Chapter 239: City “Massacre” (1)
Chapter 239 – City “Massacre” (1)
Pacific Ocean, Hogwarts Floating Castle, central courtyard:
After confirming all the IDs for the bullet comment, donation, and hospital groups, Chen Yu approached the Interstellar Portal and started teleporting the selected participants by order.
“Bilibili, ID Under the Moon...”
Space within the portal distorted. The instant the spatial link was successfully established, a young man dashed through the portal and excitedly spread his arms to hug Chen Yu, only to be stopped by an Auror mage before he could succeed.
“UP! I’m your loyal fan!”
“Let’s set this aside first.” Visually scanning the young man, Chen Yu asked, “I previously stated that those who are healthy shouldn’t participate in the interactive event. Are you sick?”
“I’m sick! I’m sick!” The young man smiled and shook his head triumphantly. “I’m quite sick.”
“...What kind of disease do you have?”
“Schizophrenia! My clinical symptoms are mainly incoherence of thought, hehe! Isn’t it awesome?” While bouncing up and down before Chen Yu, the young man pulled out a folder from his jacket and said, “Look! This is the DSM diagnosis of my schizophrenia, and this is my CCMD diagnostic—”
“Fine, fine, fine! No need to read it. I believe you. Stand aside and wait for the event to start.”
“How would you know I’m sick if you don’t read it? My schizophrenia still hasn’t acted up, so I’m still norm—”
“Sir, please follow me,” Hermione interjected the young man with a bow.
“No rush. I’ll let UP see my proo—uu!”
Before the youth could finish his words, Hermione covered his mouth with her hand and dragged him away.
“I hope you can recover.”
After sending the youth a pitiful glance, Chen Yu disconnected the spatial link and entered the address of the bullet comment group’s second member.
“Bilibili, ID Unrealistic...”
With “Under the Moon” as an example, the subsequent participants that walked through the portal all took the initiative to prove their physical conditions.
However, a minor deviation occurred when it came to the participant selected from Afreeca TV.
In unskilled Chinese, the bulky Korean man said, “My sickness is breast hyperplasia.”
“...” After a moment of silence, Chen Yu grabbed the lightsaber from Hermione and said, “...I’ll give you one chance to revise your words.”
“I-It’s prostate hyperplasia...”
After teleporting all 10 bullet comment group members to the floating castle, Chen Yu started teleporting the donation group’s 10 members.
“Bilibili, ID Thai Airways Pharmaceutical.
“TikTok, ID Chrysanthemum Pharmaceutical.
“Youtube, ID World Health Organization...”
The participants of the donation group were very calm. After walking through the portal, they simply shook hands with Chen Yu before standing aside.
With such efficiency, it took only four minutes for Chen Yu to start teleporting the hospital group’s members.
“Bilibili, Wise National Hospital.”
The moment the spatial link was established, 30 white men and women in medical suits dashed through the portal and surrounded Chen Yu. They thanked, bowed, cried, and knelt on the spot.
The incessant noises they made gave Chen Yu a headache.
“Okay, that’s enough. Please don’t waste time. I’m not the savior of the world. You don’t need to behave like this. Girl, please don’t kiss my right foot... Hey! That doctor! Stay away from the pandas!”
Afterward, Chen Yu continued transporting batch after batch of doctors and patients to the floating castle. And under the guidance of Hermione and four Auror mages, these people anxiously waited at a corner.
“Lastly... DouYu, ID Fujian Putian Hospital.”
Buzz!
After space within the metal arch fluctuated briefly, an elderly man staggered through the portal and knelt before Chen Yu. “Are you Doctor Ah Pu? Oh, great benefactor! You saved my family!”
“Wait.”
Skillfully helping the old man up, Chen Yu pointed at Hermione and said, “It’s UP, not Ah Pu. I’m not a doctor either. Follow this girl. And everyone else behind, please calm down. Why must everyone from the hospital group appear while kneeling down?”
