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While Tsunade was thinking about Akihiko, Shizune was currently re-visiting the Uchiha Household as she fainted last time. She didn't get to talk with the others.
Currently, she was talking about how she fell for Akihiko while the kids were perfecting their T-pose.
"So, you see, I fell for Akihiko immediately when I saw him. He was charismatic, strong, and handsome. He also has good manners and doesn't abuse his power. Even Orochimaru ran away from him. Then, I found out that he has many lovers. It made me love him even more. After all, one has to be kind, loving, and caring enough to have several lovers. The kids are also very cute. I also saw how he treats his family. That's how I fell for him." Shizune said as the girls nodded.
Even the kids who sneakily listened to what Shizune said, agreed with her on everything. Yep, their father was the best. Also, they are very cute.
Then, they all felt someone arrive at the house.
"PAPA!"x9
The kids ran as fast as they could and jumped on Akihiko, who teleported in the house.
Akihiko chuckled as he let his body fall down. Normally, even if a full attack came towards him, he wouldn't budge. But this was his daughters. If he didn't fall down, his daughters would get hurt. Well, they'll then cry and as a daughter-con, Akihiko would not allow his daughters to cry.
*BAM*
A loud noise was made as Akihiko fell down to the ground with his kids on top of him. The kids now had a worried expression as they heard the noise.
"Papa, are you okay?" Renge asked with her signature emotionless face. But it looked cute in Akihiko's eyes.
"I'm alright. This is not enough to even injure me." Akihiko replied before he continued.
"So, did you miss me while I was gone?"
"Mm." Akiko nodded meekly as Akihiko patted her head.
Seeing that, the other kids started shouting too.
"I missed you too." Kiyomi
"I missed you three." Kyoko
"I missed you four." Mirai.
"I also missed you, papa." Ayako said as she snuggled near Akihiko's chest and laid on it.
Himiko was nodding intensely while Himeko just nodded once.
"I missed you the most, papa." Hina said as this started a small childish argument between the kids.
"I missed papa the most."
"No, I missed papa the most!"
They continued arguing before their mothers came and picked them all up.
"Stop. Don't argue. You all are sisters, alright?"
"Sorry."x9
The kids made a sad expression as the mothers felt their hearts being attacked.
"It's fine. How about we go and play outside?" Pakura said as the kids brightened up.
"Yay! Let's go!"
The family went out with the kids to play and go around the village while Akihiko decided to go and meet Jiraiya.
Akihiko and Jiraiya decided to go and talk at a sake shop.
"Hahaha, Jiraiya-san, you should use this cream. This might help you." Akihiko said as he handed Jiraiya a bottle of cream. On it, the name said, "Ultimate Hand Restoration Cream."
Jiraiya just deadpanned as Akihiko laughed out loudly.
"I got a new idea for my novel. Tales of Akihiko the Piece of Shit." Jiraiya said as he decided to write it as soon as possible. He decided that he would write this as soon as he finished The Tales of Jiraiya the Gallant.
It would be his autobiography.
"Jiraiya-san, what will you do about your information network?" Akihiko asked as he put down the sake cup on the table.
"Hm, I guess I'll just disband the information team." Jiraiya said as he sighed. A sad smile appeared as he remembered how he founded the information network.
Akihiko saw this and just shook his head.
"Jiraiya-san, don't disband the network. You can still be a ninja while writing books." Akihiko said as Jiraiya looked at him with a weird face.
"Akihiko, I already lost a limb. It is time for me to take a break. I have already worked for a long time. Don't you think I deserve a break?"
"Nope. I'll find a way to regrow your arm." Akihiko said as Jiraiya just chuckled.
"Thanks for the thought but I don't think it's possible."
"Heh, Jiraiya-san, who do you think you're talking to? I'll find a way and it won't be too long. I'll just have to "persuade" some pedo snake into a slave labou- I mean cooperation." Akihiko said as he remembered that Orochimaru ran away from him last time.
"Slave Labour?"
