"Hello, Kurenai-san. Hinata, long time no see." Akihiko just greeted the two of them as the two smiled.
"Mmm, long time no see." Kurenai smiled and replied while Hinata blushed a bit.
"Hello, Akihiko."
Kiba, who saw Hinata blushing when she saw Akihiko, became angry since he liked Hinata. He has quite a flawed way of thinking.
"Who are you?!"
Akihiko looked at Kiba and pointed at himself.
"Me? Are you dumb?"
Kiba who heard it yelled back
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING DUMB?!"
"Of course, it's you. Who the hell do you think I am talking about?"
Kurenai who saw this quickly stopped the argument,
"Stop! Kiba, this is Akihiko. A jonin of our village. You attended the same year in the academy."
"What? Akihiko? How did you get this tall and h-handsome." Kiba asked.
'Huh? What the hell?' Akihiko thought in his mind as he quickly answered.
"Bruh, sorry. I am not into boys or men." Akihiko quickly refuted as Kiba's face became red.
"I-I am not talking about that."
"Alright, anyways, Kurenai-san, what are you doing right now?" Akihiko asked as Kurenai replied.
"Oh, we just finished our mission and we are going to the mission hall."
"I see. Can I follow you there?" Akihiko asked as Hinata replied faster than Kurenai.
"Of course, you can."
Kurenai looked at Hinata before sighing and saying,
"Yes, just like Hinata said, you can come with us."
"Haha, thanks." Akihiko said as they all walked towards the mission hall.
On the way, Akihiko talked with Kurenai and Hinata, forgetting about Kiba and Shino behind them.
"Agggh, we were forgotten." Kiba groaned as Shino nodded.
"Mm."
They arrived at the mission and then took the reward for the D-ranked mission they just finished.
"Kurenai-san,what do you want to do?" Akihiko asked as Kurenai shook her head.
Kurenai didn't answer and just looked at Akihiko.
"K-kurenai-san, d-don't tell me y-you want to d-do 'that'?" Akihiko said as he blushed a bit.
Kurenai hit Akihiko's shoulder lightly before blushing a bit and quickly replied, "We are just going for a drink."
"Alright, alright. I was just teasing. Not that I would mind if we did "that" though." Akihiko replied, making her blush more.
They both walked down the streets of Konoha. However, as they were walking, Akihiko used his Jugo's bloodline to make a long rope. He quickly pulled it over Kurenai's leg so quickly that no one even noticed.
"Ahh!" Kurenai felt something touch her leg and tripped down. However, she didn't fall down. Akihiko was hugging her waist and stopped her from falling.
"Are you okay, Kurenai-san?" Akihiko asked with a worried look in his eyes.
Kurenai became dazed for a while and thought,
'Our age difference is large but it is fine if I just think about it, right?'
"Oh my, how romantic~" A civilian woman exclaimed as she saw Kurenai and Akihiko.
Kurenai, who heard that, became a bit embarrassed and her ears flushed.
"Y-yeah, I'm alright." Kurenai replied as she got up with a slightly red flush in her ears.
"Let's continue." Kurenai said as they both continued to their destination.
'A wise man once said, to have a harem, you have to cultivate the Dao of Harem. It will be a long and treacherous road where you will face lots of tribulations; Tsunderes, Kuuderes, Yanderes, Gouderes, Derederes, Ara Ara Onee-sans, Milfs, Lolis and many more.You have to master the Dao of denseness, shamelessness, hypocrisy, bullshit no jutsu, scumbaggery and last but not least, Stockholm Syndrome.'
While Akihiko was having a cultivation monologue, Kurenai was thinking about Akihiko.
They arrived at Kurenai's favorite sake shop.
Hakkaisan
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Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura were now standing face to face with Kakashi who met up with them after reporting to Hiruzen.
"Kakashi-sensei, will we get another mission tomorrow?" Naruto asked excitedly as Kakashi shook his head.
"No, tomorrow is your rest day. The three of you worked hard in the mission so you all deserve a day of rest. Sakura, even though you didn't do much in the mission, it is fine. You just have to train more to catch up. If you need any help, you can come and ask for me, I guess."
Sakura smiled and just said, "Thank you, Kakashi-sensei."
She had started to change her way of speaking as she realized that choice of words and way of speaking might have been bitchy. She also needed to repair the relationship between her, Naruto and Sasuke as the two of them seem to have some hidden grudge to her.
She also lost her feelings for Sasuke fully now. She just viewed him as a teammate and maybe a friend. Now, she just wants to become stronger instead of fangirling. She knew that one could die easily in this world. There were too many problems and to protect herself, strength was the only answer.
Naruto and Sasuke were both strong and they were both trained by Akihiko. So she decided to be trained in one specific category by Akihiko privately while being taught by Kakashi about other things.
"Alright, everyone. I hope you have a nice day tomorrow." Kakashi said as he disappeared.
