Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 143: Interaction Start (2)

Chapter 143 – Interaction Start (2)

“Sumimasen! (Sorry)”

Nintendo’s company representative prostrated himself in a standard posture. He then stood up and bowed his head, saying, “We apologize for being slightly slow in sending our address and causing you trouble.”

“Uh... It’s fine,” Chen Yu said with a forceful smile. “I’ve always enjoyed the first-party games your company produces.”

A joyful expression immediately appeared on the face of Nintendo’s representative. “It is a great honor!”

“However, there are two aspects I wish your company can improve on.”

“Please give us your advice, sir.”

“First, your game cartridges are too expensive. It’s nasty to sell a game for four to five hundred yuan. Learn from your neighbor Sony. They’re giving out discounts every day.”

“Hai!” The representative executed a 90-degree bow. “We will correct it.”

“Second, the performance of your gaming hardware needs improvement. I can’t even play Bloodstained without crashing once every few minutes. You can’t always put the blame on the software vendors.”

“Hai!” The representative lowered his head once more. “Sumimasen! We will correct it.”

“Okay, that’s it for my opinions. You can stand aside now.”

“E-Excuse me...”

“Anything else?” Chen Yu asked, puzzled.

“May I know what opinions you hold toward my country?” Nintendo’s representative suddenly asked while making a 90-degree bow.

Meanwhile, along with the appearance of this highly sensitive question, many special departments watching the livestream instantly tensed up their spirits as they waited intently for Chen Yu’s feedback.

Although they had already analyzed the psychology, personality, and ideological portraits of Transdimensional Review’s UP through his past livestreams, it was far more meaningful to have him formally state his stance.

“Oh, this question?”

Chen Yu’s eyes started swimming under his helmet.

After giving the matter a long thought and sorting out the words in his mind, he calmly said, “In my opinion, your country...has excellent women. There are also many people with excellent skills and moral integrity. I strongly support your country’s development in film and television, games, and other two-dimensional aspects.”

“A-Anything else?” the representative asked, flabbergasted by Chen Yu’s answer.

“Nope,” Chen Yu said, waving his hand. “As an independent, objective, and fair third-party reviewer, I will not express any conscious attitudes. Moreover, I don’t have any opinions to express regarding your country. Go wait at a side. I’m going to fetch the next participant.”

[I think UP is already done expressing himself, lolol.]

[Host has the aura of a bigshot...]

[Real opinion: No opinion.]

[As one of UP’s old Bilibili fan, I just want to say that UP’s behavior and actions are getting increasingly flamboyant.]

[With a protective suit, an Interstellar Portal, and a Weather Control Module, the host can destroy the world.]

[The only thing on your mind is world destruction. We can already do that easily with the world’s nuclear arsenal. Violence cannot solve everything.]

[Violence might not be able to solve everything, but it can “solve” everything.]

“Sumimasen!” Nintendo’s representative quickly hid his concerns, straightened his posture, and walked toward the bullet comment group’s four members.

“Don’t stand near me.” The old man huffed angrily and raised his walking stick, his expression suggesting that he would beat the representative if the latter dared approach him.

“Stand here!” However, the three youngsters behaved in a peaceful, polite, and friendly manner as they invited the representative to stand beside them.

The young woman’s boyfriend, in particular, even enthusiastically initiated conversation with the representative. “Brother, have you guys developed the next-generation console yet? What kind of configuration...”

In response to the young man’s enthusiasm, the representative simply made a perfunctory smile. As a government official, he hardly knew anything about games. Hence, he could only offer vague answers.

“After Nintendo, the next ID selected on DouYu belongs to Xiaomi. The address is Beijing’s Xiaomi Technology Park.”

After finding the correct location on the virtual Earth, Chen Yu initiated the spatial link.

Once more, the view inside the Interstellar Portal changed, and a tall, middle-aged man walked out of the portal.

“Greetings, Mr. King.” After walking out of the portal, the middle-aged man respectfully greeted Chen Yu and offered to shake hands. “I am Yu Qian, the general manager of Xiaomi Technology. It is an honor to be selected by you.”