"Ahem, it's nothing. Don't worry about it." Akihiko replied but Jiraiya was skeptical.
"*sigh* I didn't manage to complete the prophecy." Jiraiya muttered as he looked up at the sky. He didn't know that the Toad Sage had a new prophecy.
{Who is't knoweth the alas shall befall, t's all down to a p'rson's choice.}
[a/n: Well, I just used a Shakesperean translator for this. The real words are "Who knows the fuck will happen, it's all down to a person's choice. It sounds deeper in Shakesperean eh?]
It was the new prophecy of the toad sage who strangely used Shakespearean language. It was extremely profound and had deep meanings.
They both continued to drink before Jiraiya just fainted. Akihiko teleported Jiraiya to Jiraiya's home and after that, he just returned to the Uchiha Household to play with his daughters.
After the daughters fell asleep, Akihiko went into the bedroom with his wives.
"Let's enjoy ourselves," Akihiko said as he took off his clothes.
The girls also smirked as they shot a seductive look towards Akihiko.
Well, they fucked for a long time.
*Achoo*
Shizune sneezed as Tsunade looked at her.
"Sorry Lady Tsunade, I felt like I missed something important."
Shizune and Tsunade continued to work on their paperwork as they both just wanted to burn the paperwork down.
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Meanwhile, Deidara and Sasori finally arrived at their base. Deidara's bird doll helped a lot during their travels.
"Bring him here." Deva Path Pain said as the bird doll just dropped Gaara on the hands of the Gedo Statue.
"Now, let's start."
They started extracting the One Tail and Gaara got into his mindscape again. He saw his mother hugging him from the back. He felt peaceful and just decided to sleep.
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Team 7 and Temari already reached ¼ of the journey. Akihiko's clones who gained a bit of Akihiko's impatient personality just shouted.
"Damn it. Just stick to us. We'll get to Suna in an jiffy." All 4 clones touched one person each and they all arrived in Suna.
"What? Why didn't you do it sooner, Akihiko?" Naruto said but there was no reply. The 4 clones already dispersed.
"Hm, so they can only use one Hiraishin each before dispersing." Kakashi deduced.
Temari now tried to focus on this mission without getting any indecent thoughts about a certain someone.
"Let's go. I know where we have to go."
They all followed Temari and they finally arrived at the place.
Naruto just opened the room as Chiyo suddenly widened her eyes as she saw Kakashi.
"White Fang!" She yelled as she jumped to attack. However, Naruto and Sakura both just landed a kick on her as she flew back.
"GRANNY CHIYO!" Temari yelled as Sakura asked.
"You know her?"
"Of course, she's my grandmother." Temari answered quickly as Sakura and Naruto went "Oh. Sorry about that."
Chiyo spat some blood as she laughed, "Aha haha, I didn't expect that. I was just joking around."
Well, she really wanted to hit Kakashi though.
"Granny Chiyo, what happened to Kankuro?" Temari asked as she saw Kankuro lying on the bed with some purple stuff on his chest.
"He's been poisoned."
"What? Granny Chiyo, aren't you a master in poison? Can't you heal him?" Temari asked as Chiyo shook her head.
"No. Only that Slug woman or maybe her disciples will be able to heal him. I hate her."
Naruto started to laugh.
"Hahahaha, is this a coincidence? I think not! Luckily, we have Sakura here. She's a disciple of Granny Tsunade." Naruto said as Sakura nodded.
"Let me try."
Sakura walked near Kakuro as she placed her hand a few centimeters on top of it. A green glow covered her hand as the purple goo was slowly dragged by it. After a few minutes, the poison was gone.
However, Kankuro still needed time to recover.
"Right, let's go." Naruto said as he wore his backpack again.
"Wait, I'll follow you. After all, I still have to love my grandson." Chiyo said.
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[In Konoha]
"You all are to go on the same mission as Kakashi's team. Your mission is to head to Suna and support Kakashi's team."
