You've Got Mail: A Cautionary Tale

Chapter 95 — A Bolt From The Blue (NSFW)

Edited by DancingDolphinsYo

Guan Shanjin loved seeing how Wu Xingzi became all slick and dazed from his actions, his mouth open and his tongue hanging out. The younger man’s cock was even more excited, and not only was the crotch of his trousers extremely tight, a wet patch could also be seen where the head of the cock was pressing into.

Thinking that Wu Xingzi was no longer that young, Guan Shanjin did not know how his body would be affected after easily bringing him to climax three times.

Guan Shanjin stood up, lifting the old fellow up in his arms. Turning around, he sat himself down in the chair, placing Wu Xingzi on his own lap. Having yet to recover from his orgasm, Wu Xingzi’s body was trembling slightly. Like a soft kitten, he nestled into Guan Shanjin’s arms, his breath filled with a delicious cool fragrance along with the smell of sex.

After patting Wu Xingzi’s completely limp hips, Guan Shanjin undid his own trousers. The moment his big pengornis was freed, it immediately slapped against Wu Xingzi’s round, fleshy buttocks. The slap caused the hole there to twitch, and Wu Xingzi himself too shuddered violently.

Wu Xingzi’s mind was still muddled, and he had yet to notice exactly what Guan Shanjin wanted to do. Huddling into the man’s chest, he was still panting slightly, and when his buttocks were parted, he was still dazed. Right after that, a thick, hard, and hot pengornis pushed its way into his warm and wet hole.

“Ah—” Wu Xingzi squealed. Instinctively, he pushed at Guan Shanjin’s chest. Despite how wet and eager his hole was, to suddenly have such a huge, thick cock thrusting inside, he still could not bear with it entirely. His pleasure, which had yet to dissipate, was now again pushed upwards, and Wu Xingzi felt that even every single strand of his hair had become extremely sensitive.

Holding onto the curves of Wu Xingzi’s waist, Guan Shanjin pushed him further down onto his cock. The section of his cock that was originally exposed to the air was now entirely inside. The moans of the old fellow were trembling and lewd, so sweet and lush that it seemed as though they carried little claws in them, pitifully scratching lightly against Guan Shanjin’s heart.

Wu Xingzi was thin and scrawny. Living in the capital all this time, he had been sleeping and eating well, thus he finally grew a bit of meat on his bones. When Guan Shanjin held him in his arms, he no longer felt as bony. However, his waist was still very slender, as though it could break easily with a bit of bending. With just a reach of Guan Shanjin’s arm, he was able to encircle more than half his waist. Truthfully speaking, regarding this old quail, other than his backside being perky and fleshy enough, there was nothing else on him that was attractive at all. Still, it was this exact character that could always whip Guan Shanjin’s desire into a frenzy, and he wanted nothing more but to bundle him up and swallow him into his belly, never letting anyone else see him.

“My lewd darling, you’re not going to try moving by yourself?” Guan Shanjin thrust his hips upwards, sucking Wu Xingzi’s earlobe as he chuckled.

“Ai…” Wu Xingzi supported himself on the younger man’s shoulders. His thighs were so weak that they felt noodly, and he could not even kneel as his muscles quivered non-stop. He had no energy at all to make himself move. However, he was afraid that Guan Shanjin would not be able to wait and would start frantically fucking him. His own little cock was still unable to get hard, and if he was to be fucked forcefully, it was hard to tell if he would be fucked into pissing himself again. To do something like this when the sky was still bright, it would be too embarrassing. He still wanted his dignity!

He had no choice, and with trembling legs, he could only shakily push himself up. After letting Guan Shanjin’s cock slide out a little, he sucked in a breath and sat back down. That stiff head of the cock unerringly found the sensitive spot inside him which provided the utmost pleasure. Mewling aloud, Wu Xingzi gasped for air. With a shift, he lost all his strength, and fell right into Guan Shanjin’s lap. The younger man’s full balls smacked directly against his fleshy buttocks, and the cock thrust itself even further in.

“Ahh— It, it’s so hot…” Whimpering, Wu Xingzi hugged his belly. Under his palm was a bulge forced out by the man’s cock. Guan Shanjin too was groaning in pleasure, and gripping onto Wu Xingzi’s waist, he started fucking into him roughly.

“Slower… Slow down a little…” The intense fucking caused Wu Xingzi’s eyes to roll to the back of his head, and his cries left him breathless.

However, the man had not the slightest bit of intention in letting him off. Having finally entered such a comfortable place, Guan Shanjin was like a beast that had lost all his rationality. With his thick, hard cock wrapped in such a warm, wet and tight sheath, and how the muscles there wrung and convulsed against him, it was a matchless pleasure, and he could only instinctively seek to push himself in even deeper and harder.