“Greetings, Mr. Yu. Is Chief Lei not coming?” Chen Yu asked as he shook Yu Qian’s hand.

Yu Qian naturally wouldn’t say that Lei Jun had been forcefully “replaced” by him. Smiling, he answered, “Chief Lei can’t handle such an exciting outdoor activity.”

“That’s a shame,” Chen Yu said, sneering.

“Truly a shame.”

Releasing his hand, Yu Qian stood aside and stopped speaking.

Seeing this, Chen Yu was naturally more than happy to ignore Yu Qian. He then continued manipulating the portal and established a spatial link to the final location.

Buzz!

As the spatial link formed, two men dressed in simple spacesuits walked out of the portal. Each of them also carried a small box.

Boom. Boom.

After placing down their boxes, the two men saluted Chen Yu, “Hello!”

“Hello.”

After scanning the two men’s attire, Chen Yu raised his voice and said, “According to regulations, only one person is allowed to participate per ID.”

“We’re a couple,” the two men proclaimed in unison.

Chen Yu: “?”

Everyone else present: “??”

The livestream’s 800,000 viewers: “???”

In the next moment, one of the astronauts pulled out a phone and approached Chen Yu, saying, “This is our ho-”

“Stop, stop, stop! Amazing! You guys are amazing! I believe you.”

“Thank you,” the two men said in unison once more.

[What a goddamned couple!]

[The government’s way of doing things really is bloody amazing.]

[Do you think our military officers are paid for nothing?]

[Nintendo is going to die from regret.]

[It’s useless to regret. They first need to have the prerequisites if they wish to pick the loopholes in the rules. Do you think the UP will just close one eye if it’s a foreigner pulling this stunt?]

[Will there be another interactive event tomorrow?]

[There are over a million viewers. Even if the host livestreams every day, we still wouldn’t have our turn.]

[I don’t want to participate. I just came to look at the female assistant...]

[I have screenshots of the female assistant being drenched in lubricant just now. Leave me a message if you’re interested.]

Chen Yu was simply left speechless as he looked at the two muscular and resolute astronauts. Turning away from the two and looking toward the camera, he said, “Now that all members of the bullet comment group and donation group are here, let’s begin our game.

“I’ll repeat one last time. All selected participants are allowed to choose the method they wish to play with the Life Sphere. If you don’t make a decision, I’ll do it for you.”

After saying so, Chen Yu lifted the Life Sphere and approached the first participant. He then asked, “Hahaha, how do you want to play?”

Scratching his head, the young man shyly said, “I-I’m quite timid, so 1,600 meters is already very high. Let’s just start from here.”

“Your requirements are so low?” Chen Yu was surprised.

“Yes.” In the next moment, however, the young man rubbed his palms together and snuck a glance at Little Peach, who stood idly nearby, and quietly said, “M-My requirements aren’t high. I-I’m fine so long as I can jump together with the female assistant.”

[Something big is about to happen. (Eating popcorn)]

[Using the timidest tone to say the coolest words.]

[Brother Hahaha, safe travels.]

[A true man.]

[That guy must be really eager to die.]

[Show’s over. Everyone, dismiss...]

“...”

Chen Yu fell silent for a moment as he looked at the young man’s expectant eyes. A moment later, his muscles tensed up as he grabbed the young man and stuffed him into the Life Sphere. He then aimed forward and kicked, “Adios!”

Boom!

“Don’t! Ahhhh—”

Amidst the young man’s lung-tearing screams, the Life Sphere completed a perfect arc through the air and fell down the cliff.

Seeing this, the expressions of the donation group’s four members changed slightly.

They could clearly tell that the strength of Chen Yu’s kick far surpassed the physiological limits of ordinary humans...

Clap, clap.

Patting the non-existent dirt off his hands, Chen Yu scanned the remaining participants and asked, “Who else wants to play together with my assistant?”

Nintendo’s representative: “I wouldn’t dare.”

Xiaomi’s representative: “I can’t afford to.”

The old man: “I can’t play anymore.”

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