I’m a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!
I’m a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!
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I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn’t help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the “Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis” spell? And don’t even get me started on the “Osteoporosis” spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like “Blood Burn,” “Gradual Freeze,” and “Mental Chaos.” Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn’t help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield “Doomstorm” and “Ice Age,” swordsmen boast “Sword Rain: Homecoming” and “Wind-Cutter Slash,” while archers showcase “Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars” and “Storm Arrow.” Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named “Cancer Cell Proliferation,” “T-Virus Infection,” and “Rabies Outbreak.”
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, “Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!”
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, “Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don’t know!”
Even a boss character confesses, “Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!”
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Chapter List
- Chapter 241 - Chapter 241: Chapter 179: S-Class Treatment? The Battle of the Top Ten Hidden Dragons!
- Chapter 242 - Chapter 242: Chapter 179: S-Class Treatment? The Contest of the Ten Hidden Dragons!_2
- Chapter 243 - Chapter 243: Chapter 180: Zheng Cheng is definitely a nine-star professional divine war priest!
- Chapter 244 - Chapter 244: Chapter 181: True Identity? Modern War Military Theory!
- Chapter 245 - Chapter 245: Chapter 182: God battle Priest? Epic War!
- Chapter 246 - Chapter 246: Chapter 183: Eight-star Food Ingredient! Nine-star Support Profession!
- Chapter 247 - Chapter 247: Chapter 183: Eight-star Food Ingredient! Nine-star Support Profession! _2
- Chapter 248 - Chapter 248: Chapter 184: The Secret Realm Assessment Exclusive for Support Professionists!
- Chapter 249 - Chapter 249: Chapter 185: Defending the homeland! Special Food Nutrition and Health!
- Chapter 250 - Chapter 250: Chapter 186: Cui Xiabing’s Invitation! Another Bet?
- Chapter 251 - Chapter 251: Chapter 187: Noob Classmates? Bizarre Professionists!
- Chapter 252 - Chapter 252: Chapter 188 Protecting Home Information! Someone is pursuing Yao Zhixue?
- Chapter 253 - Chapter 253: Chapter 189 I Want It All! Zhang Meiyu of Black Dragon City!
- Chapter 254 - Chapter 254: Chapter 190: Yao Zhixue VS Zhang Meiyu!
- Chapter 255 - Chapter 255: Chapter 191: The Shock of the Elemental Elves? Yao Zhixue Wins!
- Chapter 256 - Chapter 256: Chapter 192 New Alien Battlefield? Illegitimate Child?
- Chapter 257 - Chapter 257: Chapter 193 – She’s my fiancee, you want to get rid of her!
- Chapter 258 - Chapter 258: Chapter 194: The Reason for the Human Race’s Total Defeat?
- Chapter 259 - Chapter 259: Chapter 195 Major Factors, Newborn Chu He
- Chapter 260 - Chapter 260: Chapter 196: Elective Course! Strategist Profession!
- Chapter 261 - Chapter 261: Chapter 197: My research course needs someone like you!
- Chapter 262 - Chapter 262: Chapter 198: Anatomy Class
- Chapter 263 - Chapter 263: Chapter 199: Night’s Watch Headquarters, Lu Mengmeng
- Chapter 264 - Chapter 264: Chapter 200: Deputy Director of the Night’s Watch! Assassination in the Elevator!
- Chapter 265 - Chapter 265: Chapter 201: Ghost Day Attacks! The Final Ability!
- Chapter 266 - Chapter 266: Chapter 202: Investigative Spy! Director of the Night’s Watch?
- Chapter 267 - Chapter 267: Chapter 203: Fallen Ones! Dawn of the Ninth Phantom Day!
- Chapter 268 - Chapter 268: Chapter 204: Rage Transfer? Far Away in the Devil’s Domain!
- Chapter 269 - Chapter 269: Chapter 205: Divine Position Guess? Night’s Watch Ghost Market!
- Chapter 270 - Chapter 270: Chapter 206: The Generous Zheng Family? Selling Special Ingredients!
- Chapter 271 - Chapter 271: Chapter 207 Nine-Star Food Ingredient! The Secret Realm Trial Begins!
- Chapter 272 - Chapter 272: Chapter 208: Defending the Homeland! The Secret of the Time-Space Rift!
- Chapter 273 - Chapter 273: Chapter 209: Hero Unit! Strange Starting Position and Initial Troops!
- Chapter 274 - Chapter 274: Chapter 210 Special Ingredients! Building Blueprints!
- Chapter 275 - Chapter 275: Chapter 211: Protective Characteristics! Investigate the Black Mist!
- Chapter 276 - Chapter 276: Chapter 212: Deadly Black Fog! Egg is Hatching?
- Chapter 277 - Chapter 277: Chapter 213: Summoning the Treant! Left social and right millet, the earth helps me!
- Chapter 278 - Chapter 277: Chapter 213: Summoning the Treant! Left social and right millet, the earth helps me!
- Chapter 279 - Chapter 279: Chapter 214 Terrifying Dark Food! Sphere of Influence!_2
- Chapter 280 - Chapter 280: Chapter 215: Desolate Planet! Three-Star Alien Beast!