The thrusts jolted Wu Xingzi continuously. Wailing, he sprawled across Guan Shanjin’s broad chest. His face was smeared with both his saliva and tears, and each time Guan Shanjin lifted his hips up during the savage fucking, Wu Xingzi’s body would twitch and jerk along. His tongue hung loose from his lips, and he seemed as though he was fucked stupid.

The man’s cock was truly worthy of being the Lanling Prince of pengornises. It was savage, vigorous and persistent, and it felt as though it was about to fuck right through him. Wu Xingzi’s belly would periodically bulge out, showing where the cock was thrusting, and he felt as though his hole was about to turn swollen from the use.

“Lewd darling.” Guan Shanjin’s eyes had turned bloodshot from pleasure. He was like an unsatisfied beast, yet his action of lifting Wu Xingzi’s chin up was very gentle, as though he was holding onto the world’s most precious treasure. His heart overflowed with love for the older man, so much so that he did not know what to do.

“You baddie…” Experiencing the fierce, savage thrusts of the cock that found its entire way in each time, with teary eyes, Wu Xingzi gave Guan Shanjin a look of grievance.

This expression was indescribably seductive. Guan Shanjin lowered his head, sucking the older man’s tongue and giving a firm and satisfying kiss. Their lips melded together, their tongues danced together, and Guan Shanjin’s kiss was just as brutal as his fucking. He swept his tongue across the soft cavern of Wu Xingzi’s mouth, then curled his own tongue against Wu Xingzi’s, sucking and nibbling on it. Next, he slid his tongue further inside him, as though trying to reach down his throat. The kiss left Wu Xingzi whimpering and wailing, and only when the older man nearly could no longer breathe was Guan Shanjin then willing to pull back a little, nibbling on his kiss-swollen lips.

Wu Xingzi was about to black out from the ongoings. As for Guan Shanjin, one kiss was not enough. Holding onto Wu Xingzi’s chin, he did not wait for Wu Xingzi to catch his breath before pressing another deep kiss onto him. His cock did not rest either, each thrust going even harder than the previous one. Wu Xingzi’s hole had already turned looser, and slick dripped continuously from it.

Suddenly, Wu Xingzi’s body tensed up. After a moment of stiffness, he flailed and jerked wildly, almost falling from Guan Shanjin’s lap. The younger man’s muscular arms tightened, keeping Wu Xingzi firmly against his chest. Very quickly, where the two people were joined together, a warm wetness could be felt. Looking down, Guan Shanjin discovered that as expected, Wu Xingzi had been fucked into squirting again. That little cock, unable to harden anymore, now contracted into itself, but fluid still continued to flow out.

The old fellow remained spasming for quite some time. His eyes were completely unfocused, while Guan Shanjin still continued fucking hard into him.

Seeing Wu Xingzi’s condition, Guan Shanjin did not dare to go too overboard. As such, he did not deliberately drag his pleasure on, and taking advantage of Wu Xingzi having yet to return to his senses, their flesh slapped together a few hundred times more. This caused the old quail to start whimpering again, and only then did Guan Shanjin finally thrust all the way in for the last time, his cock hardening even more and spurting out what felt like scalding come into Wu Xingzi…

This time, Guan Shanjin was a little too excessive. After Wu Xingzi lost consciousness, he only woke up at 9am the next morning. Upon waking up, he was still very bleary. Foolishly, he sat there quietly on the bed, only returning to his senses after Guan Shanjin had hugged him and had carefully fed him most of the bowl of porridge.

“Is the porridge tasty?” Guan Shanjin had made sliced fish porridge. Each piece of fish was so delicate that it melted in the mouth, its flavour fresh and sweet. Mixed into the porridge were also finely chopped cabbage leaves, its colour a bright, fresh green, and easy to eat. Naturally, it tasted excellent. After all, it was personally cooked by Guan Shanjin.

Guan Shanjin was naturally deeply aware of Wu Xingzi’s appetite. Just a single bowl could never even relieve a little of the old fellow’s hunger.

Seeing Wu Xingzi’s cheeks regaining their rosiness, Guan Shanjin pinched his fleshy nose. “I’m going to get another bowl of porridge for you. We’ll have other dishes when your belly’s warmed up, hmm?”

“Ai.” Wu Xingzi nodded his head obediently. From Guan Shanjin, he scented a fragrance that whetted one’s appetite, and he could not help but feel a sweetness welling up within him. From that smell, he understood that the man next to him had most definitely woken up early in the morning to prepare food for him.

As expected, after Guan Shanjin brought Wu Xingzi a bowl of porridge, he asked him to have it by himself first, then headed back to the kitchen. After a moment of busyness, he brought out all the dishes that he had prepared. There were ten dishes in all, and it included everything from chicken, duck, fish, meat and vegetables, all of them Wu Xingzi’s favourite ones.

Guan Shanjin then embraced him from behind, and the two engaged in more daylight lewdness. If not for the two bowls of porridge, Wu Xingzi’s belly would have ached from hunger.