“Hello, Mr. King! I am Tianpu Hospital’s di-” The middle-aged hospital director stretched his hand toward Chen Yu. However, before he could finish speaking, he noticed the irate look under Chen Yu’s mask and decisively shut his mouth. He then started directing the patients to a corner.
“The members of all three groups are here now.” Facing the camera, Chen Yu spread his arms and said, “We’ve wasted a lot of time already, so I’ll briefly go through the event rules.
“Pick up a pillow and attack everyone around you! The last person to remain standing will be the winner!
“The winner’s prize is this.” Picking up a white pillow from the box beside him, Chen Yu patted the pillow and said, “You’ll get to keep it for life. And no individual or organization is allowed to snatch it. Otherwise, you’ll be making an enemy out of me.”
Meanwhile, upon hearing Chen Yu’s words, everyone promptly went into a heated discussion with each other. Particularly, the eyes of the 10 donation group members were practically glowing.
[How envious...]
[What a pity. If I got selected, I could’ve easily knocked down these sick people with a punch.]
[It’s a fight using pillows! Not fists, you fool!]
[I’m making a report! That fatty is our hospital’s director, and his wife is among the group of patients!]
[Keke. Use your brain and think. How many among these patients do you think are actually sick?]
[Aside from those with physical disabilities, I don’t believe anyone!]
[A pillow fight. We can play this game as well!]
[I’m going to buy a pillow now. Anyone in Haidian, Beijing interested in playing can pm me.]
[The donation group’s members have a big advantage! They’re much healthier than the other participants!]
“Now that we’ve gone through the product introduction, personnel gathering, and rule narration phases, let’s head directly into the livestream’s next phase! Performance evaluation!”
After saying so, Chen Yu skillfully swiped his finger across the virtual globe and selected the sparsely populated city of Alxa in China’s Inner Mongolia.
After the spatial link was established, Chen Yu picked up the large delivery box containing the 500 Fight Pillows and stepped through the portal. “Everyone has a share! Follow me! One pillow per person! Men and women, old and young, smack whoever you see with your pillows!
“Let’s start a pillow fight across the whole city!”
...
Inner Mongolia, Alxa City, People’s Square:
Winter’s arrival had dispirited the small city’s 230,000 or so residents.
However, with New Year’s Day’s approach, the commercial district was still relatively lively.
Buzz!
At 9:38 AM, a five-meter-tall and three-meter-wide metal arch suddenly appeared out of thin air in the commercial district. Under the horrified gazes of countless people, the metal arch overturned a makeshift fish stall and two other stalls selling couplets.
Like a plague, silence quickly spread throughout the crowded plaza.
“Huh? Isn’t this a sparsely populated city? Why are there so many people here?” Chen Yu muttered in confusion as he walked out of the portal with the delivery box in hand.
Immediately afterward, the interactive event participants followed Chen Yu through the portal one after another. They quickly occupied the plaza’s center.
Seeing the sudden appearance of these people, the surrounding crowd slowly withdrew and dispersed in fear.
“Crap! It’s Transdimensional’s UP!”
“The Interstellar Portal! It’s the Interstellar Portal!”
However, a small number of youths knew of Transdimensional Review, and these youths charged forward in a frenzy.
[Awesome, haha! I’m nearby! What an unexpected surprise!!]
[You get to join the pillow fight without winning the lottery. You’re the real RNGesus!]
[I suddenly feel sorry for that fellow who went from Inner Mongolia all the way to Japan...]
[My house is slightly far away. I hope I can make it in time.]
“Hah! The more, the merrier!”
Flexibly weaving her way through the crowd, Little Peach grabbed a pillow from the delivery box and eagerly waved it around. “King, can we start now?”
“Sure, but you can only hit others with the pillow. Also, you can’t hit the selected participants. You can’t be downed, so you’re considered a bug. Go play somewhere far away.”
“Okay~~~”
“In that case...”
Raising the delivery box, Chen Yu poured out all of the pillows onto the ground. He then started tossing the pillows into the crowd while shouting, “Everyone, listen up!
“Men and women, old and young, get rid of everyone! Charge!”
“Charge!” x200+
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