I’m a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!
I’m a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!
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I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn’t help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the “Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis” spell? And don’t even get me started on the “Osteoporosis” spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like “Blood Burn,” “Gradual Freeze,” and “Mental Chaos.” Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn’t help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield “Doomstorm” and “Ice Age,” swordsmen boast “Sword Rain: Homecoming” and “Wind-Cutter Slash,” while archers showcase “Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars” and “Storm Arrow.” Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named “Cancer Cell Proliferation,” “T-Virus Infection,” and “Rabies Outbreak.”
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, “Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!”
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, “Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don’t know!”
Even a boss character confesses, “Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!”
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Chapter List
- Chapter 281 - Chapter 281: Chapter 216: Special Building? The Heart of the Alien Beast’s Territory!
- Chapter 282 - Chapter 282: Chapter 217: Asura Mantis! Alien Insect Clan!
- Chapter 283 - Chapter 283: Chapter 218: Three Corpses Nine Worms! The Race Nemesis?
- Chapter 284 - Chapter 284: Chapter 219: Barracks Construction! Hero Crystal!
- Chapter 285 - Chapter 285: Chapter 220: Different Race Girl! Can You Conquer Me?
- Chapter 286 - Chapter 286: Chapter 221: The Maiden’s First Battle! The Shocking Sadie!
- Chapter 287 - Chapter 287: Chapter 222: The Beast Tide! Cui Xiabing’s Despair!
- Chapter 288 - Chapter 288: Chapter 223, War Fortress! Tunnel Warfare!
- Chapter 289 - Chapter 289: Chapter 224 Guerrilla Warfare! Hero Zhao Zifeng!
- Chapter 290 - Chapter 290: Chapter 225: Jasha Island! A new Alien Battlefield?
- Chapter 291 - Chapter 291: Chapter 225: Jasha Island! A new Alien Battlefield?_2
- Chapter 292 - Chapter 292: Chapter 226: A massive change in the homeland! Six-star barrack construction!
- Chapter 293 - Chapter 293: Chapter 227: Griffin’s Cage! Hero’s Altar!
- Chapter 294 - Chapter 294: Chapter 228: Homeland Crystal LV6! Recruiting Magicians!
- Chapter 295 - Chapter 295: Chapter 229: Shadai’s Terrifying Strength! Fires Rage into the Sky!
- Chapter 296 - Chapter 296: Chapter 230: Hero’s Altar? Recruitment, Healing, Revival, Job Changing!
- Chapter 297 - Chapter 297: Chapter 231: Baker’s Shock! Vow of Desolation!
- Chapter 298 - Chapter 298: Chapter 232: Change profession to Griffon Knight! Random Dissection!
- Chapter 299 - Chapter 299: Chapter 233: The Insect-race Hero! The gallbladder of the Three-Headed Snake!
- Chapter 300 - Chapter 300: Chapter 234 – Feature 2! Weird and Terrifying Effects!
- Chapter 301 - Chapter 301: Chapter 235: The Mosquito Fly Tribe! The Outbreak of Gastroenteritis in a Giant Hornet!
- Chapter 302 - Chapter 302: Chapter 236: Weird Pupil Technique! Terrifying Virus Skill!
- Chapter 303 - Chapter 303: Chapter 237: The Infinitely Evolving Little Beast?
- Chapter 304 - Chapter 304: Chapter 238: Six-Star Military Class! The first ordinary soldier class to become a hero!
- Chapter 305 - Chapter 305: Chapter 239: Hero Class Change! World Wonder Under Repair?
- Chapter 306 - Chapter 306: Chapter 240: The Proactive Sadie? The Mosquito Fly Tribe’s Plague!
- Chapter 307 - Chapter 307: Chapter 241: Is the Six-Star Alien Beast So Weak?
- Chapter 308 - Chapter 308: Chapter 242: Sea of Maggots! Summon Hellfire!
- Chapter 309 - Chapter 309: Chapter 243: Mosquito Fly Hero! The long-prepared trump card!
- Chapter 310 - Chapter 310: Chapter 244: Blood Guanyin! Two New Heroes!
- Chapter 311 - Chapter 311: Chapter 245: The Terrifying Power of the Three Corpses Nine Worms! Skill Book!
- Chapter 312 - Chapter 312: Chapter 246: Alien Beast Transformation, Invitation and Conflict?
- Chapter 313 - Chapter 313: Chapter 247: Can all heroes crush me?
- Chapter 314 - Chapter 314: Chapter 248: Want to get rid of it? Should I try?
- Chapter 315 - Chapter 315: Chapter 249: Omnivore DNA, Eyes Filled with Love for the Mentally Challenged!
- Chapter 316 - Chapter 316: Chapter 250: Utilizing Rules, New Alien Beast Transformation Ability!
- Chapter 317 - Chapter 317: Chapter 251: The Entire Army Turns into Alien Beasts! Laughter next to the Homeland Crystal?
- Chapter 318 - Chapter 318: Chapter 252 How Can You Use Props in the Secret Realm?
- Chapter 319 - Chapter 319: Chapter 253: Adrenaline! Pawn Versus King!
- Chapter 320 - Chapter 320: Chapter 254: Shura’s Dual Blades, Slicing the Golden Armor!