Muscular Rabbits Legion: No one can escape from the novice village!
Chapter 96: What a disaster [Seventh Update]Yi Zheng understood, the opponent actually wanted to kill him!
Yi Zheng had a fiery temper, how could he tolerate this?
He was always looking for trouble even when there was none, let alone when trouble came knocking at his door?
Yi Zheng raised an eyebrow and pointed at the Skeleton King, cursing loudly, “Bald dead man, stinky bones, I don’t care if you insult people, but if you insult Rabbit, I can’t stand it! Take this!”
Yi Zheng leaped forward, then used a freshly-raised skeleton’s head as a stepping stone to jump again. The skeleton was utterly perplexed, its head spinning 360 degrees, eyes bewildered, as if thinking that the script wasn’t supposed to go this way…
How was this guy not scared?
...Why wasn’t he screaming?
And why was he stepping on its head as if it were a stump?
That’s too much!
Seeing this, the other skeletons thought the same. But even more outrageous was when Rabbit stepped on them, he even casually picked up a skeleton’s skull, pulled it out of the marsh, kicked the skeleton’s body aside, left just the skull, stuffed two carrots into the skull’s mouth, and then threw it at the Skeleton King’s carriage yelling, “Go die!”The Skeleton King saw this and laughed loudly, “You attack this king with a skeleton head and carrots? You must be…”
Boom! Boom!
Two clouds of De Character Carrots rose into the sky.
Go to
-HP60000!
-HP60000!
The Skeleton King was suddenly stunned, looking at his health bar, which had only a sliver of health left. In an instant, he slapped the back of his skeleton horse and roared, “Run back, run back!”
The skeleton horse made an emergency brake, creating a long water channel on the surface before barely stopping the carriage.
Then…
Then the two skeleton horses calmly stood in front of Rabbit.
At that moment, the Skeleton King felt a chill all over, as cold sweat squeezed out of his bones.
“Eh? Skeletons can sweat too?” Yi Zheng wondered.
The Skeleton King coughed dryly and said, “Uh… rheumatism, old rheumatism that’s been years, moisture seeps into the bones, occasionally seeps out a bit…” ṟáΝỘ𐌱ƐŜ
Yi Zheng nodded.
The Skeleton King sneakily kicked the tail of the skeleton horse, meaning to run quickly.
Then, the two clever skeleton horses immediately understood the Skeleton King’s hint, opened their mouths, and bit at Rabbit’s head!
Crack!
A crisp sound, the familiar sound of breaking bones, echoed.
All the skeletons were stunned; did it work?
Then everyone saw the teeth of the skeleton horses fall out one after the other.
At the same time, a chubby rabbit’s head and a pair of blood-red eyes gradually lit up.
Seeing this, even the crown on the Skeleton King’s head jumped up, and he slapped the horse’s back, cursing, “You idiot, I told you to run, not to bite! Run, run, run!”
The two cleverly skeleton horses stood up, hooves flailing, a rattling neigh sounding extremely stylish!
But the Skeleton King was almost crying, “Why are you trying to look cool now? Run! Run!”
Then someone nearby also shouted, “Run, run! Run fast!”
The Skeleton King’s heart quivered, and looking at where the Rabbit had been, he found only empty space. Then, he saw all the skeletons in the swamp simultaneously stretching out a finger pointing next to him.
Sweat drenched the Skeleton King’s forehead again as he slowly turned his head to look, only to see a fluffy white rabbit sitting there, grinning and baring its teeth at him.
“Um… I was just saying it was a misunderstanding, do you believe me?” the Skeleton King asked.
Boom!
With a loud noise, the White Bone Carriage shattered into bone fragments everywhere…
Amid the fragments, a rabbit jumped off a skeleton’s head, and with a thud, landed on the ground.
“Ouch? It’s still not dead?” Yi Zheng said, surprised, holding the Skeleton King’s skull in his hands.
The Skeleton King said plaintively, “Big brother Rabbit, can we talk this out nicely? We’re all civilized here; can we not resort to fists? And, it’s best… not to touch the carrots!”
Yi Zheng rolled his eyes at him and stuffed a carrot into his mouth.
The Skeleton King heaved a sigh of relief and said bitterly, “I was at fault first this time. How about I offer you some compensation, and we call it even?”
Yi Zheng said, “Okay, got any Mythical Level Equipment? I’ll take two pieces.”
“Gah!~” the Skeleton King’s jaw literally dropped to the ground, and soon his arm crawled over from afar and put it back on.
The Skeleton King screamed, “Big brother, I’m just a level 12 BOSS, and you’re asking for Mythical Level Equipment right off the bat, why don’t you just rob someone?”
Then he saw the Rabbit in front of him leisurely eating a carrot, his big eyes clearly stating, “Isn’t this what I’m doing?”
The Skeleton King was momentarily speechless and wailed inwardly, “What karma is this? Just out for a stroll, and I run into such a twisted bandit!”
Although he felt miserable, the Skeleton King still proposed, “I really don’t have any Mythical Level, but maybe you can pick from these?”
The Skeleton King pulled out a pile of equipment, the best among them being Top Grade Equipment, a total of six items, including Magic Robes, Armor, and other leather gear… twice as much as the Goblin Mage and their crew had.
However, having seen Mythical Level Equipment, Yi Zheng had no interest in these items. He didn’t even glance at them, just grabbed them and stuffed them into his mouth.
“No, brother, I meant choose one…” the King of Skeleton protested with a crying tone.
Yi Zheng nodded and said, “Ah, I’ve chosen alright, taking them all.”
The Skeleton King was dumbfounded; he really wanted to slap himself twice. Why was he so foolish to show all his belongings to the rabbit? Now, he was robbed clean!
Indeed, being a skeleton, you can’t be too gentlemanly.
Looking at the rabbit before him, the little guy stood there crookedly, one little foot constantly showing off like a little thug.
Reflecting on everything that had happened, he came to terms with it…
The Skeleton King said, “Brother, so, can I go now?”
Yi Zheng said, “Hold on, there’s one more thing you need to give me.”
“What?” the Skeleton King asked.
Yi Zheng grinned and said, “Your life!”
The Skeleton King exclaimed, “I’ve already given you the items, and you still want to kill me? That’s too much!”
Yi Zheng’s smile turned sinister, “Too much? If I weren’t somewhat capable, you would have killed me just now! Starting a fight without a word, and you talk about too much?! Let me tell you, we creatures from Newbie Village Number One have a reputation to uphold. You hit my face, I take your life, that’s only fair! Don’t worry, I’ve taken your things, I’ll only kill you once. If you dare offend again, I’ll move into your house!”
The Skeleton King was flabbergasted. What kind of twisted logic was this? Also, this rabbit is from Newbie Village? Are these the mobs of Newbie Village? Has the world gone mad?!
But one thing the Skeleton King had understood: if he didn’t want to die today, he had no choice but to fight back!
“If that’s the case, then I’m going all out against you! Ah…”
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