"Got it." Guy made his signature pose as his teeth blinded Tsunade for a while.
Team Guy left the Hokage office and went directly to the village gate. As soon as they left, Shizune entered with a large smile.
Tsunade now had a tick mark on her head.
"Shizune, where were you?!"
"Haha, Lady Tsunade, everyone in the family is so kind. I was just too engrossed in the talk that I forgot about you." Shizune answered with a smile as Tsunade also decided.
"Alright, Shizune. You'll have to complete all this paperwork by today. If not, all the future paperwork will be on you. So, I'm off."
Tsunade just left the Hokage office with a bright smile on her face, thinking about all the money she would make today from gambling.
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Sasuke was currently on his way to find clues for Itachi's whereabouts. He and Karin were just walking along the way as they heard screeches in a certain direction.
"Karin, did you hear that?"
"Yeah, I did."
"Let's go and check it out." Sasuke said as Karin nodded.
They both dashed around as they now reached the place where they heard the sound. However, it was blocked by a large stone.
"RAGHHHHHHHHH!"
Someone was yelling inside as Sasuke just decided to just kick open the rock. He focused chakra on his leg as he put all of his strength in his leg. He smashed open the rock as Sasuke and Karin saw an orange-haired humanoid figure with dark skin looking at them.
"Oh, Karin, step back. I'll finish this fight easily. He's strong but not strong enough to win against me." Sasuke said immediately as he just unsheathed his katana. He could sense if someone was weaker or stronger than him after training with Akihiko for too long. The auras were just too different. He even decided to restrict himself from using genjutsu this time.
*Swish*
He disappeared and right after, Sasuke could be seen with a smirk.
His katana didn't cut through Jugo. Jugo transformed his arm as he ran and punched Sasuke. Sasuke just easily dodged it as he slashed his katana at Jugo another time. Jugo's punch hit the wall and made a large hole in it.
Jugo could be seen turning around as his arms and legs changed again, once more. Booster-like things appeared on his arms and legs.
"ARGH!" He yelled as blue light came out of his boosters and he sped up towards Sasuke extremely quickly.
"Oh, quite surprising but I'll have to end it now." Sasuke said as he closed his eyes for a second.
As soon as he opened his eyes, Sasuke moved and he appeared right behind Jugo as Jugo's eyes widened in surprise. Blood came spurting out of Jugo's body as Sasuke just unsheathed his katana.
Jugo regained his sanity as he thought, 'Ah, why am I this unlucky? First the curse, then Orochimaru, someone came to the base, destroyed everything. I was lucky enough to run away and save my own life. But, why is this guy here to kill me again?'
After he finished thinking, he just fell unconscious.
"Hm, he should make a good subordinate. He'll definitely be a great helping finding Itachi Uchiha. He could use some training though. His kekkei Genkai armor is not as hard as Akihiko. After all, if it was, my katana wouldn't have been able to cut him." Sasuke muttered as he remembered that Akihiko had a similar version of kekkei Genkai to Jugo's. If this was true, Jugo could probably talk to animals and gain intel.
'After all, his kekkei Genkai is a rip off of Akihiko's kekkei Genkai.' Sasuke thought as he smirked.
But he didn't know that Akihiko's kekkei Genkai was based on Jugo's bloodline, the only difference was that Akihiko's kekkei Genkai was on steroids.
"I wonder what everyone is doing in Konoha right now." Sasuke muttered as he sat down on the floor, leaning against the stone wall.
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[The next day]
Akihiko finally decided to complete his mission. He almost forgot about that.
"Hey kids, Papa has something to do. Behave well at home, alright?"
"Mm."x9
"Well, I'll be off. Give Papa a kiss on the cheek." Akihiko said as he kneeled down to reach the kids' height.
"Ok."
The kids kissed Akihiko's cheek one after another as Akihiko has a smile on his face.
"Be safe, dear."
"Come back soon, Akihiko."
Akihiko kissed all of his wives on the forehead as he just teleported away.
(End-)
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