Naruto and Sasuke both walked away together but Sakura stopped them in their tracks as she called them.
"Naruto, Sasuke wait a minute."
"Yeah?" Naruto replied while Sasuke asked.
"What do you want?"
"Umm." Sakura thought of the best excuse she could think of right now.
"I want to know more about Akihiko and cookies."
Hearing that, both Naruto and Sasuke looked at each other and asked Sakura. As the first members of the Dark Side, they would question Sakura about cookies.
"If you can answer this, we will talk about it. What is big, round, brown and is delicious?"
Sakura answered but she was not too sure, "Cookies?"
Naruto smiled hearing that and said, "Yes, comrade. Cookies are the right answer. Come here. Let's talk about Akihiko and the origin of the cookies."
Sakura nodded and followed Naruto and Sasuke.
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Akihiko and Kurenai were currently sitting beside each other with Kurenai's head on the table.
"The bill please." Akihiko said as the waiter there brought the bill.
Akihiko looked at it and asked the waiter.
"Are you sure this is the correct price?"
"Yes sir. The price is 5K Ryo."
"Alright, here." Akihiko said as he paid the bill.
He carried Kurenai back to her home and the door was locked. Akihiko just threw a kunai with his Hiraishin seal and teleported inside. After that, he put Kurenai on the bed.
As Akihiko was about to leave, his hand was pulled by Kurenai.
"Don't. Don't leave."
"Hmm?" Akihiko turned back and saw that Kurenai was just sleep talking.
*chuckle*
"Sleep well." Akihiko spoke before he walked outside.
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"No." Sakura shook her head.
"Th-" Naruto was about to continue when Sasuke interrupted him.
"That is because Akihiko is the 69420th leader of the Dark Side. The story starts a long time ago, back when there wasn't even chakra, a large blue monster with fur and goggly eyes fell down from the sky. People there tried everything to defend against it but they couldn't. It was very scary that everybody called it the Dark Times. However, a single man created the cookie. Which caused the monster to become addicted to it."
Sakura listened to it carefully as the story was immersing.
Naruto continued from where Sasuke left off.
"The monster ate the cookie, day after day. While he was addicted to cookies, the man recruited many people and gathered them all together using the phrase, "Come to the Dark Side, we have cookies.". Then, they all managed to kill the monster after days, months and years of fighting. Since then, the man taught his technique to his disciple and it led to another until the secret technique came into Akihiko's hands. Akihiko used the technique to spread happiness throughout all of Konoha. He is aiming for World Peace."
Naruto and Sasuke made up a theory and exaggerated the story of the Dark Side.
Sakura on the other hand was amazed.
"Umm, do you think Akihiko can also train me?"
Naruto and Sasuke had the same thought in their mind,
"Of course. However, once you join, you can't quit. Are you sure?" Naruto asked.
"Yes, I'm sure,"
"Alright, meet us here again at 4.30."
"Alright, bye." They all said farewells as Naruto and Sasuke fist bumped each other.
They both then "trained" Konohamaru and Konohamaru didn't disappoint them. He brought two of his friends, Moegi and Udon.
The two of them also suffered and Konohamaru also finally found out why Naruto and Sasuke liked to see him train and suffer. It was a good feeling.
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Akihiko walked down to the Hyuga household to go and call Hinata. But as he was walking towards there, he was interrupted by some.
"Rawr!"
Someone tried to jumpscare Akihiko but it didn't work.
"Hinata, it won't work on me. Don't you know about that?" Akihiko said as he turned around to see Hinata who was pouting.
"I just wanted to try."
*chuckle*
"Anyways, let's go to the Yamanaka household. We should go and call Ino too." Akihiko said as Hinata agreed.
They both went to Yamanaka Clan's house and they knocked on the door.
*Knock* *Knock*
"Is Ino there?" Akihiko asked as someone dashed quickly outside.
Inoichi opened the door and asked in a dangerously low voice, "Who are you calling Ino? Use some suffix in the end. It doesn't matter who you are. Use suffixes when calling for my daughter. Hello, Hinata-chan."
"Hai, is Ino-chan at home?" Akihiko asked again and added a suffix at the end but for some reason, it sounded even more worse in Inoichi's ears.
As Inoichi was about to say something, Ino came out and quickly shouted.
"I'm here. Dad, why didn't you call for me earlier?"
Inoichi was heartbroken and shed tears.
*Sniff*
"My daughter is already grown up. She even blames me for things now."
Ino just deadpanned at this and said, "Dad, you're embarrassing me."
"Wahhhh, you broke my heart." Inoichi started throwing a tantrum.
"Anyways, let's go, Akihiko." Ino said and walked away with Akihiko and Hinata.
Seeing that, Inoichi became angry and whispered, "You, You took my daughter away from me."
But he was stopped by the unstoppable hand.