Guan Shanjin saw how Wu Xingzi licked his lips greedily, and could not help but laugh. “Come on, it’s been a long while since I’ve cooked for you. Quick, try some, and see if it’s just as good as before.”

Wu Xingzi nodded continuously. Plastered to Guan Shanjin, he sat down, picked up his bowl and started his attempt of sweeping the table clean.

Although the table was laden with food, in the eyes of Guan Shanjin and Wu Xingzi, it was nothing. In less than the amount of time for a joss stick to burn away, even the gravy from the dishes had been emptied into Wu Xingzi’s bowl to accompany his rice. The old quail rubbed his belly in satisfaction, picking up his cup of freshly made tea and sipping on it.

The dessert after the meal was almond jelly that Guan Shanjin had specially bought from a well-known, very established shop in the capital. It was simple and plain, with no frills added to it. It was the colour of snow, looking very adorable as its delicious scent spread throughout the room.

Only after finishing two cups of tea, did Wu Xingzi then pick up the bowl of almond jelly, and started eating. The almond flavour was strong, his mouth filling with its fragrance the moment it hit his tongue. His eyes became half-lidded, as he sighed in pleasure.

Guan Shanjin did not have as good an appetite as him, and so he pushed the bowl of almond jelly in front of him over to Wu Xingzi as well.

Satiated, Wu Xingzi burped. A little embarrassed, he covered his mouth and sneaked a look at Guan Shanjin.

“Accompany me on a stroll around the yard, alright?” Guan Shanjin naturally would not laugh at him. He had always been the biased sort, and when he doted on someone, every single one of their flaws would still be very adorable in his eyes.

Wu Xingzi nodded. Guan Shanjin held his hand out to Wu Xingzi, and Wu Xingzi placed his hand in his, their fingers interlocking tightly together.

The afternoon’s sun was not too hot. The Double Ninth Festival, happening in the month of September, was coming up, and the weather too was turning cooler.

The two took a walk around the yard. Although neither of them spoke a single word, warmth and sweetness filled their hearts, and their hands, clasped together, tightened a little more.

“What did you want to tell me yesterday?” Guan Shanjin asked abruptly.

Wu Xingzi blanked out for a moment, his face turning pink. “Ai… Wasn’t it… yesterday, in front of your mother, that I said that I liked your pengornis and face…”

“Why? You’re regretting it now?” Amused, Guan Shanjin looked down at the older man, teasing him. He had long known that the thing Wu Xingzi had liked from the very beginning was his pengornis. If not for this treasure, passed down the Guan family line, being worthy enough, right now, he would still be unable to catch this lewd darling.

Unexpectedly, Wu Xingzi actually nodded! This caused the smile on Guan Shanjin’s face to crumble in an instant. The first thing that came to his mind was to set the Peng Society on fire, then dig out all the pengornises that had been seducing Wu Xingzi and deal with them!

Completely unaware of the bloodthirst and savagery raging inside the man next to him, Wu Xingzi’s feet came to a pause. In all earnestness, he held onto both of Guan Shanjin’s hands. There was a shy expression on his face, yet his words were frank, “Actually, the one I like is you, as a whole. Whether you’re good or bad, I like everything about you. It has nothing to do with your pengornis.”

Despite such a sudden, clumsy confession of feelings, Guan Shanjin still felt as though he had taken in a mouthful of honey, and even his heart was sweet.

He was dazed for a moment, then, unable to control himself, he revealed a foolish grin. If the Lord Protector’s wife were to see her son’s current expression, she might have thought that her son’s brain was damaged.

Looking at Guan Shanjin’s silly appearance, Wu Xingzi pressed his lips together in a smile. The two people looked at each other, neither of them willing to drag their eyes away.

“When this matter is over, I’ll take you back to Bastion City. If you don’t wish to remain in the General’s estate the entire time, you can also go to the magistrate’s office to look for a job. Bastion City is also in need of an adviser. What do you think about this?” Guan Shanjin could not help but pull Wu Xingzi into his arms. He yearned desperately to absorb him into his blood and bones, yet his actions were still very careful, his heart unable to bear giving the older man any pain.

“Mn.” Wu Xingzi returned the hug, pressing his face into Guan Shanjin’s chest and nuzzling into it.

The two of them were surrounded in a warm, intimate atmosphere. How good would it be if this moment could last forever? Unfortunately, Guan Shanjin was not the sort to sink himself into his personal feelings. After a short while, he settled his own emotions, releasing Wu Xingzi and taking half a step back.

Uncomprehending, Wu Xingzi looked up at him. Seeing the man’s apologetic expression, he knew that there was proper business to be discussed.

“A few days later, Guan Shanjin will be taken to jail.”

Wu Xingzi’s eyes widened. He gripped tightly onto Guan Shanjin’s clothes, momentarily feeling at a loss for what to do.

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