One Piece: Don't Worry, I'm a Doctor

Chapter 287: Chapter 287: Wanna Be a Doctor?

Vir could only silently give him a thumbs-up.

What a talent.

This guy is destined for greatness.

And if you don’t, come find me. I’ll promote you myself.

I only speak the truth.

Shaking his head to dispel the discomfort in his mind, Vir turned his attention to Magellan.

His expression was complicated.

Very complicated.

At this point, he was starting to wonder—even if the side effects disappeared, would Magellan still be living in the bathroom?

This guy went harder on Magellan than Vir ever did.

This kid… truly has potential.

Hell, he didn’t even wear gloves.

Absolutely ruthless.

Looking at Hannyabal, Vir couldn’t help but ask with admiration, “Hey kid, ever thought about becoming a doctor?”

Hearing this, Hannyabal froze.

A doctor?

Him?

How could he be a doctor?!

He was the man who was going to become a Warden one day!

But fearing that refusal might lead to cremation, he hesitated.

Vir noticed his dilemma.

He didn’t press further.

Instead, he said, “No worries. If you ever wanna learn, just find my apprentice. He’ll show you the ropes.”

“For now, just wait about two minutes, then pull it out.”

Vir sighed wistfully.

Efficient, decisive, and utterly merciless.

A born prodigy in medicine.

Guaranteed to succeed.

Hearing Vir’s words, Hannyabal let out a sigh of relief.

As long as he wasn’t getting cremated, anything was fine.

But… could this thing really solve Magellan’s diarrhea problem?

It seemed impossible.

Still, he wisely kept his doubts to himself.

Two minutes later.

“Report! Time’s up!”

Hannibal shouted loudly, stopwatch in hand.

His enthusiasm was making Vir a little uncomfortable.

“Uh… alright, take it out now.”

With that, Vir turned his back.

From behind, there was a rustling sound, followed by—

[Ding! Congratulations, Host! You’ve earned 550,000 negative points!]

[Ding! Congratulations! Ability obtained: Innate Poison Body!]

[Innate Poison Body: The effectiveness of your poisons is increased by 100%!]

The moment the system’s notice faded—

*Pffrt!*

A strange noise erupted!

Then came the screaming!

“AAAAHHH! AHHH! HELP! I’VE BEEN POISONED! GET THE ANTIDOTE! IT’S OVER! IT GOT IN MY MOUTH! TOO LATE—!”

*THUD!*

After a series of frantic shrieks, Hannyabal collapsed stiffly onto the ground…

Just from the sound, it was clear what had happened.

This… was a little too extreme.

Vir could only facepalm.

Still, he turned around and poured the antidote into Hannyabal’s gaping mouth.

Watching this, Vir couldn’t help but mutter,

“With your mouth open that wide, where else was it gonna go?”

As the poison and antidote mixed in his stomach, Hannyabal quickly sprang back to life.

And the first thing he did upon revival was—

“Boss! Mission accomplished!”

Same script, same energy.

Vir gave another thumbs-up.

Not because he wanted to—he just couldn’t help it.

This guy was too damn good.

Even after getting poisoned in the mouth, he didn’t bat an eye.

Absolute madlad.

How had Vir never noticed this kind of talent in Impel Down before?

When watching the anime, he’d only paid attention to Magellan.

But this guy? He was the real deal.

Hannyabal’s bootlicking attitude, though, left Domino and the others sweating.

Was he really that shameless?

He was practically polishing the man’s shoes with his tongue.

No wonder he was the only one who become a Vice-Warden.

He earned it.

As for Vir, he wasn’t too surprised by the ability he’d obtained.

It was pretty much expected.

Because with Magellan…

There wasn’t much else to take.

The system couldn’t give him anything else even if it wanted to.

First treatment, extreme psychological trauma—no way he’d get random stuff.

And as for the rest? Magellan had nothing on him.

Physical stats? Haki? All inferior.

So the only thing left was the Venom-Venom Fruit.

The ability he’d extracted wasn’t bad.

It didn’t let him shoot poison or anything, but having the effectiveness of his poisons doubled?

Extremely useful.

At the very least, it could fully replace his old brick tactics.

Very convenient.

Now that Magellan was dealt with, next up was Bullet.

But Bullet was a different story.

With him, it could be any of the three Haki types, physical stats, or even combat skills.

No guarantee he’d get the Clank-Clank Fruit.

*Puru puru puru!*

Just then, Magellan’s Den Den Mushi rang.

Hannyabal glanced at it but didn’t move.

Only after getting Vir’s approval did he answer.

*Click*

The moment the call connected, chaos erupted from the other side.

“WARDEN! BLACKBEARD PIRATES HAVE BROKEN IN! THEY’RE ON LEVEL ONE! WE CAN’T HOLD THEM OFF! REQUESTING BACKU—”

Before the voice could finish, the call cut off.

But those few words were enough to stun every guard present.

Who?! The Blackbeard Pirates?!

They hadn’t even gotten rid of this monster yet, and now another one showed up?!

Was Impel Down about to fall?!

They didn’t even get to finish the call for reinforcements!

If all those prisoners escaped… it’d be a catastrophe!

But with this guy still here, they couldn’t even act.

We’re screwed! The heavens have abandoned Impel Down!

Hannyabal stared at the disconnected Den Den Mushi, his face grim.

Was there really no saving Impel Down?

Without the Warden, they stood no chance against them.

Just as he was at his wit’s end—

A black plastic bag was tossed his way.

“Pack up the tools. Once you do, I’m leaving.”

“Oh, and Magellan should wake up in about three minutes.”

Vir’s calm words became the light of salvation in Hannyabal’s life.

“You’re really leaving, Big Daddy?!”

In his excitement, Hannyabal even blurted out his inner thoughts.

Vir broke out in a slight sweat.

Before he could even respond, the tools were already packed and handed to him with utmost reverence.

You couldn’t find a single flaw in his attitude even under a microscope!

He even called him Dad!

After having Hannyabal store the items in the medical kit, Vir didn’t linger.

With a turn, he vanished on the spot.

But the moment he left—

“THE HELL?!”

“He just left?! Just like that?!”

Buggy was losing it, his face a picture of utter disbelief.

Grabbing Luffy by the collar yet again, he yelled in complete bewilderment:

“ARE YOU SERIOUSLY HIS CAPTAIN?!”

“THIS AIN’T A JOKE!”

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