"Dear, you shouldn't control everything Ino do. alright?"
"Yes."
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Akihiko, Ino and Hinata arrived at the Uchiha Household.
"Akihiko, what are we doing here?" Ino asked as they walked in.
"Akihiko, are you sure we can walk in like this?" Hinata also asked.
"Yeah, just wait a minute. You will know why we are here." Akihiko said as he opened the door and got in.
Kushina looked towards the door and saw Akihiko with Ino and Hinata.
"Oh, Ino-chan and Hinata-chan are here." Kushina said, gathering attention.
Mikoto, Izumi, Pakura and Haku came out. Anko and Yugao had some jobs to do.
"Hello, Ino-chan. Hinata-chan." Mikoto greeted them.
"Hello, I'm Izumi Uchiha. Nice to meet you." Izumi greeted them with a smile.
"Nice to meet you. I am Haku, Akihiko's personal maid." Haku introduced herself.
"Hello Hinata-chan, long time no see. Also, nice to meet you, Ino-chan." Pakura greeted them as Ino and Hinata were processing the situation.
"So… what are we doing here?"
"Umm, I'm just introducing you to your new family if you decide to be my lover." Akihiko said as Ino and Hinata finally understood the meaning.
"Umm, so… are you all Akihiko's lovers?" Ino asked as everyone nodded,
"There are 2 others left though." Kushina answered, making them shocked again.
"Anyways, let's go have a talk." Kushina pulled the two of them into their family discussion room.
Akihiko just sat there and sighed as it was natural for them to have long conversations.
He sat there and polished his katana and wiped it clean.
After a while, everyone came out with a smile on their face except for Haku who had a neutral face.
"Anyways, Akihiko. We will get going now. Our parents are waiting for us." Ino and Hinata said as Akihiko nodded.
"See you guys later."
They walked away from the Uchiha Compound back to their house.
Akihiko looked at the 5 of them and asked, "What is the surprise that you are talking about anyways."
"Wait for a while. You can drink these first. Here's some cookies. We will come back later. Don't eat them all."
They brought bottles of sake and cookies and placed them on the table. After that they returned back to their room.
Akihiko didn't care about the reason and ate the cookies and drank a cup of sake every few minutes.
After around 10 minutes, Ayame entered the Uchiha household.
"Umm, Kushina-san? Mikoto-san? Are you there?" She asked as she entered the main building.
She saw Akihiko sitting alone drinking sake.
'Oh no, did they mean this by helping me?' Ayame thought as she didn't know what to do anymore.
"H-hello, Akihiko" Ayame greeted Ayame.
"Oh, hello Ayame. Why are you here?" Akihiko asked, although he already knew the reason. He got a mission about it.
[Kiss Ayame]
[Description: Sorry but no sex this time. But if you want you can.]
[Reward: Chakra Control increased.]
[Penalty : None]
[Y/N]
'Yes'
"Kushina-san and Mikoto-san invited me here." Ayame replied.
"Come, have a seat." Akihiko said as he tapped the seat beside him.
"T-thank you."
Ayame sat down and took a cookie.
'Ayame breathe. Remember what Kushina-san taught you. Just confess straight-forwardly.'
"Akihiko-kun, I have something to tell you."
"Yeah?"
"I-I like you. Will you go out with me?" Ayame said as she became silent.
Akihiko didn't reply and Ayame thought she got rejected. Her eyes start moistening and she was about to cry but Akihiko just leaned forward and kissed her.
Akihiko tapped her forehead and said, "Idiot. Do you think I would flirt with you if I didn't like you?"
"Mission success." Kushina told Mikoto, Izumi, and Pakura who smiled. Haku thought that Akihiko was a professional playboy, not just an ordinary playboy.
"Congratulations, Ayame-chan." Kushina came out and hugged Ayame.
Ayame saw that and blushed as they saw everything.
"Welcome to the family, Ayame." Mikoto said as the scene unfolded again.
Ayame was explained about everything and she was firstly confused, then sad, then happy then determined.
After around 2 hours of talking, she went back to Ichiraku's as she needed to help her father.
Meanwhile, Akihiko was shocked about the system as the reward came in.
[Chakra Control Improved]
[Chakra Control : 10$^#]
[Error]
[Chakra Control : 100.69%]
Akihiko thought 'Whatever, the larger the number, the better.'
Akihiko also went out and waited for Naruto and Sasuke in their training area.
Naruto and Sasuke arrived with Sakura who followed them.
"Hmm? What are you doing here, Sakura?" Akihiko asked.
"I want you to train me. I already know my errors and I want to become stronger." Sakura replied swiftly.
"Are you sure about that?" Akihiko asked as Sakura nodded.
"Fine then. If I think that you are unfit, I won't train you anymore." Akihiko said as he smiled.
Naruto and Sasuke recognized that and labelled it as the 'sadistic smile'
"Now, shall we start?"
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