Chapter 172: Your Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique is useless against me!
- Chapter 233 - Chapter 233: Chapter 173: Tyrese Mutates! Autopsy!
- Chapter 234 - Chapter 234: Chapter 174: Xu Qingfeng’s Profession and Strength!
- Chapter 235 - Chapter 235: Chapter 175 Yakes: I Protest!
- Chapter 236 - Chapter 236: Chapter 176: The Reinforcements Arrive! The Identity of the Traitor!
- Chapter 237 - Chapter 237: Chapter 177: Sacrifice
- Chapter 238 - Chapter 238: Chapter 178: The Shock of the Ghost Day! The Rules of Beijing University!
- Chapter 239 - Chapter 239: Chapter 178: The Shock of the Ghost Day! The Rules of Beijing University! _2
- Chapter 240 - Chapter 240: Chapter 178: The Shock of the Monstrous Day! The Rules of Beijing